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USFL Mascots revealed, need to be named.

Posted on 4/11/22 at 3:29 pm
Posted by AutoYes_Clown
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 4/11/22 at 3:29 pm
Posted by BlacknGold
He Hate Me
Member since Mar 2009
12030 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 3:31 pm to
wtf is the Stars thing?
Posted by hsfolk
Member since Sep 2009
18536 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 3:38 pm to
looks like a red Grimace
Posted by Tbonepatron
Member since Aug 2013
8447 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 3:38 pm to
Lol. Looks like a shrimp
Posted by PrimeTime Money
Houston, Texas, USA
Member since Nov 2012
27304 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 3:43 pm to
Even he looks like he doesn’t know wtf he is.
Posted by Floating Change Up
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Posted on 4/11/22 at 3:44 pm to
quote:

NOLA gets Colgate Man


You better get real. That's AquaFresh man.
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
115388 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 3:44 pm to
I nominate the Breakers mascot as Decatur Street Douche
Posted by Ssubba
Member since Oct 2014
6613 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 3:45 pm to
Is that a hitler horse?
Posted by roguetiger15
Member since Jan 2013
16144 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 3:52 pm to
um sir please wear your mask correctly over your nose.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
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Posted on 4/11/22 at 4:12 pm to
Is that general blackface?

And that stallion looks pretty fruity

The Breakers thing looks like Mr Freeze
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
22135 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 4:15 pm to
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wtf is the Stars thing?

Grimace' cousin Jeff. The General looks like an ice cream sandwich, so call him I.C. Sammich.
This post was edited on 4/11/22 at 4:17 pm
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 4/11/22 at 4:16 pm to
Can one be the redskins?
Posted by LSUFanHouston
NOLA
Member since Jul 2009
37005 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 4:20 pm to
1, 5, 6 are ok

2, 4, and 7 are meh

8... they must be trying to scare NOLA more than King Cake Baby

3... If Pat from Saturday Night Live was a mascot...
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
29865 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 4:31 pm to
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wtf is the Stars thing?


the gay alphabet guy?
This post was edited on 4/11/22 at 4:35 pm
Posted by The Eric
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2008
20982 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 4:35 pm to
1: Captain Toxic White Masculinity
2: Token
3: ?
4: Xe/Xim
5: Yuck More Toxic White Masculinity
6: Jungle Big Cat
7: Toxic White Horsculinity
8: White Frozone
Posted by nvasil1
Hellinois
Member since Oct 2009
15871 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 4:35 pm to
The Gambler mascot has to be named Kenny, right? In fact, I'm disappointed they didn't give him a beard.

Posted by multicampus
Member since Oct 2021
1191 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 4:36 pm to
Let's see if they make it through the full season before getting attached enough to name them...
Posted by Cowboyfan89
Member since Sep 2015
12701 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 6:00 pm to
I love how the New Jersey Generals have a black mascot when that state's black population accounts for less than 15% of the total population.



Philly's mascot looks like some kind of Monstars reject.
Posted by Geaux Piggins Geaux
Member since Aug 2015
707 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 6:44 pm to
I think the Breakers mascot looks like the cousin of McDonald's Mac Tonight mascot that's on crack.
Posted by OU Guy
Member since Feb 2022
7979 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 6:49 pm to
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wtf is the Stars thing?


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