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Fun Bunch
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RIP Norm: The ESPY monologue to end all monologues
Here is Norm Macdonald's legendary ESPY monologue in his honor today:

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Dude just eviscerates the audience


UndercoverBryologist
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re: RIP Norm: The ESPY monologue to end all monologues
Just so you know. I posted this too, and my thread got whacked.


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re: RIP Norm: The ESPY monologue to end all monologues
Well, damn


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TheeRealCarolina
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If the admins delete this thread, we riot. Norm was a National Treasure. An adopted one, but still.


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SteelerBravesDawg
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re: RIP Norm: The ESPY monologue to end all monologues
"Congrats to Charles Woodson for winning the Heisman Trophy. That is something they can never take away from you, unless of course you kill your wife and a waiter."

Holy shit!

RIP, Norm. Top-5 ever IMO. A brilliant comic.
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re: RIP Norm: The ESPY monologue to end all monologues
"You could see the entire outline of her penis."


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JakeFromStateFarm
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This is the pinnacle of the ESPY’s. Norm shitting on everyone while giving zero fricks. Legend.


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St Jean The Baptiste
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re: RIP Norm: The ESPY monologue to end all monologues
I saw Norm do standup in SA in Jan 2015. Talked to him briefly and he was very nice.

And of course he went up and killed.


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504Voodoo
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re: RIP Norm: The ESPY monologue to end all monologues
What a blast to the past.

Young Peyton and Charles Woodson
Dean Smith
Nomar Garciaparra
Griffey Jr.
Cal Ripken


It was fun just trying to see the who's who in the crowd.

Oh, and what better way to start the monologue and end it than with Clinton and OJ jokes.


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re: RIP Norm: The ESPY monologue to end all monologues
Another thing that clip shows apart from Norm being hilarious is that athletes and celebs tend to have no sense of humor.
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OldmanBeasley
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Another thing that clip shows apart from Norm being hilarious is that athletes and celebs tend to have no sense of humor.

Yea that’s because they’re all egomaniacs


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SteelerBravesDawg
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re: RIP Norm: The ESPY monologue to end all monologues
Tiger was laughing hysterically.

But overall yeah you're right.


tylerdurden24
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re: RIP Norm: The ESPY monologue to end all monologues
Griffey comes off as such a tight arse

I like the Frank Gifford rip, as well


SteelerBravesDawg
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I like the Frank Gifford rip, as well

"Where he'll go home and cry for 45 mins. "



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SirWinston
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re: RIP Norm: The ESPY monologue to end all monologues
Boomer was so scared wondering what the great Norm Macdonald was going to say about him



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tigerpimpbot
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re: RIP Norm: The ESPY monologue to end all monologues
That was so good. Ricky Gervais copied that for the Golden Globes. Norm is the OG awards show assassin


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bgtiger
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re: RIP Norm: The ESPY monologue to end all monologues
quote:

"Congrats to Charles Woodson for winning the Heisman Trophy. That is something they can never take away from you, unless of course you kill your wife and a waiter."


Interesting to look at the reaction to that joke by the black athletes they panned the camera over.


Hetfield
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re: RIP Norm: The ESPY monologue to end all monologues
Very few of these jokes would even have the chance of happening in any monologue today. Sadly, this is how far we have come since 1998.


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JackVincennes
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re: RIP Norm: The ESPY monologue to end all monologues
He is the comedian we need now but do not deserve. My all time favorite, truly gutted. Watch his YouTube talk show segments all the time along with Norm Macdonald Live.


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