Posted by
Message
Bengalbio
Tampa, FL
Member since Feb 2017
566 posts

TP burn rate
Figured out that the burn rate in my house is so much greater than usual. Not shitting at work and school can account for some of the variation, but probably not all. The rest of the unexplained variation, I suspect, is due to being cooped in the house surrounded by food and eating like a hobbit.

Image: https://i.pinimg.com/originals/d8/d8/b8/d8d8b8973dda388f7225101c40c5b9f3.jpg


shutterspeed
LSU Fan
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
49183 posts

re: TP burn rate
Sounds like one shitty family.


Replies (0)
Replies (0)
10
Ignignot
LSU Fan
Jort Country
Member since Mar 2009
17077 posts

re: TP burn rate
Install a retrofitted bidet on your toilet and dont even worry about it.

It renders these types of conversations pointless.


Replies (0)
Replies (0)
23
PsychTiger
LSU Fan
Charleston
Member since Jul 2004
71499 posts

re: TP burn rate
I like to burn toilet paper in my front yard just to tease the neighbors that didn't stock up enough.


Replies (0)
Replies (0)
40
Uptowner
LSU Fan
The OP
Member since Oct 2019
637 posts

re: TP burn rate
quote:

Figured out that the burn rate in my house is so much greater than usual.


Prolly cuz the females in your household wrap their hands with 8 layers of paper to wipe up after a pee. I admire cleanliness, but they waste a lot of TP.


Replies (0)
Replies (0)
21
VolsOut4Harambe
Tennessee Fan
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
4710 posts

re: TP burn rate
quote:

Not shitting at work and school


Not only has this affected my TP consumption rate but my water and sewage bills as well.


Replies (0)
Replies (0)
10
Boring
Member since Feb 2019
1233 posts

re: TP burn rate
Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really don't have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.


IAmNERD
Auburn Fan
Member since May 2017
5561 posts
 Online 

re: TP burn rate
quote:

The average person uses 1 roll per day.
Not even close.


Replies (0)
Replies (0)
30
upgrayedd
Lamar Fan
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
104664 posts

re: TP burn rate
I've got 62 loaves of bread, so I'm using that to wipe. The dingleberries are pretty wild.


Replies (0)
Replies (0)
00
BugAC
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2007
36748 posts

re: TP burn rate
quote:

The average person uses 1 roll per day.


That's not average. That's called gastrointestinal problems. Go see a dr. man.


Replies (0)
Replies (0)
20
crawlin king snake
LSU Fan
in the weeds
Member since Jul 2015
269 posts

re: TP burn rate
You have some intestinal problems, bro. I use a roll a month.


Replies (0)
Replies (0)
10
fallguy_1978
LSU Fan
Half mile from St George
Member since Feb 2018
24663 posts
 Online 

re: TP burn rate
quote:

The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

We use about 24 rolls per month for a family of 3 (2 women). Probably higher with us all home all day.
This post was edited on 3/26 at 12:42 pm


Replies (0)
Replies (0)
00
TrapperJohn
LSU Fan
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2007
7271 posts

re: TP burn rate
quote:

The average person uses 1 roll per day.


I have 5 women in my house so I would have to knock over a Charmin truck to last a month if that were the case.


Replies (0)
Replies (0)
10
first pageprev pagePage 1 of 1next pagelast page
refresh

Back to top

logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookTwitterInstagram