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A female's brain is a backlashed fishing reel.

Posted on 6/29/21 at 6:19 am
Posted by reverendotis
the jawbone of an arse
Member since Nov 2007
4959 posts
Posted on 6/29/21 at 6:19 am
This point cannot be refuted, don't waste time trying to do so.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
64987 posts
Posted on 6/29/21 at 6:20 am to
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68464 posts
Posted on 6/29/21 at 6:24 am to
True

And men have a 'nothing box'.....when women ask us what we're doing and we say 'nothing', we're speaking the truth
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
37697 posts
Posted on 6/29/21 at 6:24 am to
She catch you looking at porn on your phone? You can’t explain that to her so don’t try.
Posted by rsbd
banks of the Mississippi
Member since Jan 2007
23217 posts
Posted on 6/29/21 at 6:26 am to
How old are you????


No seriously dick how old are you???
This post was edited on 6/29/21 at 6:28 am
Posted by Horsemeat
Truckin' somewhere in the US
Member since Dec 2014
15133 posts
Posted on 6/29/21 at 6:28 am to
The 15th century called and wants their village idiot back.
Posted by Mike da Tigah
Bravo Romeo Lima Alpha
Member since Feb 2005
61358 posts
Posted on 6/29/21 at 6:30 am to
quote:

How old are you????


I’d venture to say old enough to have put aside childish notions of women and embraced reality. From one who’s had lots of experience with both women and casting an open faced Ambassador into the wind, they aren’t that different.

Posted by Animal
Member since Dec 2017
4341 posts
Posted on 6/29/21 at 6:31 am to
quote:

A female's brain is a backlashed fishing reel.


You gonna catch some "woke" shite but it sounds like wisdom to me.
Posted by reverendotis
the jawbone of an arse
Member since Nov 2007
4959 posts
Posted on 6/29/21 at 6:32 am to
50, been married 30 years. It never stops getting tangled, ever.
Posted by Solo Cam
Member since Sep 2015
34691 posts
Posted on 6/29/21 at 6:43 am to
A birds nest too. More you try to fiddle with it the more you realize it’s a lost cause and it’s best to just pick up another rod
Posted by JiminyCricket
Member since Jun 2017
5910 posts
Posted on 6/29/21 at 6:43 am to
It’s funny sometimes, I’ve been with my wife for 12 years. We started dating during high school and ended up getting married. At times when I’m annoyed with her and she’s driving me up a fricking wall, I wonder if all women are kinda crazy to a degree and it’s about how much crazy you’re willing to put up with that determines if your relationship will last. I think because I didn’t have to deal with a bunch of psychotic bitches and ridiculous tire slashing,pregnancy faking, cheating, etc relationships in college I may take my “normal” crazy wife for granted.
This post was edited on 6/29/21 at 6:45 am
Posted by rsbd
banks of the Mississippi
Member since Jan 2007
23217 posts
Posted on 6/29/21 at 6:51 am to
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50


Your about 35 years let figuring this out... women are born with a chemical imbalance
Posted by FredBear
Georgia
Member since Aug 2017
16815 posts
Posted on 6/29/21 at 6:51 am to
quote:

The 15th century called and wants their village idiot back.



You're taking the OP, and even more so yourself, way too seriously. Relax occasionally, it won't hurt
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
31954 posts
Posted on 6/29/21 at 6:54 am to
Like throwing a buzz bait into the wind...
Posted by TygerTyger
Houston
Member since Oct 2010
10729 posts
Posted on 6/29/21 at 7:04 am to
Also accurate to describe a woman’s brain:


Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
62811 posts
Posted on 6/29/21 at 7:31 am to
quote:

A birds nest too. More you try to fiddle with it the more you realize it’s a lost cause and it’s best to just pick up another rod

That's quitter talk. You have to try to pick it out for at least an hour before throwing in the towel.
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
13565 posts
Posted on 6/29/21 at 7:35 am to
Never trust anything that bleeds profusely once a month and doesn't die
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
15591 posts
Posted on 6/29/21 at 8:07 am to
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This point cannot be refuted, don't waste time trying to do so.


When my wife encountered a minor problem this morning she immediately became aggravated instead of taking 3 seconds to think and solve the problem
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
73511 posts
Posted on 6/29/21 at 8:09 am to
found a ginger brain

Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133166 posts
Posted on 6/29/21 at 8:12 am to
quote:

Relax occasionally, it won't hurt


This means something different to horsemeat.


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