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re: Pregnant wife never wants intimacy
Posted on 9/3/21 at 11:52 pm to RazorBroncs
Posted on 9/3/21 at 11:52 pm to RazorBroncs
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Gents, it's a new world in the razorbroncs household.
I’d like to be the first to congratulate you on your accomplishment. You’re feeling what our ancestors felt when Columbus discovered the new world.
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Posted on 9/3/21 at 11:53 pm to joeyb86_
Sucks for you.
Pregnancy secks is great.
Pregnancy secks is great.
Posted on 9/3/21 at 11:53 pm to joeyb86_
Because it's not your baby. If you had 2 more inches you could get some.
Posted on 9/4/21 at 12:02 am to joeyb86_
Do you want a child?
Are you going through pregnancy?
I’m so sorry your needs aren’t being fulfilled.
Not really.
Selfish.
Are you going through pregnancy?
I’m so sorry your needs aren’t being fulfilled.
Not really.
Selfish.
Posted on 9/4/21 at 12:09 am to Eli Goldfinger
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You want to bang your gross pregnant old lady?
Call me a fig, but this is me. I make a celibacy vow for four months around the start of the third trimester. Feels too much like the kid is with us. My wife is due soon, so I'm currently in this boat.
Posted on 9/4/21 at 12:11 am to joeyb86_
Shoot one over the starboard bow
Posted on 9/4/21 at 12:12 am to HerkFlyer
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Call me a fig, but this is me. I make a celibacy vow for four months around the start of the third trimester. Feels too much like the kid is with us. My wife is due soon, so I'm currently in this boat
Me too...about halfway through I called it quits
Posted on 9/4/21 at 12:24 am to joeyb86_
Man, pregnant is about the last time any "need it" was there. Once is 4 years says this is super rare I think.
Posted on 9/4/21 at 12:27 am to HerkFlyer
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Feels too much like the kid is with us.
You have to dodge the fetal knees and elbows.
This post was edited on 9/4/21 at 12:29 am
Posted on 9/4/21 at 12:29 am to USMEagles
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Like? I've shoved knees and elbows out of the way.
Not knocking it baw(no pun intended), just not for me.
This post was edited on 9/4/21 at 12:30 am
Posted on 9/4/21 at 12:29 am to DeafJam73
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She doesn’t think she’s attractive. She thinks she’s fat and gross. You have to show her she is not. Kind of hard, but be patient.
Exactly!! Don’t tell her that you want to have sex despite the fact she’s fat and gross - just tell her you want to have sex. That you’re excited about the child you made, and you want to explore her new body. Or maybe leave out new …
Posted on 9/4/21 at 12:43 am to joeyb86_
Wait until third trimester when she is trying to induce labor.
Posted on 9/4/21 at 12:56 am to Burt Reynolds
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Wait until third trimester when she is trying to induce labor.
Meh, I'd just as soon cook her an eggplant dish and take her on a walk.
Posted on 9/4/21 at 12:58 am to joeyb86_
quote:grow up
joeyb86
Posted on 9/4/21 at 1:00 am to joeyb86_
DNA test
Posted on 9/4/21 at 1:00 am to Burt Reynolds
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Wait until third trimester when she is trying to induce labor.
Tell her to vacuum and mop
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