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Best “ya mamma” jokes?
Posted on 10/4/19 at 6:42 pm
Posted on 10/4/19 at 6:42 pm
What ya got?
Posted on 10/4/19 at 6:43 pm to EGCROSS
You really started this thread off with a bang.
Speaking of bang, I fricked your momma.
Speaking of bang, I fricked your momma.
Posted on 10/4/19 at 6:43 pm to EGCROSS
I fricked ya mamma last night, hardy har har !
am I doing this right ?
am I doing this right ?
Posted on 10/4/19 at 6:46 pm to EGCROSS
YOMAMA so poor she gotta go to KFC and lick other people's fingers.
Posted on 10/4/19 at 6:49 pm to EGCROSS
Ya mamma so ugly that OweO wouldn’t even start a thread about that time his friend texted him and told him about his coworker fricking her
Posted on 10/4/19 at 6:49 pm to EGCROSS
Your mother is so fat, she is at serious risk for hypertension and congestive heart failure
Posted on 10/4/19 at 6:50 pm to fr33manator
Yo mama so fat she steps on the scale and it says 'To Be Continued'
Posted on 10/4/19 at 6:58 pm to EGCROSS
Ya mamma is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
Posted on 10/4/19 at 6:59 pm to EGCROSS
Your momma is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and came out with a job application
Posted on 10/4/19 at 7:00 pm to EGCROSS
Your momma so fat it takes her two trips to haul arse
Posted on 10/4/19 at 7:01 pm to EGCROSS
Ya momma so spastic she tore her ACL eating white beans at Piccadilly
This post was edited on 10/4/19 at 7:02 pm
Posted on 10/4/19 at 7:08 pm to EGCROSS
Ya mamma’s so fat she doesn’t get a menu at restaurants, they give her an estimate instead
Posted on 10/4/19 at 7:09 pm to EGCROSS
Ya momma so black, she was riding a motorcycle and got a ticket for illegal tint.
Posted on 10/4/19 at 7:12 pm to EGCROSS
Ya momma's so fat
When she gets on the scale it says "to be continued"
When she gets on the scale it says "to be continued"
Posted on 10/4/19 at 7:15 pm to EGCROSS
Thirty-four years ago I was shopping in a grocery store in Monroe, Louisiana and there were three kids going at it putting each other down with their remarks.
One kid responded to a remark by saying, “Well your mamma makes gumbo.” Whatever that means?
The other kid said, “Yeah, but your momma supplies the crabs.” I understood that.
One kid responded to a remark by saying, “Well your mamma makes gumbo.” Whatever that means?
The other kid said, “Yeah, but your momma supplies the crabs.” I understood that.
Posted on 10/4/19 at 7:16 pm to EGCROSS
Yo momma’s so fat she got triabetes
Posted on 10/4/19 at 7:17 pm to EGCROSS
The only difference between yo mamma and an aircraft carrier is not everyone has taken a ride on an aircraft carrier.
Your momma is so big that whe she plays hopscotch she goes like... LA... Denver... Chicago... New York...
Your momma is so fat that when she hops out of bed astronauts can see the shockwave from the ISS
Your momma is so big that whe she plays hopscotch she goes like... LA... Denver... Chicago... New York...
Your momma is so fat that when she hops out of bed astronauts can see the shockwave from the ISS
This post was edited on 10/4/19 at 7:21 pm
Posted on 10/4/19 at 7:18 pm to EGCROSS
Yo momma’s so old she got a separate entrance for BBC
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