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re: Food mascots and whether or not I'd be able to kick their arse

Posted on 9/30/19 at 12:07 pm to
Posted by rowbear1922
Houston, TX
Member since Oct 2008
15369 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 12:07 pm to
Stay Puft Marshmallow Man hands down.

We have already seen what he did to New York.
Posted by Tony The Tiger
The Woodlands, TX
Member since Sep 2003
2631 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 12:08 pm to
<--- YEP
Posted by stapuffmarshy
lower 9
Member since Apr 2010
17507 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 12:10 pm to
I will dispense a hot melted white cream like substance over all of these mascots.


Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47859 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 12:11 pm to
This one would rip your head off

Posted by Boo Krewe
Member since Apr 2015
9810 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 12:11 pm to
Count chocula would beat your arse
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
74802 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 12:12 pm to
quote:

This one would rip your head off


if he weren't dead, I suppose
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9722 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 12:14 pm to
Where the frick is Count Chocula?
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30951 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 12:18 pm to
Uncle Ben is the kind that would whoop his 30 year old son for sagging his pants
Posted by theantiquetiger
Paid Premium Member Plus
Member since Feb 2005
19670 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 12:21 pm to
Top 5 right here. The fricker has a sword

Posted by alphaandomega
Tuscaloosa-Here to Serve
Member since Aug 2012
14337 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 12:38 pm to
quote:

In think you’re selling the Keebler elf short. He may not be big, but they have magic. He could turn you into a chocolate chip cookie or something.




He would recuse himself from the fight...
Posted by Gusoline
Jacksonville, NC
Member since Dec 2013
8861 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 12:42 pm to
Rabbit can't even handle kids stealing his cereal. frick him.
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
16499 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 12:43 pm to
That green giant is too jolly to get mad enough to fight. I would lace his peas with poison and then profit.
Posted by Tigerlaff
FIGHTING out of the Carencro Sonic
Member since Jan 2010
21084 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 12:45 pm to
quote:

The Quaker should be way higher. A lifetime of physical labor, that guy will be tough as nails.


Wrong my guy. Quakers are pacifists. Guy would sit there and let you wail on him.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
126456 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 12:48 pm to
Quaker oat dude has that old man strength. He came from the old school. These safe space vaping little shits would get their clock cleaned when he takes the pilgrim hat off and shoves his buckled shoe up their arse
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
74802 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 12:49 pm to
quote:

Guy would sit there and let you wail on him.


not after he turns the other cheek, baw, then it's on!
Posted by TiptonInSC
Aiken, SC
Member since Dec 2012
19503 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 12:50 pm to
The Gerber baby....
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 2:30 pm to
quote:

Frosted Flakes Tiger


His name is Tony.
Posted by TexasTiger90
Rocky Mountain High
Member since Jul 2014
3576 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 2:37 pm to
I'm surprised Kool Aid Man and The King are even remotely close. Never seen the King bust through a wall, js
Posted by Rep520
Member since Mar 2018
10476 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 2:46 pm to
quote:

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man hands down.

We have already seen what he did to New York.


"I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood, something that could never, ever possibly destroy us: Mr. Stay-Puft."
Posted by Giantkiller
the internet.
Member since Sep 2007
21481 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 3:16 pm to
Mr Peanut is wiry. I think people may overlook him because he wears a monocle but he's the only one on this list who has a cane. I could see him lacing into someone with that thing.
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