re: Taking a shite outdoors

I have TP in the blind bag and my deer hunting back pack

This reminds me, my blind bag roll is getting low.

It's definitely a hit with my buddies

Never done that, if I've got to crap in a climber that means I'm bow hunting, which means I probably won't kill a deer anyway because I'm a horrible shot, which means I'm going my arse to the house

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This thread deserves a sticky.

Buddy of mine that I grew up with had an awful habit of having to shite in public; I'll list his most memorable moments.

1) Had to go at an LSU game (blowout game and we left at halftime) and decided to drop one on his ex's windshield.
2) Had to go at LSU golf course and dropped one in the cup on #11
3) Had to go when we were at the beach, dug a hole in the sand dunes and buried it like a cat.
4) Had to go at the LSU golf course again, but realized he shite his pants on the practice putting green... Shook his leg of his shorts and left it on the cart path.

I'll add that there is nothing worse than having to go during teal season while hunting in the marsh. Wade out of smelling range, find stable ground, drop waders, avoid the turd from hitting your waders, fall down when you think you hear a gator, rip boxers to have TP, wipe with wet boxers, wade back to blind, realize your arse got eaten by skeeters

ETA: We don't hunt together

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I was lightning climbing down fast but it hit me all the sudden and I couldn't hold it and about 6 feet of the ground took a monster shak

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jump in water and hope its not a floater

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This was my most shameful moment in the outdoors. A rare trip (for me) to the near rigs and nature called. "Hey everybody, it's hot so how about a quick swim to cool off". I ended up with a herd of floaters all around the boat. The wif was appalled, my buddy couldn't stop laughing. Never again.

As an aside there is a small island on the edge of the Sulfur Mine that we have named "Sock Island" for the time my father in law left his socks (and more) there.

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Never do anything outdoors without packing TP.

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Yep the outdoors that