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the Property Brothers drinking game

Posted on 11/29/12 at 2:08 pm
Posted by Rohan2Reed
Member since Nov 2003
75674 posts
Posted on 11/29/12 at 2:08 pm
Anybody else play this?

Drink when they say crown molding, backsplash or stainless steel appliances. Drink if they refer to a room as a spa or an oasis. Drink when somebody mentions Jonathan's hair.

You catch a 3-hour marathon and you'll be fricking shite-faced.
Posted by Ash Williams
South of i-10
Member since May 2009
18144 posts
Posted on 11/29/12 at 2:12 pm to
why would i want to wait 3 hours to get shite faced when i can do it in 30 minutes every night by chugging whiskey and cry myself to sleep?
This post was edited on 11/29/12 at 2:12 pm
Posted by etm512
Mandeville, LA
Member since Aug 2005
20739 posts
Posted on 11/29/12 at 2:18 pm to
shite you could be tanked on one show with those rules.

Here's a few more that we can put in there:

- Take a drink for every room in a completely shitty house that they dont even touch during the renovation

- Take a drink for every $1000 the couple buys the house for over Drew's initial usually shitty estimate

- Take a drink every time Jonathan bitches about the couple making changes during the renovation
Posted by AlexLSU
Member since Jan 2005
25341 posts
Posted on 11/29/12 at 2:36 pm to
Sticking with the HGTV theme, but this time for Love it or List it. Every time a couple is disappointed in either David's listing or Hilary's renovation, butt chug.
Posted by Rohan2Reed
Member since Nov 2003
75674 posts
Posted on 11/29/12 at 2:41 pm to
quote:

Here's a few more that we can put in there:

- Take a drink for every room in a completely shitty house that they dont even touch during the renovation

- Take a drink for every $1000 the couple buys the house for over Drew's initial usually shitty estimate

- Take a drink every time Jonathan bitches about the couple making changes during the renovation


I like em. This show is so formulaic we could make rules to where you're basically taking a drink every 15 seconds.
Posted by Rohan2Reed
Member since Nov 2003
75674 posts
Posted on 11/29/12 at 2:42 pm to
quote:

Sticking with the HGTV theme, but this time for Love it or List it. Every time a couple is disappointed in either David's listing or Hilary's renovation, butt chug.


Drink every time they show David using his laptop on the hood of his car.
Posted by etm512
Mandeville, LA
Member since Aug 2005
20739 posts
Posted on 11/29/12 at 2:48 pm to
Yep. I just really dont understand how they only removate not even half of a house that is a complete disaster. Really bothers me.
Posted by iheartlsu
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
27725 posts
Posted on 11/29/12 at 2:50 pm to
Drink one sec for every $50,000 that their show model dream home is over their shitty budget
Posted by AlexLSU
Member since Jan 2005
25341 posts
Posted on 11/29/12 at 2:54 pm to
I love it when couples' budgets are completely fricked by the inevitable, yet always unanticipated, structural issue.

"I know you guys wanted a finished basement, new floors throughout, and an updated kitchen, but the support beams in your attic needed to be replaced and absorbed 90% of your budget."
Posted by Rohan2Reed
Member since Nov 2003
75674 posts
Posted on 11/29/12 at 4:34 pm to
Yeah that always act so heart broken and disappointed. Hey! You bought a fricking 110 year-old home .. of course you're going to have deep-seeded issues you're going to run in to.
Posted by Teddy Ruxpin
Member since Oct 2006
39545 posts
Posted on 11/29/12 at 5:03 pm to
quote:

- Take a drink every time Jonathan bitches about the couple making changes during the renovation


Excuse me, Sir, but I believe the correct nomenclature is "reno," not "renovation," and yes, you should drink when they utter "reno."
Posted by Rohan2Reed
Member since Nov 2003
75674 posts
Posted on 11/29/12 at 5:11 pm to
reno
Posted by Rohan2Reed
Member since Nov 2003
75674 posts
Posted on 11/29/12 at 11:27 pm to
add "lots of natural light" and "hardwood floors throughout" to the list
Posted by RandySavage
Member since May 2012
30806 posts
Posted on 11/30/12 at 9:08 am to
Are you drinking Martini's or Cosmopolitan's while playing this game? Seriously there are guys that watch this show?
Posted by GeauxTGRZ
PTal
Member since Oct 2005
4768 posts
Posted on 11/30/12 at 9:27 am to
"it is going to open up the room"
"great for entertaining"
Posted by Haydo
DTX
Member since Jul 2011
2942 posts
Posted on 11/30/12 at 10:59 am to
What bothers me the most is that these guys make every. single. house. the same!! They have ZERO imagination. Take down a wall here, open up the kitchen there, granite countertops, hardwood floors, ugly, cheap moder furniture with Pier 1 decorations all over the place blah blah blah. Try something different for crying out loud.
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
64027 posts
Posted on 11/30/12 at 11:43 am to
Don't forget "space" and "entertaining"
Posted by Brettesaurus Rex
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2009
38259 posts
Posted on 1/25/13 at 9:40 am to
All you have to do is drink when they say "open concept" and you'll be hammered in an episode and a half
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
118789 posts
Posted on 1/25/13 at 9:54 am to
Posted by LosLobos111
Austere
Member since Feb 2011
45385 posts
Posted on 1/25/13 at 10:14 am to
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RandySavage


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