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I was just in a Covid-19 tested positive person's house
Posted on 3/28/20 at 8:05 pm
Posted on 3/28/20 at 8:05 pm
I shite you not.
So our injured pet was in our neighbor's fenced in backyard. I was sent to retrieve it.
Our neighbor couldn't find the key to unlock the gate to the backyard. So she said I could walk through the house to get my injured pet. After that she informed me that her husband had tested positive for Covid-19. She told me not to touch anything and follow her through the house and into the backyard to get our pet. I held my breath and walked through the house. On the way back, my shoulder rubbed the refrigerator's handle. The fricking refrigerator's HANDLE! Probably the most touched thing in the house.
I went home and took a long hot soapy shower. (Gay!)
She said her husband was feeling fine. They went to the hospital for an unrelated reason, and while there he was tested and said he has the Covid.
I wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't' have it. I think it's more likely they fricked up the test.
But if he does have it, what are the chances I will get it?
So our injured pet was in our neighbor's fenced in backyard. I was sent to retrieve it.
Our neighbor couldn't find the key to unlock the gate to the backyard. So she said I could walk through the house to get my injured pet. After that she informed me that her husband had tested positive for Covid-19. She told me not to touch anything and follow her through the house and into the backyard to get our pet. I held my breath and walked through the house. On the way back, my shoulder rubbed the refrigerator's handle. The fricking refrigerator's HANDLE! Probably the most touched thing in the house.
I went home and took a long hot soapy shower. (Gay!)
She said her husband was feeling fine. They went to the hospital for an unrelated reason, and while there he was tested and said he has the Covid.
I wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't' have it. I think it's more likely they fricked up the test.
But if he does have it, what are the chances I will get it?
Posted on 3/28/20 at 8:06 pm to Langland
Slab some hand sanitizer on your balls too.
Posted on 3/28/20 at 8:06 pm to Langland
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She said her husband was feeling fine. They went to the hospital for an unrelated reason, and while there he was tested and said he has the Covid.
This says she is bullshitting you.
Posted on 3/28/20 at 8:07 pm to Langland
Burn the clothes and wash the dog.
Posted on 3/28/20 at 8:09 pm to Jinks
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Burn the clothes and wash the dog.
Then shite on their door mat
Posted on 3/28/20 at 8:09 pm to Langland
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I went home and took a long hot soapy shower. (Gay!)
Straight people don’t clean themselves = take of the year.
Posted on 3/28/20 at 8:09 pm to Langland
So the frick what. Worst case scenario, you contract it and have a cold for a few days. Jesus, people are fricking losing their minds. It's not a flesh eating plague or something.
Posted on 3/28/20 at 8:10 pm to Langland
There is no random testing for Covid-19. You have to have symptoms.
Posted on 3/28/20 at 8:10 pm to Beessnax
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This says she is bullshitting you
You obviously know nothing about Coronavirus. For most people it isn't really that bad.
Posted on 3/28/20 at 8:11 pm to The Shed
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None of this is true.
I altered the facts to protect the innocent.
Posted on 3/28/20 at 8:11 pm to Langland
RIP + pics of soon to be single wife
Thanks
Thanks
Posted on 3/28/20 at 8:13 pm to Langland
You should go ahead and get the last rights just in case.
Posted on 3/28/20 at 8:16 pm to omegaman66
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You obviously know nothing about Coronavirus
I know they don't test asymptomatic people
Posted on 3/28/20 at 8:16 pm to Langland
So your neighbor let you walk through her house knowing her husband was positive for Covid 19? You need to find another trailor park ASAP.
Posted on 3/28/20 at 8:18 pm to Langland
Eat some aquarium filter medicine.
Posted on 3/28/20 at 8:18 pm to Langland
Even Joe Biden can dodge the refrigerator handle.
Posted on 3/28/20 at 8:21 pm to Auburn80
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There is no random testing for Covid-19. You have to have symptoms.
Not being random doesn’t mean you have to have symptoms.
If you have money, you can have a test. Just look at entire NBA teams getting tests.
Posted on 3/28/20 at 8:22 pm to Langland
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On the way back, my shoulder rubbed the refrigerator's handle. The fricking refrigerator's HANDLE!
You gone.
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