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KirkLazarus
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A Beautiful Mind by Jose Canseco
ABC7News Jose's Twitter Rant

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"we are in communication with aliens with a very flexible body composition called the AI51. These aliens are going to teach us how to try and travel the brain can physically travel without the body".



quote:

"Aliens have been trying to teach us how to time travel but first we have to change our body composition which we are not willing to do we have tried with animals and it has failed."


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"Time travel puts 42,651 pounds of pressure on a human skeletal structure.... can you detach the brain from the body and equalize the pressure it could be done," tweeted Canseco. "Our science is totally irrelevant to aliens".


So desperation to stay relevant or his mind has finally gone from all the steroids?


TheWalrus
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re: A Beautiful Mind by Jose Canseco
Attention whore


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Lawyered
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re: A Beautiful Mind by Jose Canseco
little too much medical marijuana there Jose


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WaltTeevens
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re: A Beautiful Mind by Jose Canseco
I don't see the issue here. Time has proven again and again: if you want to move forward, if you want to innovate, look to Jose Canseco.


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Rep520
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re: A Beautiful Mind by Jose Canseco
I'm gonna wait for Ricky Henderson to chime in before I really decide about this alien thing.


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Byrdybyrd05
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re: A Beautiful Mind by Jose Canseco
He needs more coke


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Jalbow3
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re: A Beautiful Mind by Jose Canseco
All I have to do is cut my head off to time travel? BRB.


OldTigahFot
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re: A Beautiful Mind by Jose Canseco
That home run that bounced off his head must have scrambled those eggs pretty good.



genuineLSUtiger
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re: A Beautiful Mind by Jose Canseco
Canseco was always an under appreciated intellect. He wasn't just another dumb jock.


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mizzoubuckeyeiowa
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re: A Beautiful Mind by Jose Canseco
quote:

These aliens are going to teach us how to try and travel the brain can physically travel without the body".


That's old Wicca shite.

Old 70's magic books.

"You can fly if you use your mind but it's dangerous. You need to read my book to do it safely..."

signed - crazy fat lesbian


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bperki6
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re: A Beautiful Mind by Jose Canseco
nm
This post was edited on 1/31 at 11:40 am


loweralabamatrojan
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re: A Beautiful Mind by Jose Canseco
Cool gif, but why show a Rangers highlight when this is clearly about Astro Projection?


bperki6
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This post was edited on 1/31 at 11:39 am


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