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indianswim
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It's Gourd Season
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Sorry I double posted and this one came out blank originally.

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I don’t know about you, but I can’t wait to get my hands on some fricking gourds and arrange them in a horn-shaped basket on my dining room table. That shite is going to look so seasonal. I’m about to head up to the attic right now to find that wicker fricker, dust it off, and jam it with an insanely ornate assortment of shellacked vegetables. When my guests come over it’s gonna be like, BLAMMO! Check out my shellacked decorative vegetables, a-holes. Guess what season it is — fricking fall. There’s a nip in the air and my house is full of mutant fricking squash.


More in article. Pretty funny stuff.
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re: It's Gourd Season
I swear, my wife keeps the local gourd market in business this time of year.

I don't see why they are decorations....


indianswim
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re: It's Gourd Season
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I swear, my wife keeps the local gourd market in business this time of year.



My mom, too. That woman wastes so much money on stupid decorative crap.


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TigerGrad2011
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re: It's Gourd Season
Hey, is it gourd season?


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Boudreaux35
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re: It's Gourd Season
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I swear, my wife keeps the local gourd market in business this time of year.



Are you gonna post pics of your wife's gourds?


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tigerbutt
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re: It's Gourd Season
WTF are you posting shite like this in here for?


GetBackToWork
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I swear, my wife keeps the local gourd market in business this time of year.

I don't see why they are decorations....


I don't think she believes its just a decoration.

Image: http://farm5.staticflickr.com/4049/5157253966_ac65378cd6_z.jpg


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indianswim
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re: It's Gourd Season
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WTF are you posting shite like this in here for?



Kindly tell me which board this should go on.

And GFY.


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TigerstuckinMS
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I don't see why they are decorations....

So you don't have to eat the disgusting things.


SamuelClemens
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re: It's Gourd Season
I'm going to a pumpkin festival in the N GA mountains this weekend.


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ksayetiger
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So you don't have to eat the disgusting things.






I love me sone pumpkin, squash, and anything that resembles them.


TigerstuckinMS
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I love me sone pumpkin, squash, and anything that resembles them.

Good news! I won't touch them, so there's more for you.


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el Gaucho
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re: It's Gourd Season
When I was in elementary school they made us sing this song called "follow the drinking gourd" in some bs play about the Underground Railroad

So yes, indoctrination in schools has been going on a while


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