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Riddle Me BR: When the Falcon Strikes at Midnight… Who Returns to Death Valley?

Posted on 11/6/25 at 5:13 pm
Posted by TigerChief94
Member since Nov 2024
499 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 5:13 pm
Night birds change the game when clocks hit 00:00.
In the Valley where Tigers don’t sleep, a whisper rides the bayou.
Clocks bend for travelers who know.. relativity past becomes present.
Knights trade colors when rings demand polishing.

Southbound, a falcon stoops, shadow crossing 225.
At twelve, energy turns crimson-squared into purple and gold.
Bayes updates the odds whenever the same signal repeats.
And the old architect favors blueprints he’s already perfected.
Numbers: 2003 ? ? Solve for x.

Lights on the I-10 crown flicker like a bat-signal over the river.
Some elephants forget, but legends remember Death Valley.
Under midnight, answers land quietly on the BR tarmac.
This post was edited on 11/6/25 at 5:20 pm
Posted by DaleGribblesMower
Member since Dec 2013
6553 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 5:14 pm to
Bad batch of acid?
Posted by EastWestConnection
Denver/Shenzhen/Belfast
Member since Jul 2024
1042 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 5:15 pm to
Good god
Posted by TigerChief94
Member since Nov 2024
499 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 5:15 pm to
Maybe
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
109332 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 5:16 pm to
I prefer the flight-tracker reports and realtor rumors.
Posted by TigerChief94
Member since Nov 2024
499 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 5:17 pm to
Tough crowd :(.. I'll put myself in timeout until the hire is made but I'd like a cookie when it happens.
Posted by Jack Crevalle
USVI
Member since Aug 2018
8357 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 5:18 pm to
Posted by DaleGribblesMower
Member since Dec 2013
6553 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 5:21 pm to
Bats don’t live to 74. And we don’t need a coach that is either
Posted by docTQ4
Atlanta GA
Member since Jan 2014
2024 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 5:22 pm to
When what exactly happens? When the bird lands or when the elephant remembers?
Posted by liquid rabbit
Boxtard BPB®© emeritus
Member since Mar 2006
64439 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 5:22 pm to
I don’t remember my first beer, it was so long ago.
Posted by tigermed2
Houma
Member since Dec 2012
1565 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 5:23 pm to
Is this a way to say Saban is coming
Posted by GeauxLSUGeaux
1 room down from Erin Andrews
Member since May 2004
25216 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 5:31 pm to
Posted by TxWampus
Member since Oct 2021
258 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 5:42 pm to
the line with the year and question marks needs another pass; but,Well spoken. Are you the poster who likes to make the poems?

I won’t speculate to deep as to who you point too, but I do think this should be set into a bark of cypress after the new hire. Its obvious there is a connection here to the GOAT but in what capacity we shall see. If next coach pulls in a NC o7 I’ll come back here and and look for a new poem recap of that year!
This post was edited on 11/6/25 at 5:45 pm
Posted by Tigahs24Seven
Charlie Kirk's America
Member since Nov 2007
14258 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 5:54 pm to
Great job...Love it
Posted by LSUcajun77
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2008
23151 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 5:56 pm to
Posted by Grasshopper
Ocean Springs, MS
Member since Dec 2007
1036 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 6:01 pm to
That’s some DALSU midnight posting shite right there.
This post was edited on 11/6/25 at 6:03 pm
Posted by Wichita Co Tiger
Texas
Member since Apr 2023
3566 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 6:14 pm to
Hey
Posted by scott8811
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
12988 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 6:15 pm to
Jesus....

We need Hung soro back
Posted by Miketheseventh
Member since Dec 2017
6731 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 6:20 pm to
I want some of whatever you took before writing that
Posted by TexasTiger08
Member since Oct 2006
28885 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 6:24 pm to
I understand every word of this. The Rant isn’t filled with literate folks.
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