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Brian Kelly may be an alien - edited title

Posted on 11/20/22 at 11:12 am
Posted by rmnldr
Member since Oct 2013
38197 posts
Posted on 11/20/22 at 11:12 am




He doesn't exhibit normal human characteristics

Is it possible that he was sent from a higher plane of existence to restart God's favorite football program?

ETA:

It's also possible that he's capable of changing his skin color based on his mood similar to a chameleon

This post was edited on 11/20/22 at 11:28 am
Posted by Bmath
LA
Member since Aug 2010
18664 posts
Posted on 11/20/22 at 11:13 am to
Holds his right arm at a weak angle while hydrating?
This post was edited on 11/20/22 at 11:35 am
Posted by Skaboosh
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2012
209 posts
Posted on 11/20/22 at 11:14 am to
The OP doesn’t like Kelly big lipping the bottle
Posted by rmnldr
Member since Oct 2013
38197 posts
Posted on 11/20/22 at 11:16 am to
quote:

Holds his right are at a weak angle while hydrating?


I think if the media wasn't there he'd swallow the bottle whole. Different level of human. Annunaki type shite.
Posted by Sam1
la
Member since Dec 2008
813 posts
Posted on 11/20/22 at 11:18 am to
Lmao! We said the same he sticks the entire neck in his mouth!
Posted by ChenierauTigre
Dreamland
Member since Dec 2007
34511 posts
Posted on 11/20/22 at 11:21 am to
He does that so he doesn't accidentally pour water down the front of his shirt on camera. If he did, you tards would be all over that. Or are you obsessed with his mouth?
Posted by Toptigerfan86
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2022
2833 posts
Posted on 11/20/22 at 11:21 am to
That he’s not Billy Napier?
Posted by rmnldr
Member since Oct 2013
38197 posts
Posted on 11/20/22 at 11:23 am to
I'm starting to think that Coach Kelly isn't a normal human... possibly not human at all. Worth looking into. There's definitely some parallels to ancient civilizations talking about an advanced race coming to re-start their civilization after a cataclysm.





Posted by rmnldr
Member since Oct 2013
38197 posts
Posted on 11/20/22 at 11:31 am to
Someone spotted a UFO during Notre Dame weather delay

quote:

the oddest thing that took place Saturday at Notre Dame Stadium weren't the hundreds of lightning strikes that caused a pair of long weather delays or the fact that the Fighting Irish got worked by a second-rate team from a third-rate conference. It was the presence of extraterrestrial life hovering above the stadium.






Brian Kelly's birthplace is one of the states with the highest reported UFO sightings

Massachusetts among states with most reported UFO sightings



At the time of Brian Kelly's greatest success at Grand Valley State, Michigan experienced an uptick in UFO activity

Michigan ranks 9th for UFO sightings since 2001, experts say

quote:

Kelly joined the Grand Valley State University staff in 1987 as a graduate assistant and defensive backs coach for Tom Beck and became the defensive coordinator and recruiting coordinator in 1989. Kelly took over as head coach in 1991. In his final three seasons the Lakers went 41–2, at one point winning 20 consecutive games. The Lakers went 14–0 in 2002 en route to their first national title and went 14–1 in 2003 when they claimed their second National Championship. Kelly was named the AFCA Division II Coach of the Year after each of these championship years.

In his 13 years as head coach at Grand Valley State, the Lakers won five conference titles and made six Division II Playoff appearances. Only in 1999 did Grand Valley State finish lower than third in the Great Lakes Intercollegiate Athletics Conference under Kelly.

The 2001 team set 77 NCAA, GLIAC, and school records, including setting the all-time Division II scoring record, averaging 58.4 points per game.

His record in 13 years at Grand Valley State was 118–35–2.[5]



The UFO investigating firm seems to have caught onto Brian Kelly's trail and recently moved their HQ to Cincinatti

LINK
This post was edited on 11/20/22 at 11:43 am
Posted by J2thaROC
Member since May 2018
12997 posts
Posted on 11/20/22 at 11:56 am to
Posted by brewhan davey
Audubon Place
Member since Sep 2010
32775 posts
Posted on 11/20/22 at 12:02 pm to
quote:

It's also possible that he's capable of changing his skin color based on his mood similar to a chameleon


That’s called being Irish
Posted by LSUdc
Member since Nov 2011
479 posts
Posted on 11/20/22 at 6:56 pm to
Posted by Tiger Voodoo
Champs 03 07 09 11(fack) 19!!!
Member since Mar 2007
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Posted by Elleshoe
Wade’s World
Member since Jun 2004
143616 posts
Posted on 11/20/22 at 7:07 pm to
No offseason threads during the season, noob
Posted by TBoy@LSU
Member since Sep 2012
5473 posts
Posted on 11/20/22 at 8:04 pm to
They are all over the place living among us. Deny it all you want. Its true.
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