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Taliban Quits Twitter To Protest Return Of Trump
Posted by goofball
on 11/24/22 at 6:57 am
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Taliban Quits Twitter To Protest Return Of Trump
Babylon Bee News Desk
KANDAHAR, AFGHANISTAN — Individuals and organizations are quitting Twitter in droves to protest Elon Musk's "recklessly violent" decision to reinstate Donald Trump's Twitter account, chief among them the Taliban.
The legitimate government's final tweet read, "So long, and thanks for all the American weapons!"
"Long has Twitter served as a safe haven of free speech for North Korea, Iran, Al Qaeda, and ourselves," said Taliban Spokesman Badrash Onmyrhir, still tired from a long day of lashing young women for daring to remove their head scarves. "But with Trump's return to the platform, we no longer feel safe from his violent and hurtful tweets."
North Korean Press Secretary, Hae Yu Suk applauded the Taliban's decision, saying: "We, The Democratic People's Republic of Korea have followed The Taliban's courageous gesture and have quit Twitter for fears that allowing a violent lunatic access to the free speech platform may lead to the deaths of millions."
Al Qaeda is reportedly up in the air about quitting Twitter, stating legitimate fears that Trump's mean tweets could reign terror upon the world, while at the same time recognizing Twitter as a powerful tool for recruiting suicide bombers.
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At publishing time, the Taliban had already resumed using Twitter, stating in a tweet, "After pausing for much of the weekend to assess our concerns, The Taliban is resuming its activity on Twitter as we continue to monitor the situation."
re: Taliban Quits Twitter To Protest Return Of TrumpPosted by Bestbank Tiger 
on 11/24/22 at 7:00 am to goofball
on 11/24/22 at 7:00 am to goofballquote:
Taliban Spokesman Badrash Onmyrhir
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North Korean Press Secretary, Hae Yu Suk
re: Taliban Quits Twitter To Protest Return Of TrumpPosted by frequent flyer on 11/24/22 at 7:01 am to goofball
on 11/24/22 at 7:01 am to goofballThis isn’t as funny as they think (although the names are golden) .
Actual terrorist organizations haven’t been suspended from Twitter while American normies get booted for questioning the origins of Covid or somebody’s pretend pronouns. That really happened. Not satire.
Musk was the best thing to happen to that dumpster fire.
Actual terrorist organizations haven’t been suspended from Twitter while American normies get booted for questioning the origins of Covid or somebody’s pretend pronouns. That really happened. Not satire.
Musk was the best thing to happen to that dumpster fire.
This post was edited on 11/24 at 7:02 am
re: Taliban Quits Twitter To Protest Return Of TrumpPosted by Richard Grayson on 11/24/22 at 7:55 am to frequent flyer
on 11/24/22 at 7:55 am to frequent flyerquote:
Actual terrorist organizations haven’t been suspended from Twitter while American normies get booted for questioning the origins of Covid or somebody’s pretend pronouns. That really happened. Not satire
That’s literally the entire joke…..
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re: Taliban Quits Twitter To Protest Return Of TrumpPosted by bbap on 11/24/22 at 7:58 am to frequent flyer
quote:
Actual terrorist organizations haven’t been suspended from Twitter while American normies get booted for questioning the origins of Covid or somebody’s pretend pronouns. That really happened. Not satire.
Uhhhhh
re: Taliban Quits Twitter To Protest Return Of TrumpPosted by Mike da Tigah on 11/24/22 at 9:27 am to goofball
Ironic how all of America’s enemies have one thing in common. They all hate Trump. Not dislike the man, but literally hate his guts. I wonder why that is.
re: Taliban Quits Twitter To Protest Return Of TrumpPosted by kywildcatfanone 
on 11/24/22 at 9:35 am to Bestbank Tiger
on 11/24/22 at 9:35 am to Bestbank TigerBabylon bee is gold when it comes to woke stuff.
re: Taliban Quits Twitter To Protest Return Of TrumpPosted by EZE Tiger Fan on 11/24/22 at 9:45 am to frequent flyer
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Actual terrorist organizations haven’t been suspended from Twitter while American normies get booted for questioning the origins of Covid or somebody’s pretend pronouns. That really happened. Not satire.
Yep. When I got the email notice that my account was going to be terminated for posting about the BLM shooting in Baton Rouge, I pointed this out. I even linked an open account from one of the groups that was organizing a "protest" on Twitter.
I was told in very "Progressive" terms, that they never spread disinformation. Welp....
re: Taliban Quits Twitter To Protest Return Of TrumpPosted by dewster on 11/24/22 at 10:31 am to EZE Tiger Fan
on 11/24/22 at 10:31 am to EZE Tiger Fanquote:
I was told in very "Progressive" terms, that they never spread disinformation. Welp....
Everything I don’t like is disinformation!!!
re: Taliban Quits Twitter To Protest Return Of TrumpPosted by Barbellthor on 11/24/22 at 1:42 pm to frequent flyer
on 11/24/22 at 1:42 pm to frequent flyerquote:
This isn’t as funny as they think (although the names are golden) .
Actual terrorist organizations haven’t been suspended from Twitter while American normies get booted for questioning the origins of Covid or somebody’s pretend pronouns
That's why it's funny. It's dark humor.
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