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re: Do you/would you toss your SO’s salad

Posted on 2/14/20 at 9:00 pm to
Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
13982 posts
Posted on 2/14/20 at 9:00 pm to
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My SO doesn't even like me going down on her, she says it makes her uncomfortable and doesn't enjoy it...


Does she think her pussy stinks or something?
Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
13982 posts
Posted on 2/14/20 at 9:02 pm to
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Stop being so squeamish and give your ol lady a real Valentine’s Day present instead of flowers and she’ll love you for it.



Listen to this man.
Posted by RazorBroncs
Harding Bisons Fan
Member since Sep 2013
13534 posts
Posted on 2/14/20 at 9:07 pm to
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Does she think her pussy stinks or something?



I'm not sure what her deal is other than she's extremely shy. She likes it when I go all around it, just not the tongue all up in there.

I doubt she thinks it stinks because she's probably the least "fragrant" woman I've ever been with. Who knows, I'm not really complaining

Posted by HubbaBubba
F_uck Joe Biden, TX
Member since Oct 2010
45704 posts
Posted on 2/14/20 at 9:45 pm to
My spouse will ride my tongue with her arse cowgirl style and use it like she's riding my cock. When she's worked up to an orgasm I don't know how she doesn't get cramps, 'cause she gets all tense and her legs get straight like one of those little goats that pass out when you frighten them. I damn near get smothered to death by her arse cheeks when she' s coming and sometimes she fricking squirts she comes so hard and I'm like "damn, what the hell?"

But she digs it. Like, it's her favorite thing to do.
Posted by mmmmmbeeer
ATL
Member since Nov 2014
7419 posts
Posted on 2/14/20 at 9:52 pm to
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That shite just doesn't appeal to me whatsoever.


You don't do it for your own pleasure, man. It's a rather innocuous move that makes a girl feel like she's being dirty/naughty and, to a lot of women, that feeling kind of sets them over the edge.

I love to eat the poon...really get in there and do the job right. If I need to move south a couple of inches from time to time because she enjoys it, so be it.
This post was edited on 2/14/20 at 9:53 pm
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
44874 posts
Posted on 2/14/20 at 9:56 pm to
Vivid and verbose. 3.5 stars
Posted by Woodreaux
OC California
Member since Jan 2008
2790 posts
Posted on 2/14/20 at 10:09 pm to
arse-eating threads are way funnier than the ill shite in the other threads. Well done, OP. I approve.
Posted by SG_Geaux
1 Post
Member since Aug 2004
77929 posts
Posted on 2/14/20 at 10:51 pm to
There are two types of people in this world.

Those who love a good rim job and those who have never tried it.
Posted by TnMountaineer
Minglewood
Member since Aug 2018
3490 posts
Posted on 2/14/20 at 10:53 pm to
Damn right I would/do. I’m a nasty mofo.
Posted by sodcutterjones
Member since May 2018
1242 posts
Posted on 2/14/20 at 10:57 pm to
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Message
Do you/would you toss your SO’s salad


Um yeah.. absolutely
Posted by RLDSC FAN
Rancho Cucamonga, CA
Member since Nov 2008
51444 posts
Posted on 2/14/20 at 10:57 pm to
Every night
Posted by Dandy Lion
Member since Feb 2010
50248 posts
Posted on 2/14/20 at 11:01 pm to
Posted by BoxmanTiger
Ohio
Member since Dec 2013
666 posts
Posted on 2/14/20 at 11:07 pm to
I love licking arse. Women love it too fyi. That’s really what matters.
Posted by Woodreaux
OC California
Member since Jan 2008
2790 posts
Posted on 2/14/20 at 11:20 pm to
Posted by SuddenJerk
Member since Oct 2017
727 posts
Posted on 2/14/20 at 11:38 pm to
Dude I lick the frick out that thing. My wife’s arse hole tastes like roses, well maybe not like roses, but it has a sweet taste to it. I’ve never eaten shite, but if it tastes like my wife’s arse hole then humanity has found a new way of surviving the apocalypse!
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
44874 posts
Posted on 2/14/20 at 11:40 pm to
Crude and, frankly, offensive

3.5 stars
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68033 posts
Posted on 2/14/20 at 11:48 pm to
Of course. Have done that with girls since the 1980s. It's right there anyway.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68033 posts
Posted on 2/14/20 at 11:52 pm to
quote:

My spouse will ride my tongue with her arse cowgirl style and use it like she's riding my cock
Arent you about 65 years old?
Posted by sabrewolf
Tampa Bay Vipers Fan
Member since Feb 2020
27 posts
Posted on 2/14/20 at 11:53 pm to
I’ve been fortunate to have been with some great-looking women in my lifetime, and eating arse was one of my favorite things. Nothing better than a hot chick with a sweet tight arse, straight from the shower. I saw a porn back around 96 with Chasey Lain getting her arse eaten and it was a huge turn on, and I’ve loved it ever since.
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
44874 posts
Posted on 2/15/20 at 12:23 am to
Nostalgic but a bit thin

3.5 stars
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