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Check your 2020 Bingo Cards. Tegu lizards, ladies and gents. Tegu lizards

Posted on 12/6/20 at 11:25 pm
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
104241 posts
Posted on 12/6/20 at 11:25 pm
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An invasive species of giant lizards are cropping up in the southeastern United States.

The Argentine black-and-white tegu is a stout lizard native to South America. Populations are now established in Florida, and researchers are finding more populations in Georgia, says Amy Yackel Adams, a research ecologist with the U.S. Geological Survey.

The resilient species has been known to resist removal efforts and has some state wildlife departments worried.

When these lizards have enough resources, they can get pretty large, Yackel Adams says — but the tegus found in Georgia are less than 2 feet long on average from the snout to the tail tip.

Hundreds of tegus already live in Florida, but this summer was the first that multiple U.S. states reported tegu lizard sightings. In Georgia, 30 documented tegus have been removed from the wild. Eight tegus were removed from the wild in South Carolina this past summer, she says.




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Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
37681 posts
Posted on 12/6/20 at 11:33 pm to
Tegu nuffin
Posted by Dominate308
South Florida
Member since Jan 2013
2895 posts
Posted on 12/6/20 at 11:35 pm to
I bet they make good sausage.
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
68547 posts
Posted on 12/6/20 at 11:41 pm to
I for one welcome our new Lizard overlords.
Posted by Easye921
Mobile
Member since Jan 2013
2911 posts
Posted on 12/6/20 at 11:53 pm to
I had a red tegu a while back. Mean as shite. I remember one day my uncle came over and wanted to see it. Well it had just so happened to get out of his cage and back himself into a corner of my closet. My uncle was making fun of me because I couldn't get him back in the cage. Anyway, he told me to move and he Would get it,so he opens the closet door and takes a peek. Immediately he takes off running screaming that's not a lizard, that's fricking alligator. I sold it not long after and stuck with Great Danes going forward.
Posted by sleepytime
Member since Feb 2014
3849 posts
Posted on 12/6/20 at 11:53 pm to
Tegu arse back to Argentina!
Posted by Misnomer
Member since Apr 2020
3669 posts
Posted on 12/6/20 at 11:58 pm to
First you make a roux...



Posted by RedFoxx
New Orleans, LA
Member since Jan 2009
6610 posts
Posted on 12/7/20 at 12:00 am to


quote:

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE'RE OVERRUN BY LIZARDS?

NO PROBLEM. WE SIMPLY UNLEASH WAVE AFTER WAVE OF CHINESE NEEDLE SNAKES. THEY'LL WIPE OUT THE LIZARDS.

BUT AREN'T THE SNAKES EVEN WORSE?

YES, BUT WE'RE PREPARED FOR THAT. WE'VE LINED UP A FABULOUS TYPE OF GORILLA THAT THRIVES ON SNAKE MEAT.

THEN WE'RE STUCK WITH GORILLAS!

NO, THAT'S THE BEAUTIFUL PART. WHEN WINTERTIME ROLLS AROUND, THE GORILLAS SIMPLY FREEZE TO DEATH.
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
68547 posts
Posted on 12/7/20 at 12:01 am to
That’s one goofy looking son of a bitch.
Posted by stuntman
Florida
Member since Jan 2013
10497 posts
Posted on 12/7/20 at 3:15 am to
quote:

The Argentine black-and-white tegu is a stout lizard native to South America. Populations are now established in Florida,



Can confirm. A buddy of mine had one of these monsters hanging out on his pool cage a few weeks back.
Posted by Beessnax
Member since Nov 2015
10769 posts
Posted on 12/7/20 at 4:00 am to
Thanks Florida, as if you haven't fricked us enough already
Posted by Warfox
B.R. Native (now in MA)
Member since Apr 2017
3751 posts
Posted on 12/7/20 at 5:25 am to
Well, then I guess it’s a good thing that we have all those wild pythons to keep them in check.
Posted by LSUSUPERSTAR
TX
Member since Jan 2005
16831 posts
Posted on 12/7/20 at 5:38 am to
Looks like a new boot pattern will be in style soon.
Posted by Strannix
C.S.A.
Member since Dec 2012
52795 posts
Posted on 12/7/20 at 5:45 am to
Boots
Posted by thadcastle
Member since Dec 2019
2841 posts
Posted on 12/7/20 at 6:41 am to
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Thanks Florida, as if you haven't fricked us enough already

It seems like a lot of these invasive species always start in Florida. Apparently Florida man is a big fan of buying exotic animals then releasing them to the wild when he gets tired of taking care of them.
Posted by GeauxWrek
Somewhere b/w Houston and BR
Member since Sep 2010
5022 posts
Posted on 12/7/20 at 6:42 am to
Plus, Florida climate is the most similar to their native habits.

Wonder how it would fair against murder hornets?
Posted by sawtooth
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2017
3588 posts
Posted on 12/7/20 at 6:43 am to
So much for the cold knocking them out.

Could tegus spread to other parts of Georgia?

Tegus can brumate (reptile hibernation) during colder months, increasing their likelihood for survival across the state. There is scientific evidence suggesting tegus could spread even to other parts of the southeastern U.S. In Florida, tegus have established three wild populations and are considered a high-priority exotic, invasive animal targeted for removal from the wild.

Posted by cyarrr
Prairieville
Member since Jun 2017
3973 posts
Posted on 12/7/20 at 7:28 am to
I live in Prairieville.

A Tegu was found in my neighborhood two years ago. The Sheriff's Department came out and removed it.
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
25845 posts
Posted on 12/7/20 at 7:35 am to
I knew they were in Florida already. Interesting that they're moving north.

Tegus and monitor lizards are examples of convergent evolution.

Posted by Cowboyfan89
Member since Sep 2015
12950 posts
Posted on 12/7/20 at 7:35 am to
They are in Louisiana apparently. I think it was LDWF that had a story on them not too long ago.

How long does it take before a cajun gets a hold of one and cooks it? Them baws realize it's good eating, you can kiss your tegu arse goodbye.
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