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Worst Power 5 teams - Week 13 edition
Posted on 11/18/19 at 6:53 am
Posted on 11/18/19 at 6:53 am
1. Rutgers (2-8) - If you want to be the champ, you gotta beat the champ. If you want to beat Rutgers, you just have to get off the bus. Big 10 teams have defeated Rutgers by an average score of 43 to 6. Rutgers is so terrible that Ohio State actually felt bad for them and called off the dogs early in the second half. Ohio State normally runs up the score on everyone. If Ohio State played a flag football game against a team of orphans at a charity event, they would run up the score on them as much as they possibly could. That team of orphans could probably beat Rutgers though.
2. Arkansas (2-8) - It’s been a really good week for Razorback fans. Arkansas fired Chad Morris last weekend and the Razorbacks didn’t play a football game on Saturday. There hasn’t been this much excitement in Arkansas since they moved Sudafed from behind the counter, or that time Billy Bob’s sister came over to his trailer wearing edible lingerie. Enjoy the good times because Arkansas is going to be playing football again soon. Words cannot express how hard the Razorbacks are going to get fricked in Baton Rouge on Saturday, but I guess if I had to describe it Arkansas would be Cersei and LSU is Jaime Lannister.
3. Vanderbilt (2-8) - Vandy got off to a strong start in the first quarter against Kentucky, building a 14-3 lead over the Wildcats. The problem for Vandy is there are 4 quarters in a football game, and Kentucky dominated the last 3 of them by scoring 35 unanswered points. Vanderbilt is always a really fun road trip for visiting SEC teams. Kentucky fans had a lot to be happy about as they drove back home to their meth labs and cashier jobs at Dollar Tree. Vanderbilt fans can find comfort in the bottom of a bottle of White Zinfandel (paired with some sharp cheddar cheese).
4. Northwestern (2-8) - The Wildcats won on Saturday, but it was against UMass so it should only really count for 1/4th of a win. Regardless, the Wildcats advanced the football into the end zone more times than the Minutemen did and it technically does count as an FBS victory. Before their 45-6 victory on Saturday the Wildcats had only scored 100 total points on the season and averaged a whopping 11 points per game. It’s too bad Northwestern can’t just play UMass 12 times instead of real teams that actually have talent
5. Georgia Tech (2-8) - it’s hard to dump on Georgia Tech too much because I feel like they really are trying their best. They aren’t any good but at least they give a shite, unlike Rutgers. The important thing isn’t wins and losses though, it’s representing your university on and off the field. The Yellow Jacket football team might not drive around in shiny new dodge chargers or win a lot of football games, but these young men exemplify what it means to be an NCAA Student Athlete. While I was typing this Virginia Tech just scored another touchdown.
Honorable Mention: Kansas (3-7), Maryland (3-7), Michigan State (4-6), NC State (4-6), Syracuse (4-6)
2. Arkansas (2-8) - It’s been a really good week for Razorback fans. Arkansas fired Chad Morris last weekend and the Razorbacks didn’t play a football game on Saturday. There hasn’t been this much excitement in Arkansas since they moved Sudafed from behind the counter, or that time Billy Bob’s sister came over to his trailer wearing edible lingerie. Enjoy the good times because Arkansas is going to be playing football again soon. Words cannot express how hard the Razorbacks are going to get fricked in Baton Rouge on Saturday, but I guess if I had to describe it Arkansas would be Cersei and LSU is Jaime Lannister.
3. Vanderbilt (2-8) - Vandy got off to a strong start in the first quarter against Kentucky, building a 14-3 lead over the Wildcats. The problem for Vandy is there are 4 quarters in a football game, and Kentucky dominated the last 3 of them by scoring 35 unanswered points. Vanderbilt is always a really fun road trip for visiting SEC teams. Kentucky fans had a lot to be happy about as they drove back home to their meth labs and cashier jobs at Dollar Tree. Vanderbilt fans can find comfort in the bottom of a bottle of White Zinfandel (paired with some sharp cheddar cheese).
4. Northwestern (2-8) - The Wildcats won on Saturday, but it was against UMass so it should only really count for 1/4th of a win. Regardless, the Wildcats advanced the football into the end zone more times than the Minutemen did and it technically does count as an FBS victory. Before their 45-6 victory on Saturday the Wildcats had only scored 100 total points on the season and averaged a whopping 11 points per game. It’s too bad Northwestern can’t just play UMass 12 times instead of real teams that actually have talent
5. Georgia Tech (2-8) - it’s hard to dump on Georgia Tech too much because I feel like they really are trying their best. They aren’t any good but at least they give a shite, unlike Rutgers. The important thing isn’t wins and losses though, it’s representing your university on and off the field. The Yellow Jacket football team might not drive around in shiny new dodge chargers or win a lot of football games, but these young men exemplify what it means to be an NCAA Student Athlete. While I was typing this Virginia Tech just scored another touchdown.
