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re: On today's episode of that's f'ed up

Posted on 3/4/20 at 9:41 pm to
Posted by tonydtigr
Beautiful Downtown Glenn Springs,Tx
Member since Nov 2011
5362 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 9:41 pm to
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Walmart bag into the freezer.

Deal with it over the weekend.


I have a friend who found the family dog dead when he came home from work. He didn't have time to bury it right away, so he put it in a bag in the freezer. The wife comes home from work and goes to the freezer to get something to thaw out for dinner. Well, long story short his wife goes berserk when she looks into the bag with the dead dog, and the old boy had to buy a whole new freezer.

As far as burying the O P's dog, at least the ground is soft from all the rains if he lives in south La.
This post was edited on 3/4/20 at 9:42 pm
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 9:42 pm to
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Family is in bed dick. Kids were asleep when we found her. I calmed the wife down and got her in bed, all that's left is the mess.


You should definitely still be posting on the OT. I foresee no issues at all
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
102316 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 9:42 pm to
Scared as shite I'll do that to one of my cats that like to get in my recliner when I have the feet up.

Tough situation
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
147086 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 9:48 pm to
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I bagged her up and put her in the freezer, will bring to the vet in the am.


What do you expect the vet to do? Incinerate the dog? Mount it? CPR?

If i were a vet and some dude showed up with a frozen dead dog I’d be like wtf.
Posted by oleyeller
Vols, Bitch
Member since Oct 2012
32079 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 9:53 pm to
Does this mfr really have a dead dog in his freezer rn?
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
5959 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 9:53 pm to
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You should definitely still be posting on the OT. I foresee no issues at all


My son is already better than yours at travel ball and he hasn't been born yet.

Mess is cleaned, wife is asleep laying in my lap. I take great care of mine baw.

Cheers to Ella
Posted by eng08
Member since Jan 2013
5997 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 9:54 pm to
Definitely put it in the freezer, then get a full body mount
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
19193 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 9:55 pm to
Pics of dog but not wife. SMH.
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18096 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 10:03 pm to
Dear Lord
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
106124 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 10:08 pm to
He said that his vet cremates dogs as part of his business.
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 10:34 pm to
You got triggered as frick.

Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
28052 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 10:37 pm to
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Now I have to figure out what to do with a dead dog at 9 pm


Shovel.

quote:

calm down a hormonal preggo


Penis.

quote:

figure out what to tell the kids


Death happens.

quote:

figure out how to sit on said guillotine couch and enjoy tv.


See step two? Sit on the couch after.
Posted by Pedro
Geaux Hawks
Member since Jul 2008
34462 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 10:44 pm to
This thread delivered
Posted by Spasweezy
Unfortunately, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2014
6729 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 10:58 pm to
Bury the dog, buy a new couch, and bang your wife after you put the kids to bed. Don’t confuse any of these steps or else the new dog is going to wonder why you’re banging the couch after burying your wife.
Posted by BayouBandit24
Member since Aug 2010
16647 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 11:00 pm to
Cute dog. Too bad you’re a shite owner.
Posted by SwampGar
Texas
Member since Jan 2020
1008 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 11:01 pm to
Cheese and rice man, that is really f’d up. Whoa.
Posted by Roberteaux
mandeville
Member since Sep 2009
5900 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 11:08 pm to
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So our 13 year old Yorkie


Well if it makes any difference , it probably didn’t have too many years left. Lived a good life
Posted by BayouBandit24
Member since Aug 2010
16647 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 11:11 pm to
In all seriousness.... OT parents, would it be an awful idea to tell the kids that they essentially killed the dog? Could be a good learning experience on being careless. Also, could scar them for life.
Posted by Pedro
Geaux Hawks
Member since Jul 2008
34462 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 11:20 pm to
I mean we’re they really careless though? It’s one thing if the dog was always under there but it sounds like he rarely if ever did that
Posted by GeauxtigersMs36
The coast
Member since Jan 2018
9577 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 11:36 pm to
And I thought my 15 month old daughter puking on my wife while we slept at 3 am was a bad night. That sucks for you. Good luck with the wife. I my wife gets pregnant again I’m bolting for 9 months and that would be to keep our marriage.
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