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Sir Drinksalot
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Member since Aug 2005
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Something is pooping on my back porch
This jerk is pooping right in front of the door from our bedroom to the porch.

The poop is an inch from the wall. It’s not huge poop, but it’s poop. Maybe like the size of toddler poop. Some of it is flat where the culprit stepped on it.

I have found pee there before but I’m drawing the line at turds.

Who did the poo? Coyote? Coon?

Put the game camera out. Hope I catch the mad crapper.

ETA. The porch is big with 3 doors. The pooper is doing statement poops next to my bedroom door.
This post was edited on 11/22 at 10:01 pm


hungryone
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river parishes
Member since Sep 2010
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re: Something is pooping on my back porch
Its a gross search, but loads of scat ID webpages exist. Possum looks diff from raccoon. Not likely to be cat, they prefer loose material for scratching around/covering.


fishfighter
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Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
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re: Something is pooping on my back porch
Could be a dam cat too!


keakar
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re: Something is pooping on my back porch
sounds like an opossum maybe, they walk right up against walls


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lsuson
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re: Something is pooping on my back porch
We need a pic of said poop


diat150
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re: Something is pooping on my back porch
quote:

Could be a dam cat too!


Cats cover their shite and aren’t dumb enough to step in it.


tide06
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Raleigh, NC
Member since Oct 2011
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re: Something is pooping on my back porch
Game camera or a .22 with night optics would answer your question.


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Sir Drinksalot
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Member since Aug 2005
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re: Something is pooping on my back porch
Will post pics of poo and whatever is on the game camera when I get home. Left yesterday will get back Tuesday. Plenty of photo ops.


AmosMosesAndTwins
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re: Something is pooping on my back porch
The heat coming from your bedroom door feels good on my butt.


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EveryoneGetsATrophy
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re: Something is pooping on my back porch
You married, kids?


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Sir Drinksalot
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Member since Aug 2005
16302 posts

re: Something is pooping on my back porch
Game cam pics showed two bucks close to the bedroom window but not on the porch.

No way it’s deer backing their asses up to make statement poops by the door.

Anyone know how to post pics? I forgot how


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tiger_nutz
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Deploraville USA
Member since Feb 2017
320 posts

re: Something is pooping on my back porch
You’d be surprised how big toad crap is. I had it all over my porch for a while and finally figured out that’s where it came from when I found him in his little hole with a ton of those turds around him. I put out a game camera too but wouldn’t ever pick him up


ChenierauTigre
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re: Something is pooping on my back porch
I was thinking toad also. But then he said the poop had been stepped in.


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hungryone
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Member since Sep 2010
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re: Something is pooping on my back porch
If the trail cam isn’t catching anythjng, try the old baby powder or flour trick. Sprinkle it around the area and you’ll get some tracks/prints that can help w ID.


Sir Drinksalot
LSU Fan
Member since Aug 2005
16302 posts

re: Something is pooping on my back porch
Here's the poop in question:



Here's the game cam pics. First is my dog's ass. Clearly he's mooning the camera to show me he is capable of much bigger turds.



Second is the deer. I don't think they did the poo.




Would try the flour; but last time I put it on the fireplace to make bunny prints it took me 4 weeks to completely clean up.


hungryone
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re: Something is pooping on my back porch
Stepped on possum turds?


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Shanegolang
LSU Fan
Denham Springs, La
Member since Sep 2015
156 posts

re: Something is pooping on my back porch
your pics look like racoon crap. Dont let your pets, dogs and cats, around that shite, it will make them sick. Get you a trap at Tractor supply, they are relatively cheap.


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Shanegolang
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Denham Springs, La
Member since Sep 2015
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re: Something is pooping on my back porch
LINK
The 2nd pic is racoon and seems to match.
This post was edited on 11/30 at 5:17 am


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redfish99
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re: Something is pooping on my back porch
Possum time of year. They everywhere.


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