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Posted on 2/28/20 at 4:00 am
Posted on 2/28/20 at 4:00 am
Today in History: February 28
1066 Westminster Abbey, the most famous church in England, opens its doors.
1861 The territory of Colorado is established.
1916 Haiti becomes the first U.S. protectorate.
1945 U.S. tanks break the natural defense line west of the Rhine and cross the Erft River.
1969 A Los Angeles court refuses Robert Kennedy assassin Sirhan Sirhan's request to be executed.
1994 U.S. warplanes shoot down four Serb aircraft over Bosnia in the first NATO use of force in the troubled area.
Born on February 28
1820 John Tenniel, illustrator of various books (Alice's Adventures in Wonderland).
1926 Svetlana Stalin, daughter of Josef Stalin.
Joke of the Day
A shipwreck, only Scarlett Johansson and some random dude survived on an deserted island...
They didnt know each other before the shipwreck, but he did know who she was...
At the beginning it was hard, but as time passed, this guy learnt how to provide food and shelter, he started taking care of her, and eventually she started caring about him... after all, there wasnt anybody else in the island...
He eventually built a cabin, had a functioning automatic potable water supply, and all sorts of little clever commodities, all done to make her life easier... it was the most effort any man had ever done for her, and all the hard work made him fit, she noticed this...
One night after some wildlife attacked and he defended her succesfully, getting a few cuts in the process, she threw herself at him and they made love, after that, they where for all intents and purposes a couple with an above regular sex life.
But for some reason he started drifting away, something was bothering him. And she noticed... "Whats wrong?" Scarlett Johansson asked, "Nothing..." the guy would say...
She pestered him for a while eventually saying she would do ANYTHING he needed or wanted to make him feel good again, just because she really cared for him a lot, and even if he wasnt asking, she felt it was the least she owed it to him...
"Really?, youll do anything id like?"
"yes" she said "anything!"
"ok, first i want you to take off you toga and get into this pair of work jeans that somehow washed on the shore"
"ok..."
"now put this shirt on please, but first, "tape" your boobs so they are flat"
"wha... ok, id say id do anything" she said lovingly.
"ok, now, take this hat and wear it, but tuck your hair under it"
she was kinda confused, but non the less, she wanted to make him happy, so she tuck her hair under the hat.
"Now id like for you to grab this piece of soot and paint yourself a beard and a mustache"
"ok... if this is what you want..." she muttered.
"now, please, put on these sunglasses, and start walking down the beach ill catch up to you in a bit" he said a bit excited...
She started walking... wondering... doubting herself... just confused about what had just happened, maybe it wasnt her, maybe it was h... suddenly the guy grabs her by her shoulder turns her around and says: "DUDE!!! you wont believe who ive been fricking for the past 6 months!"
Posted on 2/28/20 at 4:07 am to Armymann50
Good morning Army. Are you one of the potato salad in the gumbo people?
Posted on 2/28/20 at 4:12 am to Hangit
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This post was edited on 1/18/21 at 7:31 pm
Posted on 2/28/20 at 4:14 am to Armymann50
Good Morning Err’body
Damn Mercury Retrograde has me not sleeping great. Should be all ok by March 10.
Go do good things today. Have patience with the morons, triple check deals if you can’t put them off and expect idiotic drivers thru 3/9.
Damn Mercury Retrograde has me not sleeping great. Should be all ok by March 10.
Go do good things today. Have patience with the morons, triple check deals if you can’t put them off and expect idiotic drivers thru 3/9.
Posted on 2/28/20 at 4:24 am to Bullfrog
quote:I would rather take them gator hunting.
Have patience with the morons
Posted on 2/28/20 at 4:48 am to Hangit
Good Morning Armymann and the OT: gmt:
Posted on 2/28/20 at 4:54 am to Armymann50
quote:
yes
I noticed from your menu yesterday that they had both. While I like both, I had never heard of having it together until Coach O brought it up.
Posted on 2/28/20 at 5:12 am to Armymann50
Happy Friday OTrs of the GMT.
Posted on 2/28/20 at 5:20 am to Armymann50
Good mernin good people of the OT
Posted on 2/28/20 at 6:56 am to Armymann50
Good JOTD and good morning OT.
Posted on 2/28/20 at 7:04 am to jeffsdad
Meant to get to work at 7:, that didn’t happen, 8: should still be fine for a nooner leave time for Houston
My body is ready for Katz’s, I hear it never klozes
My body is ready for Katz’s, I hear it never klozes
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