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Posted on 9/28/10 at 10:58 pm to
Posted by GradLSU99
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Posted on 9/28/10 at 10:58 pm to
His coaching skills are so unmatched, that other universities pay LSU to keep him...

Stay wanting my friends...
Posted by GradLSU99
Tiger livin' up in Rocky Top
Member since Aug 2006
178 posts
Posted on 9/28/10 at 11:06 pm to
As a young kid, even on Halloween, he refrains from booing...

Stay wanting my friends...
Posted by GradLSU99
Tiger livin' up in Rocky Top
Member since Aug 2006
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Posted on 9/28/10 at 11:10 pm to
He once certainly challenged his want to a score...

Stay wanting my friends
Posted by hobo with a rolex
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Posted on 9/28/10 at 11:11 pm to
He once bought a thesaurus, just to throw it away.
Posted by GradLSU99
Tiger livin' up in Rocky Top
Member since Aug 2006
178 posts
Posted on 9/28/10 at 11:32 pm to
He wouldn't be afraid to show his offensive side if he had one....

He miracously has a 100 page play book with a 5 page QB...

Opposing coaches hang on his every word, even his wants and certainlys...

His offense made the prevent defense obselete...

He has his QB's throw pick sixes, just so he can see what a long TD pass looks like...

Once without thinking, he once out thought himself...

He is the most interesting coach in the world!

Stay wanting my friends...
This post was edited on 9/29/10 at 12:26 am
Posted by GradLSU99
Tiger livin' up in Rocky Top
Member since Aug 2006
178 posts
Posted on 9/28/10 at 11:33 pm to
He once lied to himself just to see if he would believe it...

Stay wanting my friends...
Posted by HooDooWitch
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Posted on 9/28/10 at 11:33 pm to
His offense is ranked 112th, because he wins with defense and special teams.
This post was edited on 9/29/10 at 9:11 am
Posted by GradLSU99
Tiger livin' up in Rocky Top
Member since Aug 2006
178 posts
Posted on 9/28/10 at 11:35 pm to
His two minute offense needs two minutes and 22 seconds to be completed, just to give the other team a chance...

Stay wanting my friends...
Posted by GradLSU99
Tiger livin' up in Rocky Top
Member since Aug 2006
178 posts
Posted on 9/28/10 at 11:48 pm to
Opposing teams give him a gatorade bath...

Nike once paid him a million dollars to not put there logo on his shirt...

He once simplified an offense that opposing defenses have already figured out...

He was once paid one dollar more than the highest paid coach in the country...now he is only worth that one dollar...

He only needs one half of his brain to beat 1/20th of yours...

His organ donor card also list his hat...

Stay wanting my friends...
Posted by GradLSU99
Tiger livin' up in Rocky Top
Member since Aug 2006
178 posts
Posted on 9/28/10 at 11:54 pm to
The quality of the want certainly will make the want more quality....

Stay wanting my friends...
Posted by GradLSU99
Tiger livin' up in Rocky Top
Member since Aug 2006
178 posts
Posted on 9/28/10 at 11:56 pm to
He once turned his own team into the NCAA, so he could be accused of finally doing too much...

Stay wanting my friends...
Posted by MoreOrLes
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Posted on 9/28/10 at 11:59 pm to
He can speak Miles ' isms in English.
Posted by MoreOrLes
Member since Nov 2008
19472 posts
Posted on 9/29/10 at 12:01 am to
His use of language affects people in a very small but measurable way.
Posted by GradLSU99
Tiger livin' up in Rocky Top
Member since Aug 2006
178 posts
Posted on 9/29/10 at 12:02 am to
He once recruited a QB with no arms, just so he can keep his wide receivers from the getting the ball...
Posted by GradLSU99
Tiger livin' up in Rocky Top
Member since Aug 2006
178 posts
Posted on 9/29/10 at 12:13 am to
He has the ability to predict the predictable...

He makes the possible, impossible...

He makes the capable, incapable...

He turns touchdowns into FG's...

He is still the most interesting coach in the world....

Keep booing my friends...
Posted by GradLSU99
Tiger livin' up in Rocky Top
Member since Aug 2006
178 posts
Posted on 9/29/10 at 12:15 am to
He has the ability to turn a Tiger into a pussy...

Stay wanting my friends...
Posted by GradLSU99
Tiger livin' up in Rocky Top
Member since Aug 2006
178 posts
Posted on 9/29/10 at 12:18 am to
The Most interesting Coach in the World on Careers:

Find out what it is in life you dont do well, and keep on doing it...

Keep booing my friends...
Posted by GradLSU99
Tiger livin' up in Rocky Top
Member since Aug 2006
178 posts
Posted on 9/29/10 at 12:21 am to
The Most Interesting Coach in the World on Optimism

I see the glass as half want and half capable...

Stay wanting my friends...
Posted by mt1
LV
Member since Nov 2006
7659 posts
Posted on 9/29/10 at 12:26 am to
He doesn't always read books, but when he does he prefers the pretty pictures.
Posted by mt1
LV
Member since Nov 2006
7659 posts
Posted on 9/29/10 at 12:28 am to
His mother has a tattoo that says "my son can't coach worth a shite."
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