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re: Douchiest move on a golf course?
Posted on 5/21/18 at 6:02 pm to ElroyJetSon
Posted on 5/21/18 at 6:02 pm to ElroyJetSon
Blasting around the course as a single in a cart and posturing/gesturing that you are annoyed waiting on a foursome even though there’s no way to play through.
After being waived to play through, taking your sweet arse time instead of hustling.
Stopping for like 15 minutes at the turn for food or drinks then not allowing those behind to play through.
After being waived to play through, taking your sweet arse time instead of hustling.
Stopping for like 15 minutes at the turn for food or drinks then not allowing those behind to play through.
Posted on 5/21/18 at 10:58 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
Driving cart too close to green
Looking for stray golf balls
Old guys using putterhead to retrieve ball from hole
Cell phone not on silent
Not fixing ball marks
White belts
Looking for stray golf balls
Old guys using putterhead to retrieve ball from hole
Cell phone not on silent
Not fixing ball marks
White belts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 6:49 am to BlastOff
I don’t think looking for your ball is douchy
Posted on 5/22/18 at 7:11 am to ElroyJetSon
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I don’t think looking for your ball is douchy
I meant guys who look for golf balls that aren’t their own, usually old guys walking by the edge of a water hazard with ball retriever in hand. Sweet, you got a scuffed up Precept EV, move it along Pops.
Posted on 5/22/18 at 9:07 am to PortHudsonPlaya
Played a local course the other day. Got to the 18th hole and the flag was on the ground. Got closer and realized the flag was broke off and there were tire marks across the green straight at the flagstick.
Some a$$hole duffed his ball on the other side of the green, got angry and took it out on the rest of the players on the course.
Finished the hole and pulled up to the clubhouse to let them know and one of the carts that were up there had a nice little mark indicating they were the guilty party. Hoping the guy signed out for the cart and they ban the dip$hit.
Some a$$hole duffed his ball on the other side of the green, got angry and took it out on the rest of the players on the course.
Finished the hole and pulled up to the clubhouse to let them know and one of the carts that were up there had a nice little mark indicating they were the guilty party. Hoping the guy signed out for the cart and they ban the dip$hit.
Posted on 5/22/18 at 9:11 am to PortHudsonPlaya
My house is next to the course with a green 60 yds from my back door. I have seen a lot of the dumb arse stuff mentioned in this thread, but from a homeowners perspective:
— old man walked five feet off the green and unzipped his pants and took a piss (there is a restroom near the tee box of this hole)
— driving a cart 30 yds into my yard to pick up a golf ball instead of parking by the green or stopping at OB stakes and walking into the yard
— guy parked his cart by OB stake, walked half way up my yard to his ball, stood behind it, walked back to his cart and selected a club, then back to his ball and was about to hit it when it when I stepped out on the patio and mentioned that if his luck was running bad, he was going to get a $150 bill from me if his divot took out a sprinkler head in my yard.
Paying a cart rental fee is not an excuse to go act out some dumb shite that may have been in a “Jackass” movie.
— old man walked five feet off the green and unzipped his pants and took a piss (there is a restroom near the tee box of this hole)
— driving a cart 30 yds into my yard to pick up a golf ball instead of parking by the green or stopping at OB stakes and walking into the yard
— guy parked his cart by OB stake, walked half way up my yard to his ball, stood behind it, walked back to his cart and selected a club, then back to his ball and was about to hit it when it when I stepped out on the patio and mentioned that if his luck was running bad, he was going to get a $150 bill from me if his divot took out a sprinkler head in my yard.
Paying a cart rental fee is not an excuse to go act out some dumb shite that may have been in a “Jackass” movie.
Posted on 5/22/18 at 9:38 am to barry
Absolutely getting your ball back if you hit into the group I’m in
Posted on 5/22/18 at 9:43 am to BlastOff
This happens a lot in Florida with all those snowbirds coming down for the winter
Posted on 5/22/18 at 11:14 am to Dawgsontop34
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Playing with unlimited mulligans
We were behind a dick like this last week. They were a foursome. We were down to 2 because one guy pulled a muscle in his side. So we're in two carts but only 2 were playing. We followed waited on them for 3 straight holes.
