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Snoop Dogg offers up his Lakers box seats for $5- NSFW-Language in video
Posted on 3/4/19 at 9:53 am
Posted on 3/4/19 at 9:53 am
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As if the Los Angeles Lakers’ season couldn’t get any worse, the team has now lost Snoop Dogg.
Following the Lakers’ embarrassing loss Saturday to the Western Conference’s worst team in the Phoenix Suns, the Long Beach born-and-bred rapper took to social media. In a single-minute video, he profanely blasted the team’s play, demanded most of the team be traded and/or fired and offered up his booth at Staples Center to fans for $5 for the rest of the season.
He also might have crossed a line when it comes to criticizing athletes for not playing sports well.
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A full transcript of Snoop Dogg’s remarks:
Bad year, man. It was terrible watching my Steelers play this year, and it’s f—-ing terrible watching my Lakers play. Somebody got to go. F—- this s—-. Somebody got to go. Matter of fact, a lot of n——s got to go. Starting with the coach. This s—- ain’t going to work. This is not the LA way. Ship all the n——s out. Get a slave ship and ship all them sorry m——f——-s the f—- outta here.
Sick of this going to act like it’s going to be alright, it’s going to be cool, they going to figure it out, they going to grow. These sorry m——-f——s aren’t going to do s—-. Nothing. Get LeBron some f——— help, because these goofballs ain’t going do s—-. They sorry. They f——— suck. I’m selling my f—ing booth right now. I got a booth for the next two, three years. This year, y’all can have it. Five dollars for the m——-f—-ing booth to the Laker games. Five dollars is the price. Anybody can have it, all the homies, blow me up right now.
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Obviously, that “slave ship” line isn’t acceptable or warranted. It’s indicative of how some fans out there see athletes less as human beings and more as chattel devoted to their personal entertainment and validation.
Additionally, fans in search of the best tickets of their lives will also be disappointed to hear that Snoop didn’t supply any means for how they can redeem his offer.
This has to be rock bottom for the Lakers, right?
Snoop Dogg’s blind rage aside, it’s hard to imagine things getting much worse for the Lakers at this point. The Suns loss caused the team’s odds of making the playoffs to crater to as low as 1 percent in some metrics, and only as high as 8 percent in others.
Right now, the Lakers have the 10th-best record in the West at 30-33 and are 4.5 games back from the San Antonio Spurs for the final playoff spot. If the Spurs were to go .500 for the rest of the season, the Lakers would need to go 15-4 in their remaining games to finish with a better record. That would be an extremely tall order for a team that has games against the teams with the four best records in the NBA, as well as the Blazers, Jazz and Celtics, left on the schedule.
Posted on 3/4/19 at 9:53 am to TechDawg2007
It just keeps getting better
Hopefully we finish them off tonight
Hopefully we finish them off tonight
Posted on 3/4/19 at 9:55 am to TechDawg2007
Snoop, LeBron, and Kaep all intertwined today through one common denominator the Lakers. All three are old, stale, and uneducated idiots.
Posted on 3/4/19 at 9:56 am to TechDawg2007
Thank you jesus!
Let's see this crazy train really crash now
Let's see this crazy train really crash now
Posted on 3/4/19 at 9:59 am to MrLSU
Can you imagine the outrage if a white guy said this?
Posted on 3/4/19 at 10:01 am to braud2go
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Can you imagine the outrage if a white guy said this?
I was just picturing Jack Nicholson going on this type of diatribe and how it'd be perceived. Namely, whether he'd get a pass or not
A full transcript of Snoop Dogg’s remarks (translated by Tbird):
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"This has been a subpar season to date, my friend. I was woefully disappointed in the performance of the Pittsburgh Steelers (my preferred NFL club) this past football season, and that disappointment has been exacerbated by the equally poor performance of my preferred NBA team, the Los Angeles Lakers. Certain individuals should take their leave post haste. MANY individuals of a swarthy complexion or stereotypical comportment should immediately take their leave, in fact. The status quo is untenable, and is not the standard by which business is conducted in the City of Los Angeles, California. Terminate all such previously mentioned individuals. Commandeer a middle passage-style vessel and remove them from the premises with extreme prejudice.
