TDGB TOTD: Empty classroom edition

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...the opportunities are endless

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You are a high school teacher who likes younger girls, so yes I would say they are...

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giving us apples


Best update ever IMO

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PUBG HQ
Social media director- "I dunno guys, I am getting hammered about optimization, frames, server desync, questions about refresh rate, and people keep linking me to articles about why Fortnight runs better on the same engine. Did you get my memos?"

Brendan Greene-"Ok guys off to Korea again, take care!"

PUBG Riggles-"Apples guys. Apples. We let em throw apples at each other in the lobby. I can see it now, 'What countdown timer!? APPLE FIGHT!' Its perfect."

Social media director- "Yea so about the pregame lobby, they have been asking for a firing range for a long time. I mean we did just completely revamp the recoil mechanics for the entire game in one patch that we tested for two days, maybe this is something that will help them with that transition?"

PUBG Dev team- ".............."

PUBG Riggles- "APPLES MAN!! APPLES!!! BLUEBARRACUDA WILL LOVE IT!!"

Your new meta

Had a particularly poor evening of pubg last night, even by my standards. Although I will be off early today, I've got to get my garden going so I don't plan on playing much this weekend.

I've got a free friday night for once after I knock out some mothers day stuff. I am excite for all night gaming

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I've got a free friday night for once

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On a plane all night and flying commercial at that.

I got a sweet double kill with a pan in a solo game later.

Hopefully these movers finish early so I can get some day gaming in.

Gonna go to the baseball game tonight, but I'll be on after. And probably be on around 3-4am when I get the smoker rolling.

Regular servers

Yea I won’t play a whole lot of Sah Nook if I can help it. Need to keep the win count up this season