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Posted on 11/20/17 at 1:34 pm to
Posted by Snakebucket
New Braunfels, Texas
Member since Sep 2011
3548 posts
Posted on 11/20/17 at 1:34 pm to
Aggie birth control?

He puts a rock in his shoe.

Heard it would make him limp.
Posted by BlackAdam
Member since Jan 2016
6435 posts
Posted on 11/20/17 at 1:36 pm to
How many aggies does it take to change a light bulb?

10. One to change the bulb, and 9 to talk about how great the old bulb was.
Posted by G I Jeaux
off duty
Member since Aug 2009
2158 posts
Posted on 11/20/17 at 1:41 pm to
Sex Ed and Drivers Ed couses have been cancelled at ATM.










The mule died.
Posted by AlwaysPutsSeatDown
Member since May 2008
974 posts
Posted on 11/20/17 at 2:57 pm to
Here is the story on the sword:


LINK

Posted by tiigerr1
Member since Jun 2004
963 posts
Posted on 11/20/17 at 3:10 pm to
Always liked the bumper sticker that said, "Honk if I'm an Aggie"
Posted by TexasTiger89
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2005
24237 posts
Posted on 11/20/17 at 3:22 pm to
quote:

Here is the story on the sword: LINK


Interesting that Billie Cannon Jr. pulled the cadet off the field in a bear hug. I never knew that part of the story.
Posted by Genestealer55
ARLINGTON
Member since May 2017
7256 posts
Posted on 11/20/17 at 3:29 pm to
What color is an Aggie after an enema?



Clear
Posted by Swampman
North La.
Member since Feb 2016
238 posts
Posted on 11/20/17 at 4:42 pm to
Saw a coyote caught in a steel trap and had done chewed off 3 legs and still caught. Must have been a Aggie coyote!!
Posted by BigSlick
No Idea
Member since Jan 2013
1166 posts
Posted on 11/20/17 at 5:08 pm to
quote:

The toothbrush was invented at A&M because if it was invented anywhere else it would be called a "teethbrush


I've always heard that as a Bertman joke about Starkville.
Posted by BigSlick
No Idea
Member since Jan 2013
1166 posts
Posted on 11/20/17 at 5:10 pm to
What's the most useless thing on a woman?
Posted by Hair of the Dog
Alexandria
Member since Dec 2005
2205 posts
Posted on 11/20/17 at 5:32 pm to
An Aggie went in for a check-up. He was asked for a sample of urine, stool, and semen. He gave them his underpants.
Posted by Chadwick
Member since Aug 2011
5080 posts
Posted on 11/20/17 at 6:00 pm to
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