Honorable Mention: Kansas (3-7), Maryland (3-7), Michigan State (4-6), NC State (4-6), Syracuse (4-6)
This post was edited on 11/18/19 at 11:56 am
Posted on 11/18/19 at 7:47 am to TulaneFan
Georgia Tech would beat Kansas
Posted on 11/18/19 at 7:54 am to TulaneFan
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1. Rutgers (2-8)
2. Arkansas (2-8)
We need a bowl for these two to meet. Rutgers is bad, but they've only lost to P5 teams and they didn't get blown the frick out by Western Kentucky.
Posted on 11/18/19 at 8:26 am to TulaneFan
There needs to be a separate conference for those universities which actually produce student-athletes.
Georgia Tech, Tulane, Vandy, Rice, Northwestern and Stanford would be the charter members. (I would also add the three service academies.)
Georgia Tech, Tulane, Vandy, Rice, Northwestern and Stanford would be the charter members. (I would also add the three service academies.)
This post was edited on 11/18/19 at 8:27 am
Posted on 11/18/19 at 8:40 am to TulaneFan
Mizzou is coming on strong lately. I think they’ve played their way into honorable mention. Lucky for them they still have Arkansas on the schedule. Duke is also making a push the last few weeks. I didn’t think Syracuse could beat anybody by 43 points.
This post was edited on 11/18/19 at 8:46 am
Posted on 11/18/19 at 9:06 am to TulaneFan
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Michigan State (4-6)
Making their way on the list ..wouldn't shock me if they drop the game to Maryland and get by Rutgers to miss a bowl. Total dog shite
Posted on 11/18/19 at 9:08 am to TulaneFan
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West Virginia (4-6)
we just beat a ranked team on the road lol
we bout to win out and get a bowl bid
Posted on 11/18/19 at 9:55 am to TulaneFan
I will never understand the whole rednecks making fun of rednecks that this board loves to do
Posted on 11/18/19 at 10:27 am to rockiee
Rutgers needs Schiano to keep the Jersey boys at home.
Posted on 11/18/19 at 10:39 am to Quidam65
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There needs to be a separate conference for those universities which actually produce student-athletes.
Georgia Tech, Tulane, Vandy, Rice, Northwestern and Stanford would be the charter members. (I would also add the three service academies.)
Stanford already dominates the Pac-12 and the nation in every sport not named football and basketball, so they really don't need to go searching for a separate Conference, they are already basically a Conference of ONE winning Director's Cup every year for the last 30 years.
They're the Alabama of sports nobody watches.
Outside of the Pac-12 (USC, UCLA) only Michigan, Ohio State, Florida and Texas challenge Stanford's dominance.
This post was edited on 11/18/19 at 10:45 am
Posted on 11/18/19 at 10:41 am to TulaneFan
Arkansas is definitely the worst
Western Kentucky.19-45.
Western Kentucky.19-45.
Posted on 11/18/19 at 10:43 am to mizzoubuckeyeiowa
The PAC 12 talks up how they win all these sports no one else cares about then turns around and whines about how they don’t have the resources to compete with universities who don’t do that.
Maybe they shouldn’t do that. Just me spitballing here.
Maybe they shouldn’t do that. Just me spitballing here.
Posted on 11/18/19 at 11:55 am to StraightCashHomey21
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we just beat a ranked team on the road lol we bout to win out and get a bowl bid
My bad I didn’t realize that. Our committee uses comprehensive criteria in our selection process to pick the teams we believe are unequivocally the worst Power 5 teams in the country. Sometimes we make mistakes
This post was edited on 11/18/19 at 1:30 pm
Posted on 11/18/19 at 12:25 pm to TulaneFan
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1. Rutgers (2-8)
They fired their HC too. And wouldn’t you know it, that coach came from the Bert tree and was an assistant at Arkansas prior to taking the Rutgers job.
Thanks for your bowel movement of a coaching job, Bert.
Posted on 11/18/19 at 1:42 pm to TulaneFan
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5. Georgia Tech (2-8) - it’s hard to dump on Georgia Tech too much because I feel like they really are trying their best. They aren’t any good but at least they give a shite, unlike Rutgers. The important thing isn’t wins and losses though, it’s representing your university on and off the field. The Yellow Jacket football team might not drive around in shiny new dodge chargers or win a lot of football games, but these young men exemplify what it means to be an NCAA Student Athlete. While I was typing this Virginia Tech just scored another touchdown.
We are a combo of really bad and super injured. We are starting like multiple walk ons the situation is not good. NCST is really bad and super injured as well, we could sneak out a W this week.
Posted on 11/18/19 at 2:09 pm to TulaneFan
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My bad I didn’t realize that. Our committee uses comprehensive criteria in our selection process to pick the teams we believe are unequivocally the worst Power 5 teams in the country. Sometimes we make mistakes
WVU also got their teeth kicked in by Missouri.
Posted on 11/18/19 at 2:38 pm to TulaneFan
Switch Tech and Northwestern.
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