Madden 21 player ratings

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27 - Blake Ferguson (ouch)

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Damn I was hoping to sub him in at WR. Guess he’ll have to stay at LS.

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27 - Blake Ferguson (ouch)

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It’s also pretty wonderful that my awareness rating was 59. You make it sound like I wake up in the morning, helplessly shite and piss myself, then lose three of my teeth before I discover that I am trying to eat a rock for breakfast. frick, John, I understand you saying that I am slow and lacking athleticism, but a rating like this pretty much labels me as retarded.

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I have received the impression that you feel that I am lacking in the agility category. I should consider a walk through my living room where I don’t crash through a wall or kick over furniture a resounding success. My agility rating on your game is 33. It makes it sound like I just topple over if I start walking too fast. Ted Washington is rated a 40 in agility. He is listed at 365 pounds. If Ted Washington tied a white lady up and made her wear a metal bikini, he’d look just like Jabba the Hut.

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John, you are such a fricking dick. I also noticed that my kick return rating was a 0. I was rated a fricking zero? So you feel that I shouldn’t even receive a 10, or even a 5? You are pretty much saying that I couldn’t even fall forward on a ball kicked in my direction. I would just stand there and let the ball bounce off of my fricking face. frick that, John, I returned an onside kick 6 yards in 2002. You should have just slapped a – 4 on me and had the EA staff ambush me with paintball guns.

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Finally, I would like to comment on an unlikely topic, my pass coverage ratings. I see that I am a better at man-to-man coverage (31) than zone (21). frick me sideways with a lunchbox. Where did these scores even come from? How much time is spent coming up with the pass coverage ratings of offensive lineman? Can I have that job? Let’s see here, I think that Orlando Pace would be slightly better at jumping intermediate routes than Larry Allen. While I’m at it, I can assign the passing ratings for offensive lineman as well. I can use mine as a guide.

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