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Florida Rattle Snake opens a can of whoop arse on her baw.
Posted on 8/21/19 at 7:04 am
Posted on 8/21/19 at 7:04 am
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A woman arrested for domestic violence attacked a man in the style of wrestler “Stone Cold” Steve Austin, according to an account provided to cops by the victim, records show. Chastity Bodnar, 23, got into a physical altercation with Coty Lee Havens, 26, Saturday afternoon at a residence in Fort Pierce, Florida, an arrest affidavit notes. Havens said that Bodnar, pictured above, “got upset when he told her that she drinks too much,” police reported. Havens said that an “enraged” Bodnar first “threw her phone at him striking him in the throat.” He then walked out of the house and into the attached garage, with Bodnar following, police say.
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Inside the garage, Bodnar “took two beer cans” and proceeded to "Stone Cold Steve Austin my arse," Havens said, adding that Bodnar “went crazy on him.” Havens told police that he was forced to pin Bodnar to the ground until officers arrived at the home. “I observed two beer cans in the garage that appeared to be crushed in the general vicinity of where incident occurred,” a sheriff’s deputy reported. The court filing does not reveal whether Bodnar attempted Austin’s famous finishing move, the Stone Cold Stunner. One of Austin’s other trademarks was the shotgunning of two cans of beer, which the wrestler tossed aside after they were simultaneously drained. Bodnar was arrested on a misdemeanor battery charge and booked into the county jail early Saturday night. She was released from custody Sunday afternoon. Havens (seen below) was also arrested after he allegedly fought with the cops who arrived to investigate the domestic disturbance call.
Posted on 8/21/19 at 7:06 am to arseinclarse
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Coty Lee Havens
If that aint a Baw name.
Posted on 8/21/19 at 7:07 am to arseinclarse
She could use the free “gym” in prison. Might turn lesbian when she gets out.
Posted on 8/21/19 at 7:07 am to arseinclarse
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Chastity Bodnar, 23, got into a physical altercation with Coty Lee Havens, 26
I guess she won the
Chastity belt
Posted on 8/21/19 at 7:08 am to arseinclarse
Not saying i wouldn’t hit it
However, I’m gonna rate this is as if i have gone a while without any and had consumed quite a few beers, i probably would.
My only request is for her to be enraged while we have relations. That sounds kinda hot
However, I’m gonna rate this is as if i have gone a while without any and had consumed quite a few beers, i probably would.
My only request is for her to be enraged while we have relations. That sounds kinda hot
Posted on 8/21/19 at 7:10 am to arseinclarse
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The court filing does not reveal whether Bodnar attempted Austin’s famous finishing move, the Stone Cold Stunner.
Posted on 8/21/19 at 7:27 am to arseinclarse
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“took two beer cans” and proceeded to "Stone Cold Steve Austin my arse," Havens said,
Posted on 8/21/19 at 7:29 am to arseinclarse
Never go full Stone Cold Stunna’
Posted on 8/21/19 at 7:32 am to arseinclarse
White trash gonna white trash
Oh btw: RENT FREE ALL UP IN YOUR HEAD BITCH 24-7
You know who you are
Oh btw: RENT FREE ALL UP IN YOUR HEAD BITCH 24-7
You know who you are
Posted on 8/21/19 at 7:41 am to Rebel
Wait, he said “you drink too much “ and she said “You got that right “ crushed 2 beers and drank them over head, then started pummeling the dude? That’s some epic break up...,”ain’t got time for this shite” moment.
Posted on 8/21/19 at 8:03 am to arseinclarse
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Havens (seen below) was also arrested after he allegedly fought with the cops who arrived to investigate the domestic disturbance call.
Posted on 8/21/19 at 8:06 am to arseinclarse
She's shaped like a thumb.
Posted on 8/21/19 at 8:15 am to arseinclarse
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“threw her phone at him striking him in the throat.”
She whizzed that thing at him like a ninja star
Posted on 8/21/19 at 8:21 am to arseinclarse
Where we're these Stone Cold impersonators when I was in Florida?
Posted on 8/21/19 at 8:23 am to arseinclarse
And this is why I have been coming to the OT for 15 years. Thanks good sir and have an upvote
Posted on 8/21/19 at 8:26 am to arseinclarse
OP's title... well done
Posted on 8/21/19 at 9:08 am to Rebel
Half the beer is spilled out before he even turns it up
Posted on 8/21/19 at 9:09 am to arseinclarse
That’s no rattle snake....that’s a GDKC!!!!
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