Jordan Speith looking douche swings and obviously hits yet another shite shot. He watches it eventually come to rest then goes get another ball out of his cart and drops it and plays another shot. Come on dude.
Another hole we watch baby Jordan proceed to take 3 swings to get it out of the bunker. When we made the turn we jumped them while they went to the clubhouse. Have some respect man...you're not the only fricker on the damn course.
Posted on 5/22/18 at 11:21 am to GeauxTigers0107
I’ve come to the conclusion on the mulligan guy and ball looker guy that some people simply have zero concept of their surroundings.
I have a buddy that is the ball looker guy. He’ll roll one in the hazard and instead of doing a couple quick glances, get out his ball grabber and start collecting balls. Meanwhile the group behind us is on the tee waiting. I have to push him along but in his mind, he has zero concept of how much time he’s wasting everyone.
I have a buddy that is the ball looker guy. He’ll roll one in the hazard and instead of doing a couple quick glances, get out his ball grabber and start collecting balls. Meanwhile the group behind us is on the tee waiting. I have to push him along but in his mind, he has zero concept of how much time he’s wasting everyone.
Posted on 5/22/18 at 1:03 pm to BlastOff
White belt
Loud Music
Fixing every ball mark on the green before you putt, even the ones not in your line
Leaving the rake in the trap
Not letting people play through
Sending chili peppers up Lee Janzens arse on the driving range
Loud Music
Fixing every ball mark on the green before you putt, even the ones not in your line
Leaving the rake in the trap
Not letting people play through
Sending chili peppers up Lee Janzens arse on the driving range
Posted on 5/22/18 at 1:10 pm to lowhound
quote:This is a very non-douchy move. WTF is wrong with you?
Fixing every ball mark on the green before you putt, even the ones not in your line
Posted on 5/22/18 at 1:25 pm to lowhound
quote:
Fixing every ball mark on the green before you putt, even the ones not in your line
All that does is undo someone's douchebaggery from earlier by leaving it there.
Posted on 5/22/18 at 1:44 pm to Zanzibaw
Yea. I have a hard time seeing a ball mark and not repairing it, regardless of whether it is in my line or not.
Posted on 5/22/18 at 2:30 pm to lowhound
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Leaving the rake in the trap
Not a douche move: Depends on the preference of the course. I prefer rakes to be left in the traps so they are not an unnatural obstacle that could deflect a ball, either favorably or unfavorably. Rakes left in the sand are less likely to cause a bad break since your ball was already headed in the bunker.
Posted on 5/22/18 at 2:48 pm to DivotBreath
Read an article on this earlier because I really wasn't sure of the proper etiquette. USGA says that they leave the rakes outside the bunker parallel to the line of play. Less likely to have any obstruction with a ball in regards to going in or staying out of a bunker
Posted on 5/22/18 at 2:52 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
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I’ve come to the conclusion on the mulligan guy and ball looker guy that some people simply have zero concept of their surroundings. I have a buddy that is the ball looker guy. He’ll roll one in the hazard and instead of doing a couple quick glances, get out his ball grabber and start collecting balls. Meanwhile the group behind us is on the tee waiting. I have to push him along but in his mind, he has zero concept of how much time he’s wasting everyone.
I think we play with the same guy
played Friday and he's looking for his ball about 350 from the tee that was obviously in the woods about 215 from the tee....in a scramble! guys we were with even started giving him shite
This post was edited on 5/22/18 at 2:55 pm
Posted on 5/22/18 at 2:54 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
quote:
Also the guy or twosome that refuses to pair up
I don't like pairing up.
Posted on 5/22/18 at 2:58 pm to Zanzibaw
There is no rule regarding the rakes that I’m aware of. The USGA May leave them outside the bunker for its events but many courses prefer them in the bunker so the grounds crew does not have to move them when mowing. It is up to the course to set the preference or local rule.
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