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re: Going to Amsterdam! Anyone been and have suggestions on thing that are a must do?
Posted on 2/9/19 at 8:05 pm to thetigerfan
Posted on 2/9/19 at 8:05 pm to thetigerfan
Visit Madame Vandersexxx. Safeword is “Fluggaenkoecchicebolsen.”
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Posted on 2/9/19 at 8:06 pm to thetigerfan
One word....Space Cakes!
Posted on 2/9/19 at 8:07 pm to thetigerfan
Go to whore lane or whatever they call it and buy one out of a window.
Maybe by now they have a vending machine like Carvana.
Maybe by now they have a vending machine like Carvana.
Posted on 2/9/19 at 8:15 pm to thetigerfan
First go to a place called the Lichaam Condoom Winkel and then hit the red light district.
Posted on 2/9/19 at 8:19 pm to thetigerfan
Check out Proeflokaal Arendsnest if you are into craft beer.
Posted on 2/9/19 at 8:32 pm to gthog61
I planned to do several touristy things, but then I got really really really high with some Arab Jews from NY.
Learn to roll a joint with some long arse papers.
As said, 50 euros for 20 minutes, whether an OT 9 or OT 2. Haggle on additional time; they'll ask for another 50 but take 20. Also, find a chick that doesn't have a rough eastern European type standing outside. My hooker was just a student trying to earn her some tuition money.
The casino has a dress code, so you can't go play poker in sweatpants and a hoodie. It closes at midnight, so don't rely on public transportation if you stay till it closes. Playing cards in a different language is a good experience.
Get a daily or weekly pass for the trams and shite.
If you like french fries, you're going to be in heaven.
Bring a good arse umbrella.
Watch out for black people: they are either thieves or drug dealers. This was the warning I got from the lady at our hotel when I checked in with my black friend. Suprisingly, I saw two black dudes: one tried to sell me coke and the other tried to pickpocket my arse. It was ironic.
Watch out for the bicycles. They'll smoke your arse if you get in the way.
Schiphol is a little ways from city centre. Plan for a train ride after you land.
Get a milkshake if you go to the Bulldog.
Find the cool arse bar that everybody sounds American while singing shite like Sweet Caroline. It's fun when you find out that most don't speak English after singing like your neighbor.
Good looking hookers, of all nationalities, everywhere. Be picky and browse. It'll be one of those times that you won't want to sit on the bench during shopping time.
Don't eat the whole box of mushrooms. Americans are overzealous with the magic mushrooms.
You can stay outside of city centre to save some money or stay in a nicer hotel for the same money. Traveling is cheap and easy within the city. European cities have pretty decent public transportation systems.
That's all I can think of right now. I'll add if I remember anything.
Learn to roll a joint with some long arse papers.
As said, 50 euros for 20 minutes, whether an OT 9 or OT 2. Haggle on additional time; they'll ask for another 50 but take 20. Also, find a chick that doesn't have a rough eastern European type standing outside. My hooker was just a student trying to earn her some tuition money.
The casino has a dress code, so you can't go play poker in sweatpants and a hoodie. It closes at midnight, so don't rely on public transportation if you stay till it closes. Playing cards in a different language is a good experience.
Get a daily or weekly pass for the trams and shite.
If you like french fries, you're going to be in heaven.
Bring a good arse umbrella.
Watch out for black people: they are either thieves or drug dealers. This was the warning I got from the lady at our hotel when I checked in with my black friend. Suprisingly, I saw two black dudes: one tried to sell me coke and the other tried to pickpocket my arse. It was ironic.
Watch out for the bicycles. They'll smoke your arse if you get in the way.
Schiphol is a little ways from city centre. Plan for a train ride after you land.
Get a milkshake if you go to the Bulldog.
Find the cool arse bar that everybody sounds American while singing shite like Sweet Caroline. It's fun when you find out that most don't speak English after singing like your neighbor.
