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re: Most Ridiculous/Silly/Goofy James Bond Movie Stuff
Posted on 11/29/20 at 6:25 pm to CU_Tigers4life
Posted on 11/29/20 at 6:25 pm to CU_Tigers4life
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just recently watched the Man with The Golden Gun and the Flying Car and Bond Doing a Twisting jump over a river are just a couple that comes to mind.
Except there was no CGI and they actually did those stunts.
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Posted on 11/29/20 at 6:47 pm to PEEPO
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Die Another Day was when the Brosnan Bond films really jumped the shark.
Outrunning the big satellite laser thing in the ice, the surfing scene, etc.
Which is just so damn frustrating given how solid the opening sequence was. It was straight to shite after that.
Tomorrow Never Dies. The remote control Beamer is my entry for silliness.
Posted on 11/29/20 at 7:08 pm to CU_Tigers4life
Watched spy who loved me today. Jaws(the big guy with silver teeth) gets thrown into a tank with a huge shark. He proceeds to bite the shark to death.
Posted on 11/29/20 at 7:22 pm to Jizzy08
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Ball torture in casino royale
CR is my favorite Bond film, but the torture scene on the ship was both ridiculous and self-contradictory.
This is literally the first thing Le Chiffre says to Bond after they sit him down:
"You know, I never understood all these elaborate tortures. It's the simplest thing to cause more pain than a man can possibly endure."
....And he then proceeds to torture 007 using an elaborate, odd and unconventional method.
Posted on 11/29/20 at 7:32 pm to Feral
I think the point he’s making is why doesn’t anyone just frick with a guys balls because that hurts like shite.
Posted on 11/29/20 at 8:39 pm to CU_Tigers4life
Mr Big’s demise in Live And Let Die.
Geoffrey Holder and the theme song made up for it though.
For all the grief Roger Moore gets, I actually thought For Your Eyes Only was one of the best in the series. It was actually about espionage. And it had the most realistic and low-key ending of any Bond film ever made.
Geoffrey Holder and the theme song made up for it though.
For all the grief Roger Moore gets, I actually thought For Your Eyes Only was one of the best in the series. It was actually about espionage. And it had the most realistic and low-key ending of any Bond film ever made.
Posted on 11/29/20 at 9:07 pm to CU_Tigers4life
The fact that in some movies he had a watch that could send/receive messages, call people, etc.... Ludacris!
Posted on 11/29/20 at 9:49 pm to JumpingTheShark
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I think the point he’s making is why doesn’t anyone just frick with a guys balls because that hurts like shite.
Maybe, but he could do that without swinging some weighted rope under a chair.
He even gives up after Bond tells him to F off and just starts to cut his nuts off.
Posted on 11/30/20 at 6:51 am to mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Shame the movie in this instance is not at all like the book. Reality is that this was an attempt to cash in on Star Wars’ popularity.
At the end of The Spy Who Loved me, the credits boldly proclaim, “James Bond Will Return in For Your Eyes Only.” That got pushed to 1981, and Moonraker was fast tracked.
At the end of The Spy Who Loved me, the credits boldly proclaim, “James Bond Will Return in For Your Eyes Only.” That got pushed to 1981, and Moonraker was fast tracked.
Posted on 11/30/20 at 6:51 am to StringMusic
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Walking on gators in Live & Let Die.
At least it was a practical stunt.
Posted on 11/30/20 at 8:23 am to CU_Tigers4life
This doesn't really apply to the premise of the thread, but I was watching On Her Majesty's Secret Service the other day and the part when he was wearing the kilt cracked me up. When the girl stuck her hand up his kilt to write on his leg with the lipstick, Bond kind of perked up and the woman villain asked him how he was feeling. He said, "just a stiffness coming on...in my shoulder." This is my first watch through the old Bonds so I find it funny to catch all the not so subtle innuendos.
Posted on 11/30/20 at 9:13 am to CU_Tigers4life
The Diamonds are Forever radio spots sound like a James Bond parody...
Diamonds are Forever original radio spots (YouTube)
Diamonds are Forever original radio spots (YouTube)
Posted on 11/30/20 at 10:19 am to Fewer Kilometers
moonraker by a country mile 
Posted on 11/30/20 at 10:24 am to LEASTBAY
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Watched spy who loved me today. Jaws(the big guy with silver teeth) gets thrown into a tank with a huge shark. He proceeds to bite the shark to death.
you shut your whore mouth! jaws was badass!
Posted on 11/30/20 at 12:54 pm to CU_Tigers4life
Trying to convince moviegoers that Grace Jones was attractive.
Posted on 11/30/20 at 1:48 pm to Tiger1242
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The fact that in some movies he had a watch that could send/receive messages, call people, etc.... Ludacris!
That is ludicrous. This is Ludacris:
Posted on 11/30/20 at 3:11 pm to ShakeandBake
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Trying to convince moviegoers that Grace Jones was attractive.
You know Strange' was attractive
Posted on 12/1/20 at 9:54 pm to CU_Tigers4life
The Stupid Gondola in Moonraker was just ridiculous:
Posted on 12/1/20 at 10:06 pm to CU_Tigers4life
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Man with The Golden Gun
To be fair, a golden gun would make a terrible weapon. Valuable for the gold, but anything beyond gold plated and it's going to be shitty. :)
Also, dumping Blofield into a smoke stack by catching his wheelchair with a helicopter always felt goofy to me.
Posted on 12/2/20 at 10:29 am to CU_Tigers4life
Just watched From Russia With Love.
The shoe knife.
The shoe knife.
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