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To Improve Olympic Chances, US Women's Soccer Team Replaced By...
Posted on 7/22/21 at 6:40 am
Posted on 7/22/21 at 6:40 am
To Improve Olympic Chances, US Women's Soccer Team Replaced By 15-Year-Old Boys Team In Wigs
TOKYO—After the U.S. women's team's embarrassing loss to Sweden in this year's Olympics, America is hoping to come back and regain the gold in the tournament by replacing all the women with a high-school boys team.
"We will have all the boys wear brightly colored wigs, which is the only thing needed to qualify them as women under the current rules," said head coach Vlatko Andonovski. "These 15-year-old boys completely smoked the U.S. women's team a few years ago, so we're confident they'll destroy the competition."
The boys have said they will prepare this evening by eating some pizza rolls and playing Playstation all night. In the morning they will be issued their wigs and head off to utterly dominate every game for the rest of the tournament.
Unfortunately, their plans may have hit a snag, as the New Zealand team is entirely made up of fully grown trans women bodybuilders.
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TOKYO—After the U.S. women's team's embarrassing loss to Sweden in this year's Olympics, America is hoping to come back and regain the gold in the tournament by replacing all the women with a high-school boys team.
"We will have all the boys wear brightly colored wigs, which is the only thing needed to qualify them as women under the current rules," said head coach Vlatko Andonovski. "These 15-year-old boys completely smoked the U.S. women's team a few years ago, so we're confident they'll destroy the competition."
The boys have said they will prepare this evening by eating some pizza rolls and playing Playstation all night. In the morning they will be issued their wigs and head off to utterly dominate every game for the rest of the tournament.
Unfortunately, their plans may have hit a snag, as the New Zealand team is entirely made up of fully grown trans women bodybuilders.
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This post was edited on 7/22/21 at 6:49 am
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Posted on 7/22/21 at 6:51 am to TigerVespamon
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"We will have all the boys wear brightly colored wigs, which is the only thing needed to qualify them as women under the current rules,"
Because the BB is right on target... again. The headlines almost write themselves.
Posted on 7/22/21 at 8:01 am to TigerVespamon
quote:
The boys have said they will prepare this evening by eating some pizza rolls and playing Playstation all night. In the morning they will be issued their wigs and head off to utterly dominate every game for the rest of the tournament.
Posted on 7/22/21 at 8:05 am to TigerVespamon
If only the men’s third tier team would self identify as transsexual lesbians, we would have guaranteed gold to the end of time!
Posted on 7/22/21 at 8:06 am to TigerVespamon
Take a knee get smoked by 3
Posted on 7/22/21 at 8:14 am to TigerVespamon
Nice.
Posted on 7/22/21 at 8:15 am to TigerVespamon
I wish there was a team full of trannies in the Olympics to beat their asses in the gold medal game and they'd have to stand on the podium getting silver medals while a bunch of "women" took their golds.
Posted on 7/22/21 at 8:16 am to TigerVespamon
Well they did kick the crap out of the ladies.
Posted on 7/22/21 at 8:46 am to Crimson Wraith
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the ladies.
I don't call most of this bitching team, ladies.
Posted on 7/22/21 at 9:22 am to TigerVespamon
The Bee is keeping comedy alive almost single-handedly.
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