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Postmates releases 'bottom menu' for Pride
Posted on 7/4/22 at 1:59 pm
Posted on 7/4/22 at 1:59 pm
LINK
Video in the link- the world has lost its mind
Video in the link- the world has lost its mind
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"If you're a top, it seems like you can eat whatever you want," says the ad narrator, comedian Rob Anderson. "But if you're a bottom, you're expected to starve? Not this Pride!" The tops are portrayed as eggplants and bottoms as peaches, of course.
quote:
The ad goes on to list some foods that a bottom should avoid in the day before sex — like whole grains, cauliflower, and legumes — that contain insoluble fiber. This means they can't dissolve in water, and are harder to flush out...if you catch my drift. Instead, Postmates and Dr. Goldstein recommend foods with soluble fiber and protein, such as white rice, citrus, and fish, as these digest easily and slowly. The menu will offer "bottom-friendly" dishes from restaurants in New York and Los Angeles.
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Posted on 7/4/22 at 2:00 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
Published June 9th
Posted on 7/4/22 at 2:01 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
How many times are we gonna have to see this frickin post?
Posted on 7/4/22 at 2:03 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
Only a month late with this thread. 
Posted on 7/4/22 at 2:04 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
This is a month old baw
Posted on 7/4/22 at 2:09 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
This is so German Bismark was a junge when it was news.
Posted on 7/4/22 at 2:10 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
I thought we didn't have to hear anything else about gay buttsex now that it is July.
Posted on 7/4/22 at 2:12 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
figs are disgusting.
Posted on 7/4/22 at 2:13 pm to LRB1967
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I thought we didn't have to hear anything else about gay buttsex now that it is July.
Don’t worry. Those most likely to complain about it will dig up a month-old article to have something to talk about in July.
Posted on 7/4/22 at 2:15 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
July ain't pride month. Why would you give that dumb shite attention for longer than necessary?
Posted on 7/4/22 at 3:31 pm to IAmNERD
Because July is the month for ULTRA PRIDE!
Posted on 7/4/22 at 3:37 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
quote:
"If you're a top, it seems like you can eat whatever you want," says the ad narrator, comedian Rob Anderson. "But if you're a bottom, you're expected to starve? Not this Pride!" The tops are portrayed as eggplants and bottoms as peaches, of course.
That's racist.
Posted on 7/4/22 at 4:29 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
They never ask the monkey what he ate, they just poke away.
Posted on 7/4/22 at 4:34 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
Posted on 7/4/22 at 5:41 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
quote:
quote:
The world has lost its mind
The ad goes on to list some foods that a bottom [Sodomite] should avoid in the day before [Anal-Ramjet] sex — like whole grains, cauliflower, and legumes — that contain insoluble fiber. This means they can't dissolve in water, and are harder to flush out...if you catch my drift.
Instead, Postmates and Dr. Goldstein nee ["Analstein"] recommend foods with soluble fiber and protein, such as white rice, citrus, and fish, as these digest easily and slowly.
The menu will offer "bottom-friendly" dishes from restaurants in New York and Los Angeles.
"Bottom Menu", my azz.
smdh @9000 RPMs.
CONFIRMED: The world HAS lost its mind. x1000
Wild guess:
NOT in Emily Post's 1922 book on social Etiquette.
Posted on 7/4/22 at 7:27 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
I don’t even understand what that means.
Posted on 7/4/22 at 8:06 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
That's vile. A menu for foods that won't leak out of your arse after you get pounded. Wow.
Is there a food that prevents arse cancer and flaccid butthole? Prolly not.
Is there a food that prevents arse cancer and flaccid butthole? Prolly not.
Posted on 7/4/22 at 8:29 pm to Mingo Was His NameO
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Published June 9th
mighty quick on the trigger there Mingo. you get an early copy via insider email?
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