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What’s Your Favorite Skip Bertman Miss St Joke?

Posted on 10/14/19 at 4:43 pm
Posted by BBATiger
Member since Jun 2005
16516 posts
Posted on 10/14/19 at 4:43 pm
Why does the population in Starkville stay the same?

Girl gets pregnant, Guy leaves town.
Posted by LSUAlum2001
Stavro Mueller Beta
Member since Aug 2003
47117 posts
Posted on 10/14/19 at 4:44 pm to
When you get a hotel room in Starkville, you ask for a room WITHOUT a view.
Posted by KC Tiger
Member since Sep 2006
4617 posts
Posted on 10/14/19 at 4:46 pm to
A tornado ripped through Starkville and did $1,000,000 worth of improvement.
Posted by Oddibe
Close to some, further from others
Member since Sep 2015
6564 posts
Posted on 10/14/19 at 4:47 pm to
Starkville is the Indian word for trailer park.
Posted by Eatem up
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2017
531 posts
Posted on 10/14/19 at 4:51 pm to
The local beauty parlor in Starkville uses a sliding scale for charges...
Posted by Solo Cam
Member since Sep 2015
32593 posts
Posted on 10/14/19 at 4:53 pm to
A Miss. State student won the science fair. He made a stick out of a piece of wood
Posted by TigerFred
Feeding hamsters
Member since Aug 2003
27156 posts
Posted on 10/14/19 at 4:53 pm to
Polk could throw em back at Skip too.

Could you imagine the hurt feelings those two would cause in Twitter world.
Posted by Keltic Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2006
19230 posts
Posted on 10/14/19 at 4:53 pm to
We got caught one time sneaking library books INTO StarkVegas. Or this one: there are very few dentists there, as there is very little teeth to work on.
Posted by Solo Cam
Member since Sep 2015
32593 posts
Posted on 10/14/19 at 4:55 pm to
After I got to know Ron and his wife, they invited me over to his house once when the team was playing in Starkville. Ron was so proud of his new house, especially the house's sunken living room. I didn't have the heart to tell him it was only because one of his trailer's tires was flat.
Posted by vjp819
South Sec. 414 / Alex Box Sec. 210
Member since Nov 2003
10882 posts
Posted on 10/14/19 at 4:57 pm to
MSU fans coming to the game will be allowed to park in handicap parking by they put their diploma on the dash.
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
126832 posts
Posted on 10/14/19 at 4:57 pm to
"One year when we were playing in Starkville during mid-term exams week our players brought their textbooks on the bus to study.

Starkville police stopped our bus at the city limits and wanted to charge our guys with attempting to smuggle books into Starkville.

Fortunately the charges were dropped when they couldn't find a judge in Starkville who knew what a book looks like....."
Posted by root canal
West Monroe
Member since Dec 2007
1099 posts
Posted on 10/14/19 at 5:00 pm to
Ron Polk was married 3 times, and he never changed in-laws!
Posted by Pas Bon
League City, TX
Member since Sep 2003
1220 posts
Posted on 10/14/19 at 5:01 pm to
Library caught fire. Both books burned, and one wasn’t even colored in yet.
Posted by GeorgePaton
God's Country
Member since May 2017
4495 posts
Posted on 10/14/19 at 5:34 pm to
quote:

When you get a hotel room in Starkville, you ask for a room WITHOUT a view.


My favorite.

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