So, I thought I'd share my virginal thoughts after a week of Twitter...

Dearest Facebook:

What an absolute shithole of unbridled Leftist misanthropy that place is. Lol, holy balls. I can't stop myself from giggling at these lost people. And, I do have 26 followers so I am kind of a big shot now. I expect the royalties to flood in soon. I've had the reparations phonies and the abortion carnies come after me. It seems they like to talk about your children and speculate on your relative unpopularity with the blue-haired, morbidly obese Shebeasts that comprise the Twittersphere. As if, somehow, in their fetid alternate Universe, they have convinced themselves, that you in fact, covet them. You see, in their minds, they are the prize. So I've spent a lot of time trying to stifle the laughter as insult upon insult rains down upon me from this highly agitated subspecies of statistically-impossible ugly women. A highlight was this gorgeous specimen of femininity surmising that no woman would mate with me:



I feel like an anthropologist who has stumbled upon the Calcutta sewer system. It is truly a rare and special shitehole of toxically masculine women and feminized manboys with no coping skills and volcanic tempers. So, I think I'll hang around and poke them in the chest until I'm banned which should be any minute now...

Forward, bitches!