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kensheila
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tennessee
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Aggie Jokes

whatever happened to the old Aggie jokes? my favorite is about the carload headed to the game in Tiger Stadium and they saw a highway sign that read: "LSU LEFT"...they said: WTF!, turned around and headed back to College Station !!!


rmnldr
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Member since Oct 2013
30127 posts

How do Aggies practice safe sex?




They get rid of all the animals that kick



What do they call a good-looking girl at Texas A&M?




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LSUTigersVCURams
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An Aggie was down on his luck so he decided to go out and kidnapped a child to get the ransom. He went to the park and snuck up on one of the kids. He grabbed him and took him behind a tree. He told the kid that he was kidnapped and pinned a note on the kid's shirt that read, "I have kidnapped your child. If you want to see him again, put $20,000 in a sack and leave it in front of the tree at the park. An Aggie." He told the child to make sure his parents saw the note and sent the child home.

The next day the Aggie went to the tree to find the sack. He looked inside and found the money he had asked for and a note that read, "How could one Aggie do this to another Aggie"?
This post was edited on 11/20 at 12:13 pm


baseballcatch77
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Dallas
Member since Oct 2013
748 posts

How do you castrate an Aggie?
Kick his brother in the jaw.


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777Tiger
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an aggie comes home to find his wife in bed with his best friend, he goes into a state of rage and pulls a gun from the dresser and puts it to his head, his wife starts starts laughing hysterically, before he pulls the trigger he looks at her and says "you think this is funny don't you? well guess what, you're next sister!"


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TexasTiger89
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Member since Feb 2005
21777 posts

The toothbrush was invented at A&M because if it was invented anywhere else it would be called a "teethbrush".


Outboard
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BR
Member since Jul 2015
126 posts

Two male Aggies standing on the side of the road watching a male dog lick himself. One Aggie says to the other Aggie man I wish I could do that! The other Aggie says " MAN THAT DOG WILL BITE YOU!"
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BIWO
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1821 posts

An Aggy and a condom were walking down Highland road. As they approached Splash Night Club, the condom said to the Aggy, “Let’s go in, I want to get shite faced tonight.”


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tss22h8
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idlewatcher
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quote:

What do they call a good-looking girl at Texas A&M?




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Some damn good looking womenz 'der.


Eighteen
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rmnldr
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Member since Oct 2013
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You don’t even really need jokes for A&M. A&M is the joke













geaux88
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Member since Oct 2003
16355 posts

Why did the Aggie cross the road?





B/C he couldn’t get his dick out of the chicken!


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TigersOfGeauxld
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Just across the water...
Member since Aug 2009
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Always a classic for this time of year. Kind of like how A Christmas Story is for December...



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MountainTiger
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The foot of Mt. Belzoni
Member since Dec 2008
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Did you hear about the Aggie that moved to Oklahoma after he graduated?

Raised the average IQ of both states.


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Nuts4LSU
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Washington, DC
Member since Oct 2003
25468 posts

The Aggies were late for the game in Baton Rouge one year. On the way to the game, they saw a sign that said "Clean Restrooms Ahead", so they did.


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I-59 Tiger
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Member since Sep 2003
34538 posts

what the heck is this ???





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DaBike
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MetArl15
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Washington, DC
Member since Apr 2007
8055 posts

Anyone know the story about that top gif where the Aggie military guy gets pushed over? He seemed quite upset about something before being pushed.


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