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Udonis Haslem played his first minutes of the season tonight. 3 minutes. 2 Technicals.

Posted on 5/13/21 at 8:57 pm
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
115268 posts
Posted on 5/13/21 at 8:57 pm
Ejected.
This post was edited on 5/13/21 at 8:59 pm
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
37383 posts
Posted on 5/13/21 at 8:59 pm to
He had a purpose
Posted by saintsfan22
baton rouge
Member since May 2006
71431 posts
Posted on 5/13/21 at 8:59 pm to
Heat Culture points +100
Posted by 9Fiddy
19th Hole
Member since Jan 2007
64004 posts
Posted on 5/13/21 at 9:00 pm to
2-2, 4 pts and a rebound in two minutes too.
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
83335 posts
Posted on 5/13/21 at 9:07 pm to
And made Dwight look like a bitch
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
115268 posts
Posted on 5/13/21 at 9:09 pm to
Insert Kobe soft gif
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
112179 posts
Posted on 5/13/21 at 9:21 pm to
Good for him he felt like an anciently old vet when he was on the Lebron Miami teams, can’t believe he’s still kicking it on the roster
This post was edited on 5/13/21 at 9:22 pm
Posted by DiamondDog
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2019
10500 posts
Posted on 5/13/21 at 9:24 pm to
That man got a full salary to walk on the court, talk message board trash and then hit the showers.

This like the NBA equivalent of no show Union jobs.
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
132155 posts
Posted on 5/13/21 at 9:27 pm to


Have an upvote
Posted by QJenk
Atl, Ga
Member since Jan 2013
15169 posts
Posted on 5/13/21 at 9:30 pm to
Every year for like the past 7 years I'm surprised to learn that he's still in the league.
Posted by saintsfan22
baton rouge
Member since May 2006
71431 posts
Posted on 5/13/21 at 9:37 pm to
He basically played two games in '18 and '19, one game last year, and 3 minutes this year
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
20005 posts
Posted on 5/13/21 at 9:45 pm to
He played 82 regular season games ... in the last 5 season combined

LINK
This post was edited on 5/13/21 at 9:46 pm
Posted by chalmetteowl
Chalmette
Member since Jan 2008
47429 posts
Posted on 5/14/21 at 8:35 am to
quote:

This like the NBA equivalent of no show Union jobs.



This... take away two Lebron championships because they were obviously circumventing the salary cap by underpaying Haslem then and making up that difference now

Or he might be one of those guys that if they weren’t paying him, they know he’d be broke
This post was edited on 5/14/21 at 8:38 am
Posted by usc6158
Member since Feb 2008
35302 posts
Posted on 5/14/21 at 9:00 am to
Somewhere Uncle Sheed is applauding. True effort right there.
Posted by LSU82BILL
Fort Lauderdale, FL
Member since Sep 2006
10307 posts
Posted on 5/14/21 at 9:15 am to
quote:

That man got a full salary to walk on the court, talk message board trash and then hit the showers.

This like the NBA equivalent of no show Union jobs.


UD has been more a steward of Heat culture than a contributor on the court since the championship years. His contribution on the practice floor and in the locker room is more valuable than any #15 guy on any NBA roster. He turned down huge contracts to remain a Heat lifer and Pat Riley never forgot that. Even after he retires, he'll collect a Heat check till he dies.
Posted by nosaj
Member since Sep 2010
2192 posts
Posted on 5/14/21 at 10:50 am to
UD is the all time leading rebounder in Heat history. He's on the roster to be a coach in the locker room. He's invaluable to Miami and will no doubt be on the coaching staff at some point.
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
112179 posts
Posted on 5/14/21 at 10:56 am to
quote:

He played 82 regular season games ... in the last 5 season combined


I did the math on this and for the past 5 seasons he’s gotten paid over 42k per minute played
Posted by Old Money
Member since Sep 2012
36282 posts
Posted on 5/14/21 at 10:58 am to
UD is a coach at this point. He's a vet with all the knowledge that's why they keep him around
Posted by SpartyGator
Detroit Lions fan
Member since Oct 2011
75313 posts
Posted on 5/14/21 at 10:59 am to
UD
Posted by GeauxtigersMs36
The coast
Member since Jan 2018
7685 posts
Posted on 5/14/21 at 6:19 pm to
Where are these no show union jobs? I need one.
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