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Utah man trying to kill spider with a lighter starts wildfire...

Posted on 8/2/22 at 2:32 pm
Posted by Lonnie Utah
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Member since Jul 2012
23834 posts
Posted on 8/2/22 at 2:32 pm
Utah man trying to kill spider with a lighter starts wildfire

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SPRINGVILLE — A wildfire near Springville, which police say was started by a man who claimed he was trying to kill a spider Monday afternoon, is now 10% contained, according to firefighters.

Cory Allan Martin, 26, of Draper, was arrested Monday evening on suspicion of reckless burning, as well as possession of a controlled substance and drug paraphernalia, according to Utah County Jail records.


Even the Gov. pilled on.



Edit: To add firefighting photos...







This post was edited on 8/2/22 at 2:38 pm
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13253 posts
Posted on 8/2/22 at 2:33 pm to
Well, how else do you kill a spider?
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
23834 posts
Posted on 8/2/22 at 2:34 pm to
quote:

Well, how else do you kill a spider?


Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89453 posts
Posted on 8/2/22 at 2:37 pm to
His heart was in the right place. He probably did kill a lot of spiders and a few snakes (with fire, at that), at the very least. So, it's not all negative.
Posted by CamdenTiger
Member since Aug 2009
62355 posts
Posted on 8/2/22 at 2:44 pm to
I know plenty of women that would applaud his efforts
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
Member since Jan 2012
78824 posts
Posted on 8/2/22 at 2:45 pm to
Hope they send him a bill. Jail time until he pays it off.
Posted by DarkDrifter
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2011
2854 posts
Posted on 8/2/22 at 2:49 pm to
quote:

Utah man trying to kill spider with a lighter starts wildfire...



He definitely posts here...
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
53662 posts
Posted on 8/2/22 at 3:11 pm to
Do you realize how close to the spider you would have to get to kill it with a lighter?
Posted by HeadSlash
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Member since Aug 2006
49463 posts
Posted on 8/2/22 at 3:15 pm to
Posted by cardswinagain
Member since Jun 2013
11865 posts
Posted on 8/2/22 at 3:32 pm to


Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
11255 posts
Posted on 8/2/22 at 3:45 pm to
At least he wasn’t trying to light a fart.
Posted by TigerintheNO
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2004
41146 posts
Posted on 8/2/22 at 4:23 pm to
quote:

Well, how else do you kill a spider?



He could have used the jar of marijuana he had with him.
Posted by Jesco
Houston
Member since May 2022
160 posts
Posted on 8/2/22 at 4:29 pm to
That Raid works great. Especially if you hold a lighter up to it while spraying.
Posted by dgnx6
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
68314 posts
Posted on 8/2/22 at 4:33 pm to
climate change strikes again.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
66875 posts
Posted on 8/2/22 at 5:04 pm to
:was that wrong gif:
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54595 posts
Posted on 8/2/22 at 5:10 pm to
Just 40 acres, is that enough to be sure the spider was dead?

40 acres, did he kill a mule?
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