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Brian Kelly may be an alien - edited title
Posted on 11/20/22 at 11:12 am
Posted on 11/20/22 at 11:12 am
He doesn't exhibit normal human characteristics
Is it possible that he was sent from a higher plane of existence to restart God's favorite football program?
ETA:
It's also possible that he's capable of changing his skin color based on his mood similar to a chameleon
This post was edited on 11/20/22 at 11:28 am
Posted on 11/20/22 at 11:13 am to rmnldr
Holds his right arm at a weak angle while hydrating?
This post was edited on 11/20/22 at 11:35 am
Posted on 11/20/22 at 11:14 am to Bmath
The OP doesn’t like Kelly big lipping the bottle
Posted on 11/20/22 at 11:16 am to Bmath
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Holds his right are at a weak angle while hydrating?
I think if the media wasn't there he'd swallow the bottle whole. Different level of human. Annunaki type shite.
Posted on 11/20/22 at 11:18 am to rmnldr
Lmao! We said the same he sticks the entire neck in his mouth!
Posted on 11/20/22 at 11:21 am to rmnldr
He does that so he doesn't accidentally pour water down the front of his shirt on camera. If he did, you tards would be all over that. Or are you obsessed with his mouth?
Posted on 11/20/22 at 11:21 am to rmnldr
That he’s not Billy Napier?
Posted on 11/20/22 at 11:23 am to Sam1
I'm starting to think that Coach Kelly isn't a normal human... possibly not human at all. Worth looking into. There's definitely some parallels to ancient civilizations talking about an advanced race coming to re-start their civilization after a cataclysm.
Posted on 11/20/22 at 11:31 am to rmnldr
Someone spotted a UFO during Notre Dame weather delay
Brian Kelly's birthplace is one of the states with the highest reported UFO sightings
Massachusetts among states with most reported UFO sightings
At the time of Brian Kelly's greatest success at Grand Valley State, Michigan experienced an uptick in UFO activity
Michigan ranks 9th for UFO sightings since 2001, experts say
The UFO investigating firm seems to have caught onto Brian Kelly's trail and recently moved their HQ to Cincinatti
LINK
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the oddest thing that took place Saturday at Notre Dame Stadium weren't the hundreds of lightning strikes that caused a pair of long weather delays or the fact that the Fighting Irish got worked by a second-rate team from a third-rate conference. It was the presence of extraterrestrial life hovering above the stadium.
Brian Kelly's birthplace is one of the states with the highest reported UFO sightings
Massachusetts among states with most reported UFO sightings
At the time of Brian Kelly's greatest success at Grand Valley State, Michigan experienced an uptick in UFO activity
Michigan ranks 9th for UFO sightings since 2001, experts say
quote:
Kelly joined the Grand Valley State University staff in 1987 as a graduate assistant and defensive backs coach for Tom Beck and became the defensive coordinator and recruiting coordinator in 1989. Kelly took over as head coach in 1991. In his final three seasons the Lakers went 41–2, at one point winning 20 consecutive games. The Lakers went 14–0 in 2002 en route to their first national title and went 14–1 in 2003 when they claimed their second National Championship. Kelly was named the AFCA Division II Coach of the Year after each of these championship years.
In his 13 years as head coach at Grand Valley State, the Lakers won five conference titles and made six Division II Playoff appearances. Only in 1999 did Grand Valley State finish lower than third in the Great Lakes Intercollegiate Athletics Conference under Kelly.
The 2001 team set 77 NCAA, GLIAC, and school records, including setting the all-time Division II scoring record, averaging 58.4 points per game.
His record in 13 years at Grand Valley State was 118–35–2.[5]
The UFO investigating firm seems to have caught onto Brian Kelly's trail and recently moved their HQ to Cincinatti
LINK
This post was edited on 11/20/22 at 11:43 am
Posted on 11/20/22 at 12:02 pm to rmnldr
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It's also possible that he's capable of changing his skin color based on his mood similar to a chameleon
That’s called being Irish
Posted on 11/20/22 at 7:07 pm to rmnldr
No offseason threads during the season, noob
Posted on 11/20/22 at 8:04 pm to Elleshoe
They are all over the place living among us. Deny it all you want. Its true.
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