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Posted on 8/6/08 at 12:11 pm to rhodester
The last two times I've been down, I've seen this guy (I'm pretty sure he is a student) and he walks around campus with a sign hanging from his neck that reads "Will Hug for Beer."
Posted on 8/6/08 at 12:12 pm to harry coleman beast
I thought last year I was going to see something truly hillarious......I watched a guy ride a little red wagon down a very long steep driveway (dont remember the exact location) I was sure it was going to turn into an AFV winner but sadley he rode it and nothing happend. Maybe this year
Posted on 8/6/08 at 12:17 pm to rhodester
I believe it was homecoming '04.
My brother got completely hammered before the game. He had no intention of getting so drunk but he was busting his arse at LSU med school and hadn't had any fun time for himself in months. So he ended up getting way more intoxicated than he had intended.
About 5 minutes after kick off, I went to the restroom. When I got back to my seat, my brother was gone. After several minutes when he had not returned, I started to get worried, because I knew he was really drunk. After several attempts to call him (I can never get a signal in Tiger Stadium) I went looking for him.
I started to grow more anxious when I couldn't find him anywhere. So I went back to our tailgate area. I spent the rest of the game walking around campus, visiting areas where he could have been. My brother has a history of doing really stupid shite when he gets that drunk, so I was even more worried when he was still missing at midnight, hours after the game had ended.
I had even called the local emergency rooms and jails looking for him. I'm his big brother by 2 years and have always worried about him.
About 1:30 a cop car pulls up to my truck, where I am standing, sick to my stomach with worry. My brother is riding in the passenger seat next to the cop. My brother opens the door, staggers out, and gets in my truck without saying a word. The cop drives away laughing his arse off, but not before telling me they found him asleep in a port-a-potty, where apparently he had spent the last 6+ hours.
I have made fun of my brother about that for years, and will continue to do so for the rest of my life.
He's a doctor now, doesn't that make you all feel better?
My brother got completely hammered before the game. He had no intention of getting so drunk but he was busting his arse at LSU med school and hadn't had any fun time for himself in months. So he ended up getting way more intoxicated than he had intended.
About 5 minutes after kick off, I went to the restroom. When I got back to my seat, my brother was gone. After several minutes when he had not returned, I started to get worried, because I knew he was really drunk. After several attempts to call him (I can never get a signal in Tiger Stadium) I went looking for him.
I started to grow more anxious when I couldn't find him anywhere. So I went back to our tailgate area. I spent the rest of the game walking around campus, visiting areas where he could have been. My brother has a history of doing really stupid shite when he gets that drunk, so I was even more worried when he was still missing at midnight, hours after the game had ended.
I had even called the local emergency rooms and jails looking for him. I'm his big brother by 2 years and have always worried about him.
About 1:30 a cop car pulls up to my truck, where I am standing, sick to my stomach with worry. My brother is riding in the passenger seat next to the cop. My brother opens the door, staggers out, and gets in my truck without saying a word. The cop drives away laughing his arse off, but not before telling me they found him asleep in a port-a-potty, where apparently he had spent the last 6+ hours.
I have made fun of my brother about that for years, and will continue to do so for the rest of my life.
He's a doctor now, doesn't that make you all feel better?
Posted on 8/6/08 at 12:34 pm to harry coleman beast
not funny but damn cool... back when we were still able to tailgate btwn the rr tracks and cart path north of Burbank some friends of mine called my attention to a couple bumping uglies in the front seat of a small car. This happened on the shoulder of the Nicholson extension around 4 pm. on gameday . The female filled the windshield with arse on the dismount (she was largish), they then drove off into the sunset .
Posted on 8/6/08 at 12:36 pm to TigerBaitLSU
Alabama game 2006. Some Tiger fans dressed a medical school type skeleton in a sport coat and slacks. It was sitting in a folding chair with a hounds tooth hat on its head and a sign around the skeleton’s neck read: "Come Shake the hand of the Bear” I laughed until I cried.
Posted on 8/6/08 at 12:37 pm to TigerBaitLSU
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have made fun of my brother about that for years, and will continue to do so for the rest of my life.
He's a doctor now, doesn't that make you all feel better?
Thats some good shite right there.
Posted on 8/6/08 at 12:40 pm to harry coleman beast
when one of our fellow tailgaters turned 50 in 2001 or 2002. His sister and wife pitched in and got him a stripper. When she started "dancing" there were about 30 of us around. By the end of song #2 i think we had close to 200 people standing around.
the best part is that our cook had a set of handcuffs and cuffed the birthday man to a chair. we realized shortly after that no one had the key to the cuffs. In typical stripper fashion, "Magnolia", blurts out... "i have some handcuff keys in the console of my car." And yes they were with a pair of fuzzy cuffs.
the best part is that our cook had a set of handcuffs and cuffed the birthday man to a chair. we realized shortly after that no one had the key to the cuffs. In typical stripper fashion, "Magnolia", blurts out... "i have some handcuff keys in the console of my car." And yes they were with a pair of fuzzy cuffs.
Posted on 8/6/08 at 12:45 pm to LSUSilverfox
When there were still bushes and shite growing up along the railroad tracks(by the golf course) I used to party with a group there and we used to piss back in the weeds. One of the times I remember I was back there wizzing and I looked over and there were three girls all squating down doing their business. This was a site to behold by itself, but when one tried to stand up and fell back into her piss, I lost it.
I did the nasty in the back seat of my car one day before a game. It was in an open field and being that we were mostly under a blanket, I thought we would be ok. Several groups walked by and were laughing at us. Forgive me, I was 19 at the time.
I did the nasty in the back seat of my car one day before a game. It was in an open field and being that we were mostly under a blanket, I thought we would be ok. Several groups walked by and were laughing at us. Forgive me, I was 19 at the time.
