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More Courtroom Etiquette
Posted on 5/7/19 at 1:40 pm
Posted on 5/7/19 at 1:40 pm
Let's watch ourselves in the courtroom, baws.
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This reportedly was the exchange:
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The state Supreme Court publicly chided [an attorney] for "an inappropriate verbal exchange with opposing counsel" in court.
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This reportedly was the exchange:
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"Excuse me, sir. You're a liar," Dover told Spears.
"I will punch the (expletive) out of you if you call me a liar again," Spears replied.
Dover responded by calling Spears a liar again.
Posted on 5/7/19 at 1:41 pm to JudgeHolden
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Excuse me, sir. You're a liar," Dover told Spears.
"I will punch the (expletive) out of you if you call me a liar again," Spears replied.
Dover responded by calling Spears a liar again.
What happened after the bluff was called
Posted on 5/7/19 at 1:41 pm to JudgeHolden
Ot but I enjoy courtroom themed pornos
Posted on 5/7/19 at 2:13 pm to CaptainsWafer
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What happened after the bluff was called
Adjournment to Sonic.
Posted on 5/7/19 at 2:31 pm to 9Fiddy
ADA Dover on the right... could be a gentle giant.

This post was edited on 5/7/19 at 2:32 pm
Posted on 5/7/19 at 2:52 pm to JudgeHolden
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Dover responded by calling Spears a liar again.
Posted on 5/7/19 at 2:58 pm to SM6
Ole baw got down on one knee in the court room


Posted on 5/7/19 at 2:58 pm to JudgeHolden
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"Excuse me, sir. You're a liar," Dover told Spears.
"I will punch the (expletive) out of you if you call me a liar again," Spears replied.
Dover responded by calling Spears a liar again.
Posted on 5/7/19 at 2:59 pm to JudgeHolden
I didnt know Jim Rome practiced law
Posted on 5/7/19 at 3:02 pm to JudgeHolden
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Excuse me, sir. You're a liar," Dover told Spears.
"I will punch the (expletive) out of you if you call me a liar again," Spears replied.
Dover responded by calling Spears a liar again.
This entire exchange is fricking epic.
Posted on 5/7/19 at 3:04 pm to JudgeHolden
It has become acceptable lately for politicians and lawyers to call others liars.
There was a better time not too long ago when that would catch you an auto beat down.
A while before that it would get you shot.
Calling someone a liar or a thief is something that should only be done when you can prove it is so. Not casually.
There was a better time not too long ago when that would catch you an auto beat down.
A while before that it would get you shot.
Calling someone a liar or a thief is something that should only be done when you can prove it is so. Not casually.
Posted on 5/7/19 at 3:09 pm to jbgleason
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Calling someone a liar or a thief is something that should only be done when you can prove it is so. Not casually.
There are two problems here. One is calling another lawyer a liar in court. You just don't do that.
Second, you are supposed to address the Court, not opposing counsel. So if you are going to call your opponent a liar, WHICH YOU SHOULD NEVER DO IN COURT, you would say it this way:
"Your honor, opposing counsel is a liar."
Posted on 5/7/19 at 3:10 pm to brass2mouth
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This entire exchange is fricking epic.
It's poor professionalism for sure. But I did laugh a little.
Posted on 5/7/19 at 3:14 pm to tgrbaitn08
Is that the lawyer chick who tried unsuccessfully to frick her cab driver in NOLA?
Posted on 5/7/19 at 3:18 pm to tgrbaitn08
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Ole baw got down on one knee in the court room
Ted Bundy style
Posted on 5/7/19 at 3:25 pm to JudgeHolden
From In Re Vincenti, a NJ disciplinary case:
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On October 31, 1979, Deputy Attorney General Rem and Eisert agreed to meet with respondent, at his request, for a settlement conference. The Lawyer's Lounge was selected. In addition to addressing insults at Rem, respondent referred to a female attorney, also in the lounge, as "Miss Wrinkles", "Miss Bags" and "old bag", and stated to her: "Shove it up your arse" and "go frick yourself".
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Prior to removing himself from the area, respondent intentionally bumped Pearson with his stomach and then his shoulder, and thereafter advised Pearson that he could take his law firm and "shove it up my arse".
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Under some circumstances it might be difficult to determine precisely the point at which forceful, aggressive trial advocacy crosses the line into the forbidden territory of an ethical violation. But no matter where in the spectrum of courtroom behavior we would draw that line, no matter how indulgent our view of acceptable professional conduct might be, it is inconceivable that the instances of respondent's demeanor that we are called upon to review in these proceedings could ever be countenanced. The record lays bare a shameful display of atrocious deportment calling for substantial discipline. Vincenti, Matter of, 458 A.2d 1268, 92 N.J. 591 (N.J., 1983)
Posted on 5/7/19 at 3:25 pm to JudgeHolden
Southern Law Graduates I'm sure
Posted on 5/7/19 at 3:26 pm to chinhoyang
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Where a petition alleged that the plaintiff was an unmarried white lady, and that while in attendance as a guest of the defendant at a circus performance given by the defendant, and while seated in one of the seats provided by the defendant for the defendant's guests at the circus, a horse, which was going through a dancing performance immediately in front of where the plaintiff was sitting, was by the defendant's servant, who was riding upon the horse, caused to back towards the plaintiff, and while in this situation the horse evacuated his bowels into her lap, that this occurred in full view of many people, some of whom were the defendant's employees, and all of whom laughed at the occurrence, that as a result thereof the plaintiff was caused much embarrassment, mortification, and mental pain and suffering, to her damage in a certain amount, that the damage alleged was due entirely to the defendant's negligence and without any fault on the part of the plaintiff, the petition set out a cause of action and was good as against a general demurrer. Christy Bros. Circus v. Turnage, 144 S.E. 680, 38 Ga.App. 581 (Ga. App., 1928)
This post was edited on 5/7/19 at 3:27 pm
Posted on 5/7/19 at 3:31 pm to chinhoyang
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Í It seems that appellant consumed one plug (of chewing tobacco) of his purchase, which measured up to representations, that it was tobacco unmixed with human flesh, but when appellant tackled the second plug it made him sick, but, not suspecting the tobacco, he tried another chew, ana still another, until he bit into some foreign substance, which crumbled like dry bread, and caused him to foam at the mouth, while he was getting “sicker and sicker.” Finally, his teeth struck something hard; he could not bite through it. After an examination he discovered a human toe, with flesh and nail intact. ] We refrain from detailing the further harrowing and nauseating details. -- Pillars v. R. J. Reynolds Tobacco Co., 117 Miss. 490, 498 (Miss. 1918)
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