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re: Help with a goal statement on a resume

Posted on 1/29/13 at 3:48 pm to
Posted by Slinger16
Not Louisiana
Member since Jun 2007
21866 posts
Posted on 1/29/13 at 3:48 pm to
I'd go with something like "I am here to dominate. Prepare your anus."
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 1/29/13 at 4:11 pm to
I would also get rid of the objective/goal statement.

Besides, if you're applying as an intern everyone knows your goal - to build your resume for later.
Posted by VABuckeye
Naples, FL
Member since Dec 2007
35473 posts
Posted on 1/29/13 at 4:15 pm to
quote:

I'd go with something like "I am here to dominate. Prepare your anus."


I've always thought that King of the World was a pretty good goal.
Posted by AngryBeavers
Member since Jun 2012
4554 posts
Posted on 1/29/13 at 4:40 pm to
quote:

probably from a theater or english major working in HR


This.

Go around HR whenever possible and get in contact with the person hiring. It's tough sometimes but can be done.
Posted by Siderophore
Member since Nov 2010
3338 posts
Posted on 1/29/13 at 5:22 pm to
Skip with objective.

Replace it with a summary where you highlight the aspects of your resume that reflects your education/experiences that they are looking for in the position.

I had a resume with an objective.

Not a single returned contact after 30 attempts.

Replaced it with a summary (usually tweaked to be specific for the position) and I got at least a phone interview within a week at every position.
This post was edited on 1/29/13 at 5:25 pm
Posted by jso0003
Member since Jun 2009
5170 posts
Posted on 1/29/13 at 6:30 pm to
2x what siderophere, and a summary is much easier to tailor to a specific application than an objective.
Posted by Siderophore
Member since Nov 2010
3338 posts
Posted on 1/29/13 at 7:07 pm to
Another pro tip that is often overlooked is to use key words where applicable.

If you basically already say you have the attributes/experience they are looking for, make sure you state it in terms of how the listing put it.

Remember, you are trying to set yourself apart from a massive piles so that the door is open for you to work with.

Every little bit helps.
Posted by GimmieSomeGlitter
GreenBOW ALABAMA!
Member since Aug 2011
491 posts
Posted on 1/29/13 at 8:38 pm to
Don't use it, when I look at resumes I smirk when I see and objective statement. We don't care, we just want to known if your smart enough and can be a good asset to the company.

Posted by bunky
Portland, Ore.
Member since Jul 2011
4639 posts
Posted on 1/29/13 at 9:31 pm to
I've tossed the "goal/objective" for a "skills keywords" section to help beat resume parsing programs, as well as displaying keyword about what I can do in the lab. (i'm a scientist)
Posted by Siderophore
Member since Nov 2010
3338 posts
Posted on 1/29/13 at 9:39 pm to
I stared in disbelief when an online form submission required one.
Posted by bunky
Portland, Ore.
Member since Jul 2011
4639 posts
Posted on 1/29/13 at 9:43 pm to
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I stared in disbelief when an online form submission required one.



I fricking can't stand it when they ask you to upload a .pdf then ask you to reenter all of the same crap.
Posted by Siderophore
Member since Nov 2010
3338 posts
Posted on 1/29/13 at 9:54 pm to
It's like they just use it to parse the contact info from.

And nothing else.

The worst part is when it's heavily segmented and they ask the same question 2-3 times but phrased slightly differently.
Posted by TigerTatorTots
The Safeshore
Member since Jul 2009
80755 posts
Posted on 1/29/13 at 10:02 pm to
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Help with a goal statement on a resume
WTF is this?

Education
Jobs/Experience
Activties in school since you are a recent grad
Honors/Awards


DONE
Posted by Siderophore
Member since Nov 2010
3338 posts
Posted on 1/29/13 at 10:30 pm to
I actually had to google the son of the bitch to have a clue what they were looking for.

I mean, isn't it self explanatory?


Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19239 posts
Posted on 1/29/13 at 10:44 pm to
I think it's good to have one, but the one you use is long, yet somehow very vague. I would go with "to obtain an offer as a xxx intern". Simple and to the point. If you have a specific company in mind, add "with xxx company".
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19239 posts
Posted on 1/29/13 at 10:46 pm to
quote:

We just want to know if your smart enough


I smirked
Posted by Siderophore
Member since Nov 2010
3338 posts
Posted on 1/29/13 at 10:54 pm to
I didn't get that far.

I smirked at the usage of "and" in place of "an" earlier in the post.

Decided to let it go though
Posted by Zilla
Member since Jul 2005
10599 posts
Posted on 1/29/13 at 10:57 pm to
BaconisMeatCandy is a known Identity thief, just sayin...
Posted by GREENHEAD22
Member since Nov 2009
19583 posts
Posted on 1/29/13 at 11:04 pm to
Yea I sent it then immediately kicked myself for not editing my info. Hopefully he is a straight shooter and not a secret deep web agent.
Posted by GimmieSomeGlitter
GreenBOW ALABAMA!
Member since Aug 2011
491 posts
Posted on 1/30/13 at 8:15 am to
Well that's what happens when you type on a iPad with auto correct. I've had to edit more posts in the past few days because of this thing.
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