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Jose Canseco AMA on reddit right now

Posted on 4/18/13 at 12:31 pm
Posted by titmouse
a tree branch above your car
Member since May 2006
6353 posts
Posted on 4/18/13 at 12:31 pm
It is as hilarious as expected. He is jc7264.

LINK

Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
43040 posts
Posted on 4/18/13 at 12:33 pm to
Posted by The Sad Banana
The gate is narrow.
Member since Jul 2008
89498 posts
Posted on 4/18/13 at 12:36 pm to
Posted by BilJ
Member since Sep 2003
158719 posts
Posted on 4/18/13 at 12:36 pm to
quote:

[–]FathomThePower 425 points 44 minutes ago
No way Jose!
But seriously I don't believe you.
Posted by joey barton
Member since Feb 2011
11468 posts
Posted on 4/18/13 at 12:38 pm to
quote:

Would you rather take a fastball to the nuts or have to sleep with Madonna now?


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punch her in her nuts
Posted by OBUDan
Chicago
Member since Aug 2006
40723 posts
Posted on 4/18/13 at 12:38 pm to
Canseco is either legitimately crazy or the greatest troll of all time.
Posted by BilJ
Member since Sep 2003
158719 posts
Posted on 4/18/13 at 12:39 pm to
quote:

Hey Jose, life long Blue Jays fan here, I was wondering, why did you change your number 3 times during the 1998 season?
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[–]jc7264[S] 121 points 32 minutes ago
thats all they had at the time
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[–]keatsandyeats 229 points 29 minutes ago
So we're clear, all they had at the time was three number changes?
Posted by joey barton
Member since Feb 2011
11468 posts
Posted on 4/18/13 at 12:39 pm to
quote:

When a girl goes down on you, does she laugh at your shrinked up roided testacles?


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yes but they make my 9 inch cock look like 12 inches,opticle illusion
Posted by swamie
Where opportunity meets hard work
Member since Jan 2007
27253 posts
Posted on 4/18/13 at 12:45 pm to
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[–]flateric420 112 points 2 hours ago*
Hey Jose, life long Blue Jays fan here, I was wondering, why did you change your number 3 times during the 1998 season?
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[–]jc7264[S] 125 points 32 minutes ago
thats all they had at the time
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[–]keatsandyeats 243 points 30 minutes ago
So we're clear, all they had at the time was three number changes?
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ETA: Beat me to it.
This post was edited on 4/18/13 at 12:46 pm
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124088 posts
Posted on 4/18/13 at 12:50 pm to
Holy shite that's awesime
Posted by TigerStripes06
SWLA
Member since Sep 2006
30032 posts
Posted on 4/18/13 at 12:51 pm to
quote:

Canseco is either legitimately crazy or the greatest troll of all time.


He isn't a troll....trolls don't block people on twitter for simply suggesting the world might be better off if he died in a fire.

That being said, this is probably the most fun he's had since his book came out. No one loves attention like Canseco.
This post was edited on 4/18/13 at 12:54 pm
Posted by F machine
Member since Jun 2009
11886 posts
Posted on 4/18/13 at 1:03 pm to
This might be the most awesome thing I've ever seen.
Posted by bamafan425
Jackson's Hole
Member since Jan 2009
25607 posts
Posted on 4/18/13 at 1:05 pm to
racecarspacedinosaur 171 points 2 hours ago
To ask you your own question, "Would you swallow your dogs throw up to save your best friend from dieing?"
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[–]jc7264[S] 465 points 1 hour ago
i like dog throw up very nutritiuos

This is ridiculous.
Posted by TigerStripes06
SWLA
Member since Sep 2006
30032 posts
Posted on 4/18/13 at 1:08 pm to
I think he might be my least favorite person on earth. Messing with him would be fun if he didnt have the wit of a retarded 6 year old. Steroids must fry your brain too.
Posted by lighter345
Member since Jan 2009
11863 posts
Posted on 4/18/13 at 1:08 pm to
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[–]WafflesandWorldviews 110 points 2 hours ago
How meaningful was it when Jim Carrey screamed "I'm Jose Canseco!" in Liar Liar?
He could have screamed many other names when he thought of playing baseball with his kid.
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[–]jc7264[S] 274 points 32 minutes ago
hes a big fan of mine plus we had a threesome together
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[–]countfrickerMcGee 493 points 30 minutes ago
Who was the other guy?
Posted by harry coleman beast
Left Field
Member since Aug 2008
52210 posts
Posted on 4/18/13 at 1:11 pm to
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[–]countfrickerMcGee 493 points 30 minutes ago Who was the other guy?


Posted by oauron
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2011
14507 posts
Posted on 4/18/13 at 1:12 pm to
This guy is certainly entertaining.
Posted by Cajun Revolution
Member since Apr 2009
44671 posts
Posted on 4/18/13 at 1:31 pm to
Don't care. This will never beat Nick Offerman's exchange:

quote:

What exactly are you building in the "Nick Offerman reads tweets from young female celebrities" sketch? permalinkparent

[–]NickOfferman[S] 1284 points 7 months ago I'm building character, young man. Watch it in slo-mo, you can see my hit points accumulate. And yes, that Forstner bit on the drill press is vorpal. Carbon Steel plus one, my bitches.
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
144959 posts
Posted on 4/18/13 at 1:34 pm to
thank you reddit for one of the greatest things ever
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