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Lamar Odom Reveals He Used a Prosthetic Penis to 'Pass a Drug Test' for the 2004 Olympics

Posted on 5/18/19 at 11:06 am
Posted by trom83
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2013
4724 posts
Posted on 5/18/19 at 11:06 am
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In 2004, one of Lamar Odom‘s biggest dreams came true.

The NBA champion was offered a spot on the U.S. Men’s Olympic basketball team, which was “one of the biggest honors in my career,” Odom, 39, writes in his new memoir, Darkness to Light, exclusively excerpted in PEOPLE.

But, as Odom writes, “the joy of being named to the twelve-man roster quickly turned to anxiety when Olympic officials informed me that I would have to pass a drug test before officially joining the team.”

At the time, Odom was using drugs and knew that he wouldn’t pass an official test, which would disqualify him from competing at the Olympics in Athens, Greece.

Then living in Los Angeles, Odom received a “call from USA Basketball that a drug tester would be coming to my house in a few days to administer the screening,” he writes. “There was absolutely no way I was going to pass. I’d been smoking weed every day that summer. Panic set in.”

So, Odom got creative.

“We started googling ‘fake penises’ and studied different ways to beat a drug test,” he writes. “After an exhaustive search we ordered a giant, rubber, black c— to arrive the next day.”

And when the official tester arrived at Odom’s home to administer the test, the NBA champion was prepared, recruiting his drug-free trainer “to urinate into the reservoir of the phallus, which was hidden in the balls,” he writes.

“He handed me the rubber penis and left the bathroom as I strapped it on,” Odom writes about his trainer.

The NBA security official then entered the bathroom and watched from two feet away as Odom squeezed out his trainer’s pee from the prosthetic.

“I unzipped my pants and carefully slid the fake penis through the zipper hole. To get the pee to come out of the tip, I had to squeeze the shaft repeatedly,” Odom writes.

Although Odom admits in his book that he “was paranoid it wouldn’t work,” he passed the test after he handed the official the warm cup of his trainer’s urine.

This post was edited on 5/18/19 at 11:08 am
Posted by lsutigers1992
Member since Mar 2006
25317 posts
Posted on 5/18/19 at 11:07 am to
I NEED ATTENTION
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
155364 posts
Posted on 5/18/19 at 11:24 am to
Thousands of baws do this to get jobs and pass piss tests in the O&G and general baw-type industries every day. Nbd
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
29208 posts
Posted on 5/18/19 at 11:27 am to
quote:

After an exhaustive search we ordered a giant, rubber, black c— to arrive the next day.”


- every horny sexually repressed housewife
Posted by DownSouthCrawfish
Simcoe Strip - He/Him/Helicopter
Member since Oct 2011
36216 posts
Posted on 5/18/19 at 11:28 am to
One of us
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
115394 posts
Posted on 5/18/19 at 11:31 am to
Ah the Wizzinator
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
84609 posts
Posted on 5/18/19 at 11:33 am to
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Although Odom admits in his book


Hard to believe half the shite people put in their books.
Posted by chalmetteowl
Chalmette
Member since Jan 2008
47470 posts
Posted on 5/18/19 at 11:41 am to
No wonder we choked that year with guys like him
Posted by SD Tider
San Diego
Member since May 2019
2500 posts
Posted on 5/18/19 at 11:43 am to
I always wondered if that would work.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
53714 posts
Posted on 5/18/19 at 12:43 pm to
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Wizzinator


Googled. Unbelievable number of YouTube demonstration videos.
Posted by usc6158
Member since Feb 2008
35308 posts
Posted on 5/18/19 at 12:52 pm to
Pre-Onterrio Smith. Who knew
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
202612 posts
Posted on 5/18/19 at 1:03 pm to
What a sad live he lives.......................
Posted by dawgfan24348
Member since Oct 2011
49227 posts
Posted on 5/18/19 at 1:05 pm to
This was an episode of Blue Mountain State
Posted by brgfather129
Los Angeles, CA
Member since Jul 2009
17094 posts
Posted on 5/18/19 at 1:22 pm to
He got it from Billy Walsh
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62721 posts
Posted on 5/18/19 at 2:10 pm to
Back in my day, you had to use a leather prosthetic penis.
Posted by Rep520
Member since Mar 2018
10406 posts
Posted on 5/18/19 at 2:17 pm to
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I had to squeeze the shaft repeatedly,” Odom writes. 


That drug test got steamy pretty fast, apparently.
Posted by GeauxAggie972
Poterbin Residence
Member since Aug 2009
29428 posts
Posted on 5/18/19 at 3:24 pm to
Hell, Tyson used one as well to pass drug tests when he was fighting
Posted by Melvin
Member since Apr 2011
23535 posts
Posted on 5/18/19 at 3:40 pm to
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What a sad live he lives.......................
ironic
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