re: How would you rate yourself on a trashiness scale?

I can crack 90 on a golf course (most days)
One tat
One divorce
Doctorate degree (yeah, and the debt)
No truck or truck nuts (lifted 4x4 suv with lightbars here)
Don’t own a pitbull (my gf's dog is a pit/lab mix)
Smoke if the situation calls for it
I mow my own grass
I fix my own cars and bikes
I wear sleeveless shirts when I'm not at work


I'd say I'm a 7 with the education, behavior, vocabulary, credit, and land holdings of a 1.

I look like white trash most of the time when I'm not at work, but I'll drive to new orleans with the gf and see a play, drag show, or go to some artisanal cheese tasting after getting sunburned working on the farm all day.

I'm the guy in the Mayfair Chronicles who reads classical poetry while taking a break from building a chicken coop.