Posted on 8/6/08 at 12:51 pm to footballislife
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back in '04 i saw a guy get beat so bad that he was crying, full of blood and huggin a stop sign. apparantly the guy tried stealin some food of a pit. note: jst ask most tiger fans they'll gladly feed u
Did all of this take place on Dalrymple by the School of Music? If so this all happened at our tailgate. He tried starting shite with us and he didn't actually try to steal food he picked up a bbq pit and threw it at us so one of our friends knocked the shite out of him, which caused the blood. Easily one of the best moments I saw tailgating.
Posted on 8/6/08 at 12:53 pm to ImOldGregg
yesss we were catacorner from ya'll. we're always by the music building. that guy was a mess
Posted on 8/6/08 at 12:54 pm to harry coleman beast
Haha yea it all started b/c he showed up wasted claiming he could beat anybody in funneling and when he went head to head with one of our guys he puked and we started laughing our asses off at him. Thats when he lost his shite and picked up the pit and threw it at us. Good times
Posted on 8/6/08 at 12:55 pm to ImOldGregg
good times indeed him huggin that stop sign talkin to the feds is something i will never forget
Posted on 8/6/08 at 12:55 pm to footballislife
Homecoming 2004, the Troy State game.
We were tailgating by the natatorium, and decided to head down to the bookstore so my father-in-law could buy a T-shirt. There was quite a crowd around the store and Mike's habitat, for some reason. Anyways, as we're standing in line, we suddenly see the crowd start parting, and people are gawking.
As the crowd nearest to us moves aside, we see two guys in their late 30's who look completely hammered. They're pushing a stroller, which looks like it's about to fall apart. The wheels were starting to bend over on themselves. Anyway, one of them has a baby rattle and is shaking it and yelling "Geaux Tigers!" As he gets closer to us, he yells "Hey! Be careful! We got a baby here!"
As he passes us, we realize they have a pony keg in the stroller, and of course everyone laughs. The guy yells, "Stop scaring the baby!"
We were tailgating by the natatorium, and decided to head down to the bookstore so my father-in-law could buy a T-shirt. There was quite a crowd around the store and Mike's habitat, for some reason. Anyways, as we're standing in line, we suddenly see the crowd start parting, and people are gawking.
As the crowd nearest to us moves aside, we see two guys in their late 30's who look completely hammered. They're pushing a stroller, which looks like it's about to fall apart. The wheels were starting to bend over on themselves. Anyway, one of them has a baby rattle and is shaking it and yelling "Geaux Tigers!" As he gets closer to us, he yells "Hey! Be careful! We got a baby here!"
As he passes us, we realize they have a pony keg in the stroller, and of course everyone laughs. The guy yells, "Stop scaring the baby!"
Posted on 8/6/08 at 1:02 pm to harry coleman beast
For an Arkansas game one year the guys from Krewe of Ragoo had a real head of a hog hanging from a tree with a rope tied to it so as to lower it down into the path of those walking down the side walk. they would drop it down right in front of you as you walked by. I'm sure the Arkansas fans were real impressed.
And then of course there's the streaker in the rain before the Oregon State game!
And then of course there's the streaker in the rain before the Oregon State game!
Posted on 8/6/08 at 1:03 pm to harry coleman beast
When I was younger I think in like '94 or someething I saw a guy stumbling around drunk off his arse screaming at everyone who would listen that 'LSU is gonna whip Mississippi St.'s arse tonight' over and over, but LSU was playing Texas A&M that night
Posted on 8/6/08 at 1:12 pm to Perrenial Powerhouse
Another site to behold is if you catch the pimps doing their thing on game day on the road. When they step off of their rv/bus/limo, it is worth it just to sit there and look at the reaction of everyone around when 35 or so pimps appear.
Posted on 8/6/08 at 1:20 pm to Ace Midnight
"the dude in the captain Morgan Suit with the Wenches"
That was me baby!
That was me baby!
This post was edited on 8/6/08 at 1:21 pm
Posted on 8/6/08 at 1:21 pm to Perrenial Powerhouse
Not even sure what game it was, but 2 years ago after the game we walked to Tigerland and walked through the golf course to get there. I think it is hole #12, but we found a kid under a bush in the rough, with only shorts on, he had puked and pissed on himself and he was rambling "pussy at freds, puss....". It was actually sad, yet hilarious. We got his phone, called one of his friends, informed them of his location, and proceeded to Tigerland to continue or night.
Another which i thought was hilarious at the time was someone marked on the area above the hole in a pot-o-gold "Drop a Saban Here" with an arrow pointed down.
One our own tirades that occurs before our entrance to the stadium is "the chair". We have a wheel chair that has over 1000 signatures on it, spray painted purple and gold, a medical ivy holder attached also to which a beer funnel is secured. The drunkest person has to ride in the chair, while another pushes him, while yelling "funnel the beer sign the chair." Its a big hit!
Another which i thought was hilarious at the time was someone marked on the area above the hole in a pot-o-gold "Drop a Saban Here" with an arrow pointed down.
One our own tirades that occurs before our entrance to the stadium is "the chair". We have a wheel chair that has over 1000 signatures on it, spray painted purple and gold, a medical ivy holder attached also to which a beer funnel is secured. The drunkest person has to ride in the chair, while another pushes him, while yelling "funnel the beer sign the chair." Its a big hit!
Posted on 8/6/08 at 1:25 pm to CptBengal
This was inside Tiger Stadium, but in 2003 or 2004 I was sitting in the student section on the 2nd or 3rd row. Some drunk guy fell and tumbled all the way down to the bottom. The cops and marshalls came up to him and subdued him. He tried to convince them he wasn't drunk. I thought it was pretty funny since he wasn't hurt.
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