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Today is Chuck Norris' 80th Birthday
Posted on 3/10/20 at 10:40 am
Posted on 3/10/20 at 10:40 am
In other words, the sun revolved around Chuck 80 times
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Posted on 3/10/20 at 10:41 am to NorthshoreTiger76
Posted on 3/10/20 at 10:43 am to NorthshoreTiger76
Tread lightly, heretofore Chuck Norris decrees when and what number his birthday is.
Posted on 3/10/20 at 10:44 am to NorthshoreTiger76
Chuck Norris actually died at 70 but the Grim Reaper hasn’t worked up the courage to tell him.
Posted on 3/10/20 at 10:45 am to NorthshoreTiger76
Chuck Norris had a cold once... it became the corona virus.
Posted on 3/10/20 at 10:45 am to jbgleason
Chuck Norris can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together!
Posted on 3/10/20 at 10:46 am to NorthshoreTiger76
Posted on 3/10/20 at 10:46 am to NorthshoreTiger76
Posted on 3/10/20 at 10:47 am to upgrayedd
Posted on 3/10/20 at 10:50 am to NorthshoreTiger76
Chuck Norris doesn't worry about gas prices.
His car runs on fear.
His car runs on fear.
Posted on 3/10/20 at 10:50 am to NorthshoreTiger76
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Chuck Norris' 80th Birthday
You mean it’s Birth’s 80th Chuck Norris Day
Posted on 3/10/20 at 10:54 am to NorthshoreTiger76
Guess he'd better start looking out for coronavirus.
Posted on 3/10/20 at 10:56 am to beantown
Coronavirus better start looking out for Chuck!
Posted on 3/10/20 at 10:56 am to NorthshoreTiger76
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn on the lights, darkness leaves...
Posted on 3/10/20 at 10:57 am to NorthshoreTiger76
quote:
Today is Chuck Norris' 80th Birthday
Actually it's his 29th birthday...just because he wants it to be his 29th birthday
Who's gonna tell him otherwise anyway?
This post was edited on 3/10/20 at 10:58 am
Posted on 3/10/20 at 11:01 am to RichJ
The atom bomb was modeled after Chuck Norris' barbeque pit.
Posted on 3/10/20 at 11:02 am to NorthshoreTiger76
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
Posted on 3/10/20 at 11:10 am to NorthshoreTiger76
Chuck Norris' tears can cure the Coronavirus. It's too bad because he's never cried.
Posted on 3/10/20 at 11:52 am to NorthshoreTiger76
He'd still kick my arse
Posted on 3/10/20 at 11:57 am to NorthshoreTiger76
The shake machine ALWAYS works at the McDonalds near Chuck Norris' house.
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