Good looking hookers, of all nationalities, everywhere. Be picky and browse. It'll be one of those times that you won't want to sit on the bench during shopping time.
Don't eat the whole box of mushrooms. Americans are overzealous with the magic mushrooms.
You can stay outside of city centre to save some money or stay in a nicer hotel for the same money. Traveling is cheap and easy within the city. European cities have pretty decent public transportation systems.
That's all I can think of right now. I'll add if I remember anything.
Posted on 2/9/19 at 8:33 pm to thetigerfan
I would eat some shrooms and buy a hooker or 3
Posted on 2/9/19 at 8:46 pm to TSLG
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As said, 50 euros for 20 minutes, whether an OT 9 or OT 2. Haggle on additional time; they'll ask for another 50 but take 20. Also, find a chick that doesn't have a rough eastern European type standing outside. My hooker was just a student trying to earn her some tuition money.
What a perv
Posted on 2/9/19 at 8:54 pm to thetigerfan
get some mushrooms and spend a few hours in the Vondelpark. i would recommend noon to 5 ish. you'll thank me later.
Posted on 2/9/19 at 8:54 pm to thetigerfan
Go to Amnesia. You’re welcome.
Posted on 2/9/19 at 8:56 pm to blueboy
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Have one of those waffle caramel thing
stroopwafel
Posted on 2/9/19 at 8:59 pm to blueboy
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Waffle caramel things
Stroopwaffel (syrup waffle): two thin waffle wafers with a caramel type of syrup sandwiched in between. Most definitely eat these as much as your dentist will allow.
Posted on 2/9/19 at 9:02 pm to G Vice
Went there the last time for the Milleniem 2000. Fricking crazy
Try the Hill Street Blues Bar.
Try the Hill Street Blues Bar.
Posted on 2/9/19 at 9:11 pm to thetigerfan
Eat at The Seafood Bar
Posted on 2/9/19 at 9:11 pm to thetigerfan
Window shopping
Posted on 2/9/19 at 9:11 pm to TSLG
Watch out for the bicycles. They'll smoke your arse if you get in the way.
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This times 100. I had always heard about how many people in Amsterdam ride bicycles but you can't even grasp how overwhelming it is until you go there. Watch out at all times for people on bicycles. They are not fooling around.
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This times 100. I had always heard about how many people in Amsterdam ride bicycles but you can't even grasp how overwhelming it is until you go there. Watch out at all times for people on bicycles. They are not fooling around.
Posted on 2/9/19 at 9:33 pm to thetigerfan
Hookers and weed. Duh.
Posted on 2/9/19 at 9:42 pm to DeafJam73
I feel like I should edit my post since they moved it to a classier spot.
Sorry, travel board. We're a bit uncouth over at the OT.
Sorry, travel board. We're a bit uncouth over at the OT.
Posted on 2/10/19 at 11:11 am to chinese58
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Ride a bicycle.
More to the point, don't get run over by a bicycle. Better have your head on a swivel because they are unforgiving.
Posted on 2/11/19 at 12:24 pm to thetigerfan
I went two years ago and am going back again in April for King's Day.
The Heineken experience was pretty cool, tour of the original brewery. Was like $20 I think.
Rijksmuseum and Van Gogh museum are a must IMO.
Albert Cuyp Market is a cool food/street market that is worth checking out. Get you a stroopwafel.
I definitely recommend some late night Wok to Walk for your late night hunger cravings.
Foodhallen was a really cool food hall.
Obviously stop by the red light district and go to some coffee houses.
The Heineken experience was pretty cool, tour of the original brewery. Was like $20 I think.
Rijksmuseum and Van Gogh museum are a must IMO.
Albert Cuyp Market is a cool food/street market that is worth checking out. Get you a stroopwafel.
I definitely recommend some late night Wok to Walk for your late night hunger cravings.
Foodhallen was a really cool food hall.
Obviously stop by the red light district and go to some coffee houses.
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