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Simmons goes in pretty hard on Gruden in his weekly column
Posted on 10/27/17 at 1:38 pm
Posted on 10/27/17 at 1:38 pm
Thank God Simmons has finally started writing a weekly column again, after more than 2-3 years off. This week's column wasn't as good as the most recent ones, but there's a section where he goes after Gruden and ESPN much harder than usual. The ESPN bit is to be expected, but the Gruden section makes me wonder if there is bad blood between the two. I don't know if any history between them, and I can't imagine they would interact all that much back when he was on ESPN.
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One of the many best things about the Romo-on-TV era? He exposed color analysts like Jon Gruden, ESPN’s handsomely paid star who won’t ever criticize a quarterback or a coach, isn’t funny and rarely offers anything beyond generic bullshite. ESPN loves Gruden because ESPN is run, for the most part, by middle-aged white guys who spent the past 15-25 years living in central Connecticut. Every time Gruden strolls into a production room or a broadcast truck, starts doling out firm handshakes and remembers everyone’s names, they probably react like they just saw Chris Rock on stage in 1997.
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Quick tangent: When I did NBA Countdown for two years, every so often during the playoffs when we were on location, the suits would show up to offer “support”—usually in Miami, not so coincidentally. They’d arrive at our preshow meeting wearing blue dress shirts and khaki pants. Usually there were two of them, and again, they were always dressed the same. I nicknamed them the Blue Shirt and Khaki Police (or BSKP for short). They’d sit in our meetings, offer nothing, then spend the rest of their time recapping the previous night’s dinner at Prime 112.
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You know what Jon Gruden is probably great at? Buttering up the Blue Shirt and Khaki Police! Hey man! How are ya! How’s the family? So glad you enjoyed last week’s Gruden Grinder! Love ya bro! The BSKP loves that. They love feeling special. Bristol doesn’t want to deal with the Jemele Hills of the world who might actually have something to say. They want former coaches who spout clichés and hand out contrived awards. You know who my Gruden Grinder is this week? Khalil Mack! Is he tough or what? He’ll have that job for another 12 years as long as he keeps throwing around big handshakes and love-ya-bros.
Posted on 10/27/17 at 1:40 pm to Keys Open Doors
Simmons is a douche. He's literally bashing him for being a nice person and not shite talking guys on live TV.
And then bashing him for things he thinks he does. What a blowhard.
And then bashing him for things he thinks he does. What a blowhard.
This post was edited on 10/27/17 at 1:41 pm
Posted on 10/27/17 at 1:41 pm to Keys Open Doors
Simmons comes off as a butt hurt bitch
Posted on 10/27/17 at 1:41 pm to Keys Open Doors
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Hey man! How are ya! How’s the family?
Impossible not to read this in Gruden's voice
Posted on 10/27/17 at 1:41 pm to TH03
Beat me too it
Simmons is the only guy in the world that clearly doesn’t understand being nice to your boss allows you to stay in good standings.
I doubt gruden is even sucking up, god forbid he’s just a nice guy
Simmons is the only guy in the world that clearly doesn’t understand being nice to your boss allows you to stay in good standings.
I doubt gruden is even sucking up, god forbid he’s just a nice guy
This post was edited on 10/27/17 at 1:43 pm
Posted on 10/27/17 at 1:41 pm to Keys Open Doors
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Bristol doesn’t want to deal with the Jemele Hills of the world who might actually have something to say.
oh Bill....you're such a pussy
Posted on 10/27/17 at 1:41 pm to Ed Osteen
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Simmons comes off as a butt hurt bitch
Yep. He's grasping at straws to bash anything ESPN.
Posted on 10/27/17 at 1:41 pm to Keys Open Doors
Simmons and Sal are real tight with Romo. Romo could punch al micheals in the face and they would tell everyone how great it is
I do agree that gruden sucks tho, but so does simmons. And ironically for some of the same reasons
I do agree that gruden sucks tho, but so does simmons. And ironically for some of the same reasons
Posted on 10/27/17 at 1:42 pm to Keys Open Doors
Bill Simmons is an overrated, narcissistic pos
Posted on 10/27/17 at 1:43 pm to Keys Open Doors
Of all the things he could bash about ESPN, Gruden is pretty far down the list. He's coming off as so, so bitter.
Posted on 10/27/17 at 1:43 pm to TH03
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He's literally bashing him for being a nice person and not shite talking guys on live TV.
Gruden's passed not shite talking into cheerleader territory.
Posted on 10/27/17 at 1:43 pm to Ed Osteen
Yeah I think he's genuinely a nice person who really cares about and loves his job.
Posted on 10/27/17 at 1:44 pm to saintsfan22
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Gruden's passed not shite talking into cheerleader territory
Okay, sure, but what's wrong with that?
Posted on 10/27/17 at 1:45 pm to Keys Open Doors
[quote]Every time Gruden strolls into a production room or a broadcast truck, starts doling out firm handshakes and remembers everyone’s names, they probably react like they just saw Chris Rock on stage in 1997.[/quote]
I have no idea what this is supposed to mean.
Is this good/bad? Was there some definable universal reaction to Chris Rock in 1997 that I'm missing?
I have no idea what this is supposed to mean.
Is this good/bad? Was there some definable universal reaction to Chris Rock in 1997 that I'm missing?
Posted on 10/27/17 at 1:45 pm to Keys Open Doors
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Bill Simmons
First ballot Hall of Punchable Face
Posted on 10/27/17 at 1:45 pm to saintsfan22
he's taken the Madden route, ultra positive and point out the obvious. It's been pretty lucrative for him so I can't say I blame him
Posted on 10/27/17 at 1:45 pm to TH03
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Okay, sure, but what's wrong with that?
Constant praise doesn't provide good analysis.
Posted on 10/27/17 at 1:45 pm to mizzoubuckeyeiowa
It was Rock’s hayday, still a shitty and bizarre analogy
This post was edited on 10/27/17 at 1:46 pm
Posted on 10/27/17 at 1:46 pm to Keys Open Doors
quote:Real talk. That shite is spot on, Gruden is the worst person in the booth in today's football world.
who won’t ever criticize a quarterback or a coach, isn’t funny and rarely offers anything beyond generic bullshite.
Posted on 10/27/17 at 1:46 pm to Ed Osteen
That was probably simmons most up to date reference he had in the bank, and it was 20 years ago
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