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re: The day you know divorce is imminent:

Posted on 8/4/18 at 1:10 pm to
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
70161 posts
Posted on 8/4/18 at 1:10 pm to
Also, hands in the pants is never step one.
She's your wife, by now you've learned her Konami code to start her up. If not, you've failed.
Try step one of that, if she pulls away then you need to have a talk. Or at least learn the cycle.
Posted by Sancho Panza
La Habaña, Cuba
Member since Sep 2014
8161 posts
Posted on 8/4/18 at 1:12 pm to
Biggest cause of divorce?








Marriage!!!
Posted by stelly1025
Lafayette
Member since May 2012
8824 posts
Posted on 8/4/18 at 1:13 pm to
quote:

Laying in bed with the wife, hand in her pants, and she puts her headphones in to watch Netflix. frick this. ??



This means she got a side dude or two...
Posted by StrangeBrew
Salvation Army-Thanks Obama
Member since May 2009
18223 posts
Posted on 8/4/18 at 1:34 pm to
My buddy told his wife, if I am not f'ing you believe me I will be f 'ing someone else. They are now divorced, shocking I know!
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 8/4/18 at 1:48 pm to
quote:

hand in her pants, and she puts her headphones in to watch Netflix.


it was a test. you failed.
Posted by Brazos
Member since Oct 2013
20444 posts
Posted on 8/4/18 at 1:52 pm to
How often do y'all have sex?
Posted by Dawgholio
Bugtussle
Member since Oct 2015
13047 posts
Posted on 8/4/18 at 1:55 pm to
Let me talk to her in private. I can help
Posted by FelicianaTigerfan
Comanche County
Member since Aug 2009
26059 posts
Posted on 8/4/18 at 3:11 pm to
quote:

Laying in bed with the wife, hand in her pants, and she puts her headphones in to watch Netflix. frick this. ??


You must be new to marriage. To me that just means do what you want, just don’t disturb my show
Posted by arktiger28
Member since Aug 2005
4893 posts
Posted on 8/4/18 at 3:50 pm to
Did you try some conversation or did you go right into the pants.
Posted by Farkwad
Byzantium
Member since Sep 2010
2669 posts
Posted on 8/4/18 at 3:59 pm to
Drop her like a hot steamy turd. She’s cheating or will cheat.
Posted by Boo Krewe
Member since Apr 2015
9810 posts
Posted on 8/4/18 at 4:37 pm to
at least you've gotten laid before . i never have
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 8/4/18 at 5:03 pm to
quote:

The day you know divorce is imminent:

When the plane touches the runway coming back from the honeymoon.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
34999 posts
Posted on 8/4/18 at 5:18 pm to
Men desire sex more because we knowing will end in an orgasm. Condition her the same way and she will want sex as much as you
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
68681 posts
Posted on 8/4/18 at 5:56 pm to
I’m find myself in a similar situation except I’m not as aroused by my so like I once was.

Then again I have low testosterone and am getting an mri next month
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
57101 posts
Posted on 8/4/18 at 6:00 pm to
If we run out of ketchup, it’s over.
I’m outta here.

Don’t run out of ketchup.
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
33753 posts
Posted on 8/4/18 at 6:15 pm to
Let's say I'm in a room with a bitch and the ho don't wan' frick Like a man I'ma beat my meat and get my frickin' nut, fa'sho' She gonna be drove then And I'ma cut the TV off and go to sleep on that ho then Now tell that to your girlfriend, you tell her everything else She gon' to be with her boyfriend, you gon' to be by your damn self While I'm in my Benz with your friend And she bout to get nervous Baby I don't want nothing but some mouth and lip service
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