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Posted on 2/4/19 at 3:56 pm to
Posted by ShoeBang
Member since May 2012
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Posted on 2/4/19 at 3:56 pm to
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Full on dam break.

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I'm fairly certain some "party stuff" I ingested was cut with ex-lax


The cause of my ruptured septic tank was dropping buffalo wild wings and Guinness on top of the beer shits from the night before. By the time my drunken sphincter let me know it was go time, I couldn't make it back to my buddy's place in time. Speed walking compounded the issue.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 2/4/19 at 4:09 pm to
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Speed walking compounded the issue.


Movement, especially quick movement, compounds the issue. I wish I had just sat on the ground and started trying to meditate the poo away.

It moves the process faster like Joey Chestnut dancing up and down to get the soggy buns down his throat.

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