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Taliban Quits Twitter To Protest Return Of Trump

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Taliban Quits Twitter To Protest Return Of Trump



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KANDAHAR, AFGHANISTAN — Individuals and organizations are quitting Twitter in droves to protest Elon Musk's "recklessly violent" decision to reinstate Donald Trump's Twitter account, chief among them the Taliban.

The legitimate government's final tweet read, "So long, and thanks for all the American weapons!"

"Long has Twitter served as a safe haven of free speech for North Korea, Iran, Al Qaeda, and ourselves," said Taliban Spokesman Badrash Onmyrhir, still tired from a long day of lashing young women for daring to remove their head scarves. "But with Trump's return to the platform, we no longer feel safe from his violent and hurtful tweets."

North Korean Press Secretary, Hae Yu Suk applauded the Taliban's decision, saying: "We, The Democratic People's Republic of Korea have followed The Taliban's courageous gesture and have quit Twitter for fears that allowing a violent lunatic access to the free speech platform may lead to the deaths of millions."

Al Qaeda is reportedly up in the air about quitting Twitter, stating legitimate fears that Trump's mean tweets could reign terror upon the world, while at the same time recognizing Twitter as a powerful tool for recruiting suicide bombers.


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At publishing time, the Taliban had already resumed using Twitter, stating in a tweet, "After pausing for much of the weekend to assess our concerns, The Taliban is resuming its activity on Twitter as we continue to monitor the situation."


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Taliban Spokesman Badrash Onmyrhir


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North Korean Press Secretary, Hae Yu Suk




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This isn’t as funny as they think (although the names are golden) .

Actual terrorist organizations haven’t been suspended from Twitter while American normies get booted for questioning the origins of Covid or somebody’s pretend pronouns. That really happened. Not satire.

Musk was the best thing to happen to that dumpster fire.
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"So long, and thanks for all the American weapons!"

I see what they did there....


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I knew it had be the Bee but in todays clown world of up is down, you never really know…


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It will be nice to call out members of Hezbollah and the Taliban that were protected by Twitter for the last 10 years.


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Actual terrorist organizations haven’t been suspended from Twitter while American normies get booted for questioning the origins of Covid or somebody’s pretend pronouns. That really happened. Not satire


That’s literally the entire joke…..


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Actual terrorist organizations haven’t been suspended from Twitter while American normies get booted for questioning the origins of Covid or somebody’s pretend pronouns. That really happened. Not satire.


Uhhhhh


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I was 95% sure that this was the Bee but the fact that this could be real is a sad indictment of the world.


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Ironic how all of America’s enemies have one thing in common. They all hate Trump. Not dislike the man, but literally hate his guts. I wonder why that is.




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Babylon bee is gold when it comes to woke stuff.


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Actual terrorist organizations haven’t been suspended from Twitter while American normies get booted for questioning the origins of Covid or somebody’s pretend pronouns. That really happened. Not satire.


Yep. When I got the email notice that my account was going to be terminated for posting about the BLM shooting in Baton Rouge, I pointed this out. I even linked an open account from one of the groups that was organizing a "protest" on Twitter.

I was told in very "Progressive" terms, that they never spread disinformation. Welp....


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I was told in very "Progressive" terms, that they never spread disinformation. Welp....


Everything I don’t like is disinformation!!!


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This isn’t as funny as they think (although the names are golden) .

Actual terrorist organizations haven’t been suspended from Twitter while American normies get booted for questioning the origins of Covid or somebody’s pretend pronouns

That's why it's funny. It's dark humor.


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