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2018 DRIVEMAN LSU football season preview
Posted on 8/27/18 at 10:38 am
Posted on 8/27/18 at 10:38 am
Miami — Lets be honest, WE don’t know what the FOOK to expect Sunday night. The driveman sees a sea of purple and gold and some ravage dogs on defense. Offense will attempt the forward pass....WIN 24-20
Southeastern — We come home for a date with “that trashy school down I-12”....WIN 31-6
Auburn — Classic trip down to Jordan O”Hare where we will be enemy #1. This is alittle difficult for our brain trust to handle. Ogeron will deposit a lot of “sweat equity” in this one, looking like a worn out Cajun after a full day chasing feral hog down da bayou. We have a rookie quarterback. Expect MISTAKES in our first road start.... LOSS 24-10
La Tech — Speaking of trashy, who would ever LIVE in Ruston?....WIN 28-3
Ole Miss — Coach Gumbo vs coach Leno. The down south version of the Tiger vs Phil golf competition except we get to see these guys try to out wit one another on national television. Orgeron more clever... WIN 24-13
Florida — “Felipe Franks Revenge” is what the game is being dubbed as in Gator circles my friends tell me. If Hugh freeze can lay the smack down on us with the farm animals up in Starkville, imagine what he’s gonna do to us with fine tuned Florida thoroughbreds...LOSS 27-17
Georgia — GULP.......LOSS 31-10
Mississippi State — No WAY, NO HOW that we will lose to the bulldogs twice in two years. It’s inconvievabke. Especially not on homecoming, Get Real....WIN 31-21
Alabama — CALLING IT. We Will Beat Alabama. No late game heroics from Tua and we finally get the 2,000 round elephant off our backs. We actually cut him off physically with OUR Purple and gold chain saw with a penis. Only drawback is it earns Coach Shrimpboat and first mate Joey frickup another year... WIN 20-13
Arkansas — KEEP IT ROLLIN as we go HOG WILD on the razorbacks....WIN 35-12 (we hold them to all field goals)
Rice — NEXXXXTTTTTTTT....WIN 42-6
Texas A&M — This will be a showdown and their national championship. The driveman tells Jimbro that he’s 2 years early. Enjoy paying 10M for another loss to The Tigers. Burrow lights up a weak Aggie secondary for 3 TDs.......WIN 35-17
FINAL RECORD 9-3
THE DRIVEMAN HAS SPOKEN
DRIVEMAN OUT
Southeastern — We come home for a date with “that trashy school down I-12”....WIN 31-6
Auburn — Classic trip down to Jordan O”Hare where we will be enemy #1. This is alittle difficult for our brain trust to handle. Ogeron will deposit a lot of “sweat equity” in this one, looking like a worn out Cajun after a full day chasing feral hog down da bayou. We have a rookie quarterback. Expect MISTAKES in our first road start.... LOSS 24-10
La Tech — Speaking of trashy, who would ever LIVE in Ruston?....WIN 28-3
Ole Miss — Coach Gumbo vs coach Leno. The down south version of the Tiger vs Phil golf competition except we get to see these guys try to out wit one another on national television. Orgeron more clever... WIN 24-13
Florida — “Felipe Franks Revenge” is what the game is being dubbed as in Gator circles my friends tell me. If Hugh freeze can lay the smack down on us with the farm animals up in Starkville, imagine what he’s gonna do to us with fine tuned Florida thoroughbreds...LOSS 27-17
Georgia — GULP.......LOSS 31-10
Mississippi State — No WAY, NO HOW that we will lose to the bulldogs twice in two years. It’s inconvievabke. Especially not on homecoming, Get Real....WIN 31-21
Alabama — CALLING IT. We Will Beat Alabama. No late game heroics from Tua and we finally get the 2,000 round elephant off our backs. We actually cut him off physically with OUR Purple and gold chain saw with a penis. Only drawback is it earns Coach Shrimpboat and first mate Joey frickup another year... WIN 20-13
Arkansas — KEEP IT ROLLIN as we go HOG WILD on the razorbacks....WIN 35-12 (we hold them to all field goals)
Rice — NEXXXXTTTTTTTT....WIN 42-6
Texas A&M — This will be a showdown and their national championship. The driveman tells Jimbro that he’s 2 years early. Enjoy paying 10M for another loss to The Tigers. Burrow lights up a weak Aggie secondary for 3 TDs.......WIN 35-17
FINAL RECORD 9-3
THE DRIVEMAN HAS SPOKEN
DRIVEMAN OUT
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Posted on 8/27/18 at 10:40 am to death valley driver
If we beat BAMA O will get a 5 year extension and this board, including myself, will implode
This post was edited on 8/27/18 at 10:47 am
Posted on 8/27/18 at 10:41 am to death valley driver
Please stay out.