I have grown weary of empty reassurances that all will end well. The constant platitudes implying that the situation will improve and the club will correct course and mature are no longer adequate. I no longer adhere to the belief that this particular collection of Lakers will accomplish anything of note. Not one thing. I implore the Los Angeles Lakers basketball organization to procure additional assistance for Mr. LeBron Raymone James, Sr., because his current supporting cast of characters is indistinguishable from a collection of circus clowns, and (as previously stated) cannot be relied upon to accomplish anything of note. These individuals are not up to the task. They truly are out of their depth. In fact, in light of their abject inadequacies, I have elected to put my Staples Center accommodations on the general market. My accommodations are secure for the remainder of this season, and also subsequent seasons running through the 2021-2022 NBA season. However, for the remainder of the 2018-2019 NBA season, those accommodations are being offered to the general public, for the exceptional bargain of $5.00 USD. Again, my asking price is $5.00 USD. I will not discriminate against anyone in the legal sale of these accommodations--all are welcome to show interest in purchasing.
Please notify me immediately if anyone cares to take advantage of this offer."
This post was edited on 3/4/19 at 10:40 am
Posted on 3/4/19 at 10:01 am to TechDawg2007
Definitely feels like we are tossing dirt on the Lebron era a little too soon.
That being said, holy shite what a rant
That being said, holy shite what a rant
This post was edited on 3/4/19 at 10:02 am
Posted on 3/4/19 at 10:03 am to TechDawg2007
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Get a slave ship and ship all them sorry m——f——-s the f—- outta here.
racist against his own people?
Posted on 3/4/19 at 10:09 am to DVinBR
I would love to see a video of a few athletes read this for the first time and them to be told Nicholson said it and see their reaction. And then after a minute or so for them to be told jk it was from snoop and compare reactions.
This post was edited on 3/4/19 at 11:41 am
Posted on 3/4/19 at 10:11 am to TechDawg2007
Steelers and Lakers fan, frick this guy
Posted on 3/4/19 at 10:13 am to TechDawg2007
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This is not the LA way. Ship all the n——s out. Get a slave ship and ship all them sorry m——f——-s the f—- outta here.
BLACK LIVES MATTER
This post was edited on 3/4/19 at 10:16 am
Posted on 3/4/19 at 10:17 am to braud2go
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would love to see a video of a few athletes read this for the first time and say Nicholson said it and see their reaction. And then after a minute or so say jk it was from snoop and compare reactions.
That would be glorious
Posted on 3/4/19 at 10:19 am to TechDawg2007
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Obviously, that “slave ship” line isn’t acceptable or warranted. It’s indicative of how some fans out there see athletes less as human beings and more as chattel devoted to their personal entertainment and validation.
Such the white knight. 'Member, athletes somehow think they are slaves to their white devil masters.
Posted on 3/4/19 at 10:23 am to TechDawg2007
What a glorious melt.
Your team sucks man, it happens. Pussy bandwagon fans like Snoop Dogg are getting a taste of what I’ve endured most of my life.
Your team sucks man, it happens. Pussy bandwagon fans like Snoop Dogg are getting a taste of what I’ve endured most of my life.
Posted on 3/4/19 at 10:27 am to TechDawg2007
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Get a slave ship and ship all them sorry m——f——-s the f—- outta here.
Let's play if a white person said it.
Posted on 3/4/19 at 10:33 am to TechDawg2007
A full transcript of Snoop Dogg’s remarks (translated by Tbird):
[Editor's Note: Moved to Tbird's earlier post itt]
[Editor's Note: Moved to Tbird's earlier post itt]
This post was edited on 3/4/19 at 10:41 am
Posted on 3/4/19 at 10:35 am to TechDawg2007
Front runner pissed that the Lakers aren’t winning? This is my shocked face.
Snoop is the ultimate fair weather fan. He gloms onto every winner while they are hot to get noticed then abandons them once they start losing.
Anyone seen him at USC in the past decade or so?
Snoop is the ultimate fair weather fan. He gloms onto every winner while they are hot to get noticed then abandons them once they start losing.
Anyone seen him at USC in the past decade or so?
Posted on 3/4/19 at 10:38 am to teke184
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Snoop is the ultimate fair weather fan
He will be a diehard Clipper fan in 2yrs watch
Posted on 3/4/19 at 10:39 am to TechDawg2007
Soo...Lebron needs more help?
Posted on 3/4/19 at 10:46 am to TechDawg2007
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Ship all the n——s out. Get a slave ship and ship all them sorry m——f——-s the f—- outta here.
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