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Superbowl winning QBs don't date porn stars.

Posted on 2/2/20 at 10:34 pm
Posted by FightingTigers138
In your thoughts
Member since Dec 2016
5745 posts
Posted on 2/2/20 at 10:34 pm
This is how I knew Jimmy G would never win one.
This post was edited on 2/2/20 at 10:38 pm
Posted by MF Doom
I'm only Joshin'
Member since Oct 2008
11712 posts
Posted on 2/2/20 at 10:37 pm to
Mahomes girlfriend is pretty busted. Dude needs to upgrade soon now that's he's a super bowl winner
Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
43463 posts
Posted on 2/2/20 at 10:37 pm to
Yeah and the bitch is nasty looking at that. At least date a regular looking porn star if that is your thing
Posted by WaltTeevens
Santa Barbara, CA
Member since Dec 2013
10951 posts
Posted on 2/2/20 at 10:40 pm to
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Jimmy G would never win one.



Uh...you know he's not retiring after this game, right?
Posted by WicKed WayZ
Louisiana Forever
Member since Sep 2011
31461 posts
Posted on 2/2/20 at 10:41 pm to
As good as he looks, he could certainly pull better pussy than what he currently has.



He needs to aim for something like what McVay has....


Posted by RLDSC FAN
Rancho Cucamonga, CA
Member since Nov 2008
51427 posts
Posted on 2/2/20 at 10:41 pm to
Why not?
Posted by KirkLazarus
Member since Aug 2017
3574 posts
Posted on 2/2/20 at 10:44 pm to
Abigail Mac would have been a good choice or someone less obvious
Posted by Hamma1122
Member since Sep 2016
19802 posts
Posted on 2/2/20 at 10:49 pm to
One night never dated I’m sure
Posted by DownSouthCrawfish
Simcoe Strip - He/Him/Helicopter
Member since Oct 2011
36219 posts
Posted on 2/2/20 at 10:52 pm to
I like Jimmy G's style. Date a veteran porn star that will let you do many unspeakable things or some young victoria secret model that only knows missionary and sucks at giving bjs?

Gotta go with the sure thing.
Posted by KirkLazarus
Member since Aug 2017
3574 posts
Posted on 2/2/20 at 10:57 pm to
excellent point, he's seen the way she goes at it.
Posted by topcat88
Member since Nov 2015
4075 posts
Posted on 2/2/20 at 11:56 pm to
Jimmy G will be bald in about three years. Better get on the propecia ASAP
This post was edited on 2/3/20 at 12:12 am
Posted by trevo_410
Member since Jan 2012
863 posts
Posted on 2/3/20 at 12:17 am to
you take that back. She is our queen.

but really they've been dating since high school... They're happy.
Posted by Bass Tiger
Member since Oct 2014
45975 posts
Posted on 2/3/20 at 1:32 am to
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Mahomes girlfriend is pretty busted. Dude needs to upgrade soon now that's he's a super bowl winner


I'm thinking Mahomes loves the woman for her wholesome qualities, she's probably a woman who loved Mahomes not knowing if he would ever be a successful NFL QB and Mahomes appreciates the woman for that.
Posted by Quidam65
Q Continuum
Member since Jun 2010
19307 posts
Posted on 2/3/20 at 8:17 am to
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I'm thinking Mahomes loves the woman for her wholesome qualities, she's probably a woman who loved Mahomes not knowing if he would ever be a successful NFL QB and Mahomes appreciates the woman for that.


They go back to HS together.

We'll see when he gets his big payday if he keeps her or dumps her like Russell Wilson did his ex before he signed his big contract.
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30542 posts
Posted on 2/3/20 at 8:47 am to
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We'll see when he gets his big payday if he keeps her or dumps her like Russell Wilson did his ex before he signed his big contract.

After her inner demon was revealed on national television he knew she was a succubus and was successful in vanquishing her back to the shadow realm
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30542 posts
Posted on 2/3/20 at 8:49 am to
Gotta admit most QBs probably don’t marry someone that actually loves them. Even Aaron Rodgers will eventually retire and settle down with a fabulous gay man that really just wants his money
Posted by wilceaux
Austin, TX
Member since Apr 2004
12397 posts
Posted on 2/3/20 at 8:55 am to
69th upvote
Posted by WinnPtiger
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2011
23862 posts
Posted on 2/3/20 at 8:57 am to
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69th upvote


nice
Posted by wilceaux
Austin, TX
Member since Apr 2004
12397 posts
Posted on 2/3/20 at 8:57 am to
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I like Jimmy G's style. Date a veteran porn star that will let you do many unspeakable things or some young victoria secret model that only knows missionary and sucks at giving bjs?


Yeah because these are the only two types of women that exist.
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 2/3/20 at 9:02 am to
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After her inner demon was revealed on national television he knew she was a succubus and was successful in vanquishing her back to the shadow realm


Wtf are you talking about?
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