Posted on 8/27/18 at 10:42 am to death valley driver
quote:
If Hugh freeze can lay the smack down on us with the farm animals up in Starkville, imagine what he’s gonna do to us with fine tuned Florida thoroughbreds
Huh?
Posted on 8/27/18 at 10:42 am to tigerbait1.6
A 5 year extinction?
Posted on 8/27/18 at 10:43 am to death valley driver
quote:
some ravage dogs on defense
Wut?
quote:
f Hugh freeze can lay the smack down on us with the farm animals up in Starkville, imagine what he’s gonna do to us with fine tuned Florida thoroughbreds..
Wat?
Posted on 8/27/18 at 10:43 am to death valley driver
quote:
If Hugh freeze can lay the smack down on us
*Mullen.
Posted on 8/27/18 at 10:43 am to death valley driver
No way we lose to Florida, but The rest is about what I figured. If we lose to UGA and Auburn, but beat Bama, still hope for an SEC West Championship.
Posted on 8/27/18 at 10:44 am to death valley driver
You ain't no Scott Rabalais...
More like a Carl Dubois...
More like a Carl Dubois...
Posted on 8/27/18 at 10:44 am to lowhound
quote:
No way we lose to Florida
lol
Posted on 8/27/18 at 10:44 am to death valley driver
quote:
If Hugh freeze can lay the smack down on us with the farm animals up in Starkville, imagine what he’s gonna do to us with fine tuned Florida thoroughbreds...LOSS 27-17
Mullen*
Posted on 8/27/18 at 10:45 am to death valley driver
our D is not giving up that many points this season
Posted on 8/27/18 at 10:46 am to death valley driver
quote:
If Hugh freeze can lay the smack down on us with the farm animals up in Starkville, imagine what he’s gonna do to us with fine tuned Florida thoroughbreds...LOSS 27-17
Freeze?
Miss State had more talent last year than Florida does this year. We aren't losing this game, especially not by double digits.
quote:
Georgia — GULP.......LOSS 31-10
This will be a close game.
This post was edited on 8/27/18 at 10:48 am
Posted on 8/27/18 at 10:47 am to death valley driver
quote:
DRIVEMAN OUT
And don’t come back!
Posted on 8/27/18 at 10:47 am to death valley driver
quote:
THE DRIVEMAN HAS SPOKEN
Posted on 8/27/18 at 10:50 am to death valley driver
quote:
If Dan Mullen can lay the smack down on us with the farm animals up in Starkville, imagine what he’s gonna do to us with fine tuned Florida thoroughbreds...LOSS 27-17
Fixed
and
Downvote for not knowing the Head Coach of an SEC team.
PLUS: LSU beats Alabama but gets blown out by UGA at home? That makes a lot of sense.
This post was edited on 8/27/18 at 10:52 am
Posted on 8/27/18 at 10:53 am to death valley driver
quote:
If Hugh freeze can lay the smack down on us with the farm animals up in Starkville, imagine what he’s gonna do to us with fine tuned Florida thoroughbreds...LOSS 27-17
I don't know why I read this far down in the first place, but i'll stop now.
Posted on 8/27/18 at 10:58 am to death valley driver
9-3 is my guess as well.
Posted on 8/27/18 at 10:59 am to KLSU
quote:
PLUS: LSU beats Alabama but gets blown out by UGA at home? That makes a lot of sense.
We
Lost
To
Troy
DRIVEMAN OUT
Posted on 8/27/18 at 10:59 am to death valley driver
quote:
THE DRIVEMAN HAS SPOKEN
DRIVEMAN OUT
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