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Ukraines trained dolphins and seals have defected to Russia...Putin scores again
Posted on 3/26/14 at 12:18 pm
Posted on 3/26/14 at 12:18 pm
When even the creatures of the sea under the command of mighty Neptune have defected to your side...
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Ukraine's secret unit of spy dolphins and seals have defected to Russia and are now swimming under Kremlin orders, officials revealed today. The Army has been using the underwater mammals since the 70s, and they remained under Ukrainian command after the collapse of the Soviet Union. The bottlenose dolphins are trained to hunt for mines, plant bombs on hostile ships or attack enemy divers with special knives or pistols fixed to their heads.
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Posted on 3/26/14 at 12:21 pm to CptBengal
Posted on 3/26/14 at 12:22 pm to constant cough
gymnasts, dolphins, whatever...all love them some putin.
Posted on 3/26/14 at 12:25 pm to constant cough
And he's cleaning up the beaches too!
Posted on 3/26/14 at 12:25 pm to CptBengal
Posted on 3/26/14 at 12:53 pm to CptBengal
This is when you know its real.
Posted on 3/26/14 at 2:17 pm to CptBengal
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or attack enemy divers with special knives or pistols fixed to their heads.
el-oh-el
Posted on 3/26/14 at 3:07 pm to idlewatcher
Man now Putin is bullying the dolphins. This dude is some kind of weak arse mofo. Not nearly as strong as our leader who can draw awesome, awe inspiring lines...
Posted on 3/26/14 at 3:15 pm to Mid Iowa Tiger
I watched a Discovery channel show on this many years ago and apparently we have trained dolphins that swim around our fleets with long needles attached to ther noses. The needles have inflatable bags and if they find any commie divers around our ships they stab them with the huge needle and it deploys the air bag rocketing them to the surface. The show also said that the Russians have trained killer whales that will kill any divers found around the Russian fleet. It was a pretty interesting show. I don't know which way would be worse to go.
Posted on 3/26/14 at 3:22 pm to CptBengal
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The bottlenose dolphins are trained to hunt for mines, plant bombs on hostile ships or attack enemy divers with special knives or pistols fixed to their heads.
The question Putin might want to first consider is whether or not they are trained to act as double